It took almost an hour of explanation.
Xu Mo's eyes were bloodshot.
Because it was the middle of the night.
Being disturbed by the Dragon Queen like this.
He was exhausted.
Under Xu Mo's tireless and patient explanation.
He also took out his phone to search for it.
The non-existent etiquette of Xu Shi.
As expected.
There was nothing like that online.
This proved that Xu Mo was telling the truth.
However, An Youyi didn't listen at all.
To be precise.
It didn't matter whether Xu Mo explained or not.
The principles An Youyi believed in.
Were immutable.
Xu Mo didn't want to accept his fate.
Try again.
He might die.
He didn't want to die in such a humiliating way.
So he said.
"Youyi, come on, let's make a pact."
"Make a pact?"
"Yes, don't you want the greeting etiquette anymore?"
"I do."
"Want pi··· I mean, that's right! So let's make a pact."
Xu Mo guided her step by step.
An Youyi didn't object.
She patiently listened.
It was best to maintain stability.
She didn't want to see Xu Mo struggling.
Although it was a bit stimulating.
It was still not good.
"First, don't act on impulse, the greeting should last at most one minute each time."
"Second, at most once a day."
"Third, seriously follow the first two points, any questions?"
Xu Mo spouted nonsense with a serious face.
"Yes!" An Youyi said.
Xu Mo nodded, "That means no questions."
"Then I want to break the rules?"
"Please state your problem."
Xu Mo gestured with his hand, showing a stance of "you say, I listen."
His face was serious, very focused.
I can listen to your opinion.
But whether to adopt it or not, I still need to consider.
An Youyi didn't think much, "The greeting time is too short, and the frequency is a bit low. It should be ten times, each time for 1 hour."
Why don't you just kill me directly?
Xu Mo was speechless.
"Youyi, this is not a joke, let's do it morning, noon, and night. The time should be at most five minutes, or else you might as well kill me!"
Seeing Xu Mo's displeasure.
An Youyi seriously pondered.
Then she nodded her head.
"Okay."
Seeing this.
Xu Mo yawned.
"Alright, alright, let's end it for tonight, you go back to the next room to sleep."
During the conversation with the Dragon Queen.
Xu Mo roughly figured out.
How this woman got in.
She had arranged a room next door.
Well done!
Who knew An Youyi shook her head.
"No, I'm sleeping here tonight."
"Sss···"
Xu Mo sucked in a breath of cold air.
Like a dove occupying a magpie's nest.
Mo's nest occupied by Youyi.
Hmm, this idiom can also be read backwards.
But now is obviously not the time.
Xu Mo got up, "Then sleep. Where's your room card? I'll go to the next room to sleep."
"I won't give you the room card, wherever you go, I go."
"Youyi, before you became a bodyguard, did you do bandit business?"
"Ummm··· kind of, but it's better than being a bandit, I only killed those who deserved to die, not for money."
Xu Mo's mouth twitched.
The Dragon Queen was truly beyond saving.
Fortunately, he didn't care.
The room was quite spacious.
Sleeping on the sofa would be fine.
Thinking this, Xu Mo walked past An Youyi.
His heart was pounding.
Don't look at him being calm on the surface.
But inside, he was panicking.
He prayed that An Youyi wouldn't do anything reckless.
This protagonist is really cunning!
Sending the Dragon Queen to disturb his sleep.
Lowering his sleep quality.
That guy would take advantage of his weakness.
What a tactic.
Xu Mo thought he could get away with it.
But was pulled back by An Youyi.
Thrown onto the bed.
"I'm just considering your safety, I hope you can understand, if I did anything offensive, you can fire me at any time."
An Youyi said calmly.
Xu Mo saw her pale hands trembling slightly.
Was she happy, or excited?
Damn it!
Does she think I won't fight back?
"Hahaha··· Youyi, you're too polite."
Xu Mo laughed and pulled himself together.
He obediently slept on the left side.
Leaving was impossible.
Who would suffer was uncertain.
An Youyi blinked, "Am I being polite? How can I not be polite?"
She walked to the bed.
Xu Mo was about to say something.
But felt pain in his mouth.
Because of the Dragon Queen's previous offense.
My goodness, it still hurt a bit.
"Enough, let's sleep."
Xu Mo turned his back.
An Youyi nodded, climbed onto the bed, and turned off the light in one go.
"Youyi, what did you just say?"
"Did I say anything?"
"You said if you did anything offensive, I could fire you."
"Oh, I did say that, then what?"
"Be quiet, I'm asleep."
Xu Mo couldn't be bothered to talk to her.
At first, he was a bit unaccustomed.
But thinking about it.
The Dragon Queen was always a very principled heroine.
Unlike other heroines who say one thing and mean another.
Soon Xu Mo was relieved.
The sky was just beginning to brighten.
He couldn't hold on anymore.
He didn't know when he fell asleep.
An Youyi watched him for a while.
Then fell asleep.
All was quiet that night.
Until the next day at noon.
The sun shone through the window.
In other words, when the sun was shining on their butts.
Xu Mo woke up.
This feeling of waking up naturally was really refreshing.
His mood improved instantly.
But this good mood.
Soon disappeared.
His left arm felt heavy.
As if something was pressing on it.
Xu Mo turned his head to take a look.
An Youyi's delicate face came into view.
If you put her in a crowd.
No one would think this girl.
Was actually a killer.
The world's number one killer.
A top-tier goddess is a killer?
Too scary.
Xu Mo looked for a while, then wanted to pull his hand back.
He had no malicious intentions.
But other people didn't have the ability to distinguish right from wrong.
He needed to take a cold shower to calm down.
Moreover, he had to go to the company.
Although it didn't matter whether he went or not.
Xu Mo was a responsible person.
He still had to go.
Xu Mo's movements were very small.
Even so.
An Youyi still woke up.
She made some grumbling noises.
It was unclear what she wanted to express.
Then her eyes slowly opened.
Looking straight at Xu Mo.
Xu Mo awkwardly smiled, then greeted, "You're awake?"
An Youyi was quite honest.
Nothing happened last night.
An Youyi nodded, then without a word.
She went for it.
Xu Mo was dumbfounded.
Ten minutes later.
"Good morning, good noon."
An Youyi replied.
Xu Mo's eyelids twitched.
"This is not the way I want to greet····"
"We made a pact early this morning."
"Ah···"
Xu Mo was momentarily speechless.
Alright.
This pit was dug by himself.
He didn't expect to bury himself so quickly.
This time, there was really no place to argue.
Morning and noon combined.
Ten minutes.
One must admire.
The Dragon Queen might not be good at anything else, but when it came to keeping her word, she was quite reliable.
While Xu Mo was getting ready.
On the other side, something big happened at Xu Corporation today!
The oil price started to drop!
Not only did the Xu family know this news.
Those influential domestic and international big families also learned about it at the first moment.
Explosive Plot Song Gua crossed over into another world, bringing along a whole crew of his doppelgangers—all of them mischief-makers. This was a world where everyone could choose a class. Song Gua became a "Bondweaver," capable of borrowing power, while his doppelgangers took on a wide variety of classes, covering just about everything. The number of doppelgangers grew day by day, each one a talented individual with a charming way of speaking. Under Song Gua's brilliant leadership, they would "greet" each other daily and engage in friendly "sparring," pulling off one major scheme after another on Earth. Sometimes they were bandits—stealing bosses, plundering mines, snatching resources. Sometimes they were saviors—descending like divine warriors to face world bosses threatening to massacre cities. Sometimes they even went undercover, infiltrating various major factions to stir up trouble from within, keeping their enemies constantly on edge. To prevent their doppelganger abilities from being exposed, Song Gua made them wear masks with mahjong tile patterns and don Taoist robes in various colors. "Remember, in front of outsiders, call me 'The Dice.'" "Got it! Boss!" "Not 'Boss'—it's 'The Dice.' Think about the vibe, pay attention to the vibe." "Yes! Boss!" "For crying out loud..." From then on, whenever they appeared, they would have their own theme song playing: ~Hey~ paying respects at the mountain stronghold at night~ whose arm is draped over whose shoulder~ gather your courage and follow along...
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.
Heart] Chen Yi traversed the cultivation world for eight hundred years, charging his way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Just as he was outwitting his 81st Heavenly Tribulation to ascend to immortality, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the "Multiverse Transmigrators Support Group." To his surprise, the group was filled with nothing but fresh-faced newbies who had just transmigrated. [Help! I transmigrated into a disgraced concubine in the cold palace, and the tyrant emperor is about to execute me!] [I ended up as a cannon-fodder villain, and the protagonist is still chasing me—WTF!] [I woke up as the protagonist’s father, but I’m about to be sacrificed in a ritual! What do I do? Urgent!!!] Chen Yi stared at the chaotic flood of desperate pleas in the group and fell into deep thought. "Seriously? You drag me into a newbie transmigrator chat group… only after I’m one step away from becoming an immortal?"
