Xu Mo didn't agree to Xu Shi's request.
If he had agreed, that would have been truly bizarre.
After all, their identities were clear.
No matter how beautiful his sister was,
in his older brother's eyes, she was always just a "monster."
Xu Shi puffed out her cheeks, clearly dissatisfied.
The sibling relationship was deeply ingrained in Xu Mo's mind.
Breaking this mindset wasn't something that could be done overnight.
Even if Xu Shi revealed the truth,
Xu Mo would only take it as a joke.
He wouldn't entertain any other thoughts about her.
This was what Xu Shi found most frustrating!
Perhaps it would be more practical to find an opportunity to stuff Xu Mo into a sack.
Cook the rice until it's done.
Get a paternity test report.
That would be more convincing.
Xu Mo had no idea Xu Shi had such a twisted idea.
If he knew, he would have fled in advance.
But for now, it was fine.
Tonight, he was out and about and had no plans to return home.
When words don't align, even half a sentence is too much.
Xu Mo couldn't get any information out of her,
so he decided not to continue.
Instead, he planned to buy some oranges and take them to the hospital for Song Yuqi.
Setting aside her role as the female lead,
Xu Mo felt it was still necessary to visit her.
That girl had been through a lot today.
Surviving a desperate situation.
Her loved one in a coma.
She needed someone by her side.
Just as Xu Mo was about to drive off with An Youyi,
Xu Shi followed them.
She insisted on coming along!
Song Ligang couldn't afford to have anything happen to him.
Otherwise, all her plans would be wasted.
Xu Mo threw out a condition.
"Want to get in the car? Fine, but tell me how you know Song Ligang."
Xu Shi raised her nose, looking like a proud swan.
She crossed her arms, acting as if she wouldn't say a word.
Unless, of course, she got a kiss.
(ლ(°◕‵ƹ′◕ლ))
Xu Mo wasn't about to indulge her.
This time it was a kiss.
Next time, what?
Would she start eating candy like Qiao Qiao?
Goodbye, you.
With that, Xu Mo, along with An Youyi, stepped on the gas and drove off without hesitation.
The little devil was getting too scary.
She was trending towards becoming a full-blown demoness.
Once the female lead's character broke down,
everyone started learning the wrong things.
Through the rearview mirror,
Xu Mo could see Xu Shi's face turning red with anger.
She stomped her feet in frustration.
Her short legs angrily tapped the ground.
Anyone who saw it would find it quite amusing.
As Xu Shi's figure disappeared from the rearview mirror,
Xu Mo's lips curled into a smug smile.
"Heh... Trying to outsmart your older brother? You're still a bit green. Maybe next life, kid."
In the passenger seat, An Youyi suddenly asked,
"Xu Mo, you said before that I'm not an outsider, is that true?"
Xu Mo wasn't sure what the Dragon Queen was thinking.
But his earlier words made sense.
Both she and Xu Shi were female leads.
Female leads? That's not being an outsider.
If you two don't team up, how will you take me down?
So, he replied instinctively,
"True, truer than pearls."
An Youyi's beautiful face blushed slightly.
Her fingers unconsciously fidgeted.
Her tone remained calm.
"So, does that make me an insider?"
Xu Mo was puzzled, feeling the conversation was getting weird.
"Um... I suppose... I suppose so."
To be honest, he didn't know how to answer the Dragon Queen's question.
This dialogue made him feel that An Youyi was adorably naive.
The world's top female assassin? Was this really her?
How did she survive in the underworld?
But in the next moment,
Xu Mo had to discard that thought.
The title of the world's top female assassin was well-deserved.
"Alright, the rules are followed, so can I have the international friendly greeting now?"
She faced Xu Mo,
opening her arms,
as if asking for a hug.
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
No matter if they were driving,
or if the car was still on the road,
An Youyi's thought process always managed to surprise Xu Mo!
A backstab!
A complete backstab.
The question left him speechless.
【My wife isn't family...】
【Hmm... seems so】
Xu Mo returned his gaze to the windshield.
"Let's talk about this later."
"I don't want to."
o(＞﹏＜)o
Without thinking, An Youyi replied directly.
Although she didn't say she had to do it,
Xu Mo could clearly sense that she was serious.
It was too unbelievable.
All the women around the protagonist,
rushing to get closer to him.
Xu Mo felt like he was in a dream.
He double-checked his identity in his mind.
Parents alive, ruling out the orphan template.
A powerful family background,
born at the peak,
ruling out the template of starting from a nobody and rising through sheer luck and opportunities.
As for pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger,
that was impossible.
Xu Mo had no such interest.
If he didn't like someone,
he dealt with them directly.
Just bring people and cause trouble.
If it came to relying on his father,
his cheap old man, Xu Fuqiang, was more than capable.
His thoughts returned.
He was still the villain.
Perhaps a different kind of villain,
but that didn't matter.
"Not saying anything means you agree."
An Youyi's voice rang out again.
Xu Mo's goosebumps rose.
Goodness!
He didn't know who these female leads were learning from.
They were all rotten to the core.
As they were about to reach the hospital,
with crowds of people around,
An Youyi, the natural airhead,
could completely ignore them.
With no psychological burden at all.
But Xu Mo couldn't do that!
He decided to take a step back.
Wait until they got back, then find an excuse to brush it off.
"Youyi, let's talk about this when we get back."
"Agreed?"
"No..."
"I'm not your insider?"
"Ahem... that's not how it works. If we have to say it, then family."
"So, the friendly greeting is okay?"
"Don't get stuck on this question!"
Xu Mo was going crazy.
He found it too difficult to communicate with the Dragon Queen.
He was taking a curved path,
while An Youyi went straight.
No twists and turns,
no roundabout tactics.
The car stopped near a fruit stall at the hospital.
An Youyi's delicate hands reached over.
Xu Mo immediately gave up the idea of escaping.
With the Dragon Queen on his tail,
there was no way he could run.
It was impossible!
"Alright, alright, I'm scared of you. Tonight, then."
Xu Mo said bitterly.
He prayed that An Youyi would forget about this soon.
As for tonight?
Heh...
He would pack up and run away.
Where would he be found at the Xu Family Villa tonight?
An Youyi stopped her actions, placing her hands back.
"You said it."
"Yeah, I said it."
Xu Mo hadn't realized the severity of the situation.
He casually and perfunctorily replied a few more times.
Only then did he get out of the car to buy fruit.
"Hey? Watermelon? Boss, is your watermelon ripe?"
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