"Guess what I'm guessing you're guessing?"
"Guess, baby!"
"How the hell would I know if foreign women are better or if you're not bad? I've never had a chance to compare."
Xu Mo thought smugly.
His foot felt itchy.
Xu Mo's heart skipped a beat, and he said with some annoyance:
"Zhou Qiaoqiao, have you gone mad?!"
"How can there be good things that don't burn out when you set fires?"
Zhou Qiaoqiao's beautiful almond-shaped eyes blinked, barely holding back laughter. Her cute nose was almost pointing to the sky as she said seductively:
"Isn't this like me?"
"Like you? Like hell! Not like you at all!"
Xu Mo fell into a bout of self-doubt.
For a moment, he forgot to let go of Zhou Qiaoqiao's ankle.
He could feel the warm sensation from her foot.
Zhou Qiaoqiao's face turned slightly red. Sometimes she couldn't understand -
Were her legs really that alluring?
Soon, two or three beautiful waitresses came over with dishes.
Xu Mo snapped back to reality and instinctively let go of Zhou Qiaoqiao's ankle.
"Tsk..."
Xu Mo winced. The moment he put his hand down, that jade foot extended over again, even more outrageously this time!
It seemed to have gotten even more brazen.
"Damn!" Xu Mo, quick as lightning, discreetly continued to control the jade foot!
He mouthed silently to Zhou Qiaoqiao:
"Have you really gone crazy? There are people watching nearby..."
The feeling was strange, both thrilling and dangerous.
Logically speaking, given Xu Mo's character, he should be furiously throwing Zhou Qiaoqiao's foot aside right now!
And shouting loudly: I will never coexist with such evil!
But he couldn't do that now.
Xu Mo made up an excuse in his mind.
If the waitresses noticed their little actions, this would definitely reach Shen Manni's ears.
Given his "loyal dog" persona, he certainly wouldn't want Shen Manni to misunderstand anything.
Therefore, he had no choice but to give in to the female demon.
Yes, that was it!
Zhou Qiaoqiao predicted Xu Mo's inner thoughts.
She felt the same as Xu Mo.
Thrilling, yet secretly enjoyable.
Unprecedented.
Two red clouds involuntarily flew to her cheeks.
Even if she were stupid, she would know what that meant.
And the female demon was far from stupid.
Seeing Xu Mo even more nervous than her,
The female demon's playfulness arose. Her plump, sexy lips parted slightly, responding in the same silent manner:
"So~ ex~ci~ting~"
Xu Mo couldn't read minds. He frowned and muttered, "Good this luck? What the..."
"So exciting!"
Xu Mo had an epiphany at that moment.
All the mysteries unraveled like parting clouds.
Not because his wisdom was higher than others.
But because it was completely unexpected.
Xu Mo grimaced.
The beautiful waitresses nearby hadn't left yet.
For VIP guests, they would certainly provide full service throughout the meal.
As they set down the dishes, they began explaining in detail:
"This is peanut butter French toast. The bread we use in our restaurant is all imported from France. You can't get this taste anywhere else."
"French pan-fried foie gras."
"Claire French crepe."
"Black truffle cheese pearls."
"French lamb chops."
"..."
These waitresses hadn't noticed at all that the atmosphere at the table was a bit off.
Meanwhile, Xu Mo and Zhou Qiaoqiao on the side,
Were no longer paying attention to what the waitresses were introducing or how they were doing it.
The two had reached a stalemate!
Xu Mo had both hands under the table.
It looked as if he was very respectful to the waitresses, waiting for them to finish introducing the dishes
Before starting to eat.
Very polite!
But in reality, it wasn't so.
Xu Mo needed both hands to control Zhou Qiaoqiao's two jade feet.
One hand wasn't enough.
His palms weren't that big.
He had tried earlier.
Zhou Qiaoqiao, seeing she couldn't advance an inch, nor could she pull back,
Picked up the knife and fork in front of her and said with a smile:
"Let's eat~ I know you didn't order just now, so I ordered a lot. Try some first."
"Shrimp and pork heart!! Shrimp and pork heart!"
"Why do I feel like my biggest enemy isn't the protagonist, but the dog?"
Xu Mo forced a smile on his face, "I'll wait for the waitresses to finish introducing the dishes."
Hearing this, the female waitresses were touched.
"Mr. Xu, you can start eating directly."
"That's right, how can we make the guests wait for us? Please eat while it's hot."
Xu Mo was a national husband, known to all.
If a comparison had to be made, his influence in this world would far surpass Wang Xiaocong in real life.
Xu Mo showed an awkward yet polite smile.
"It's alright, I'm willing to wait."
The beautiful waitresses were even more moved.
They looked at each other.
Among them, a younger waitress suddenly spoke up: "Mr. Xu, would you like us to feed you?"
Screeeech-----
The knife scraped across the plate, making a sound like nails on a chalkboard.
Zhou Qiaoqiao looked at that young waitress with an ambiguous smile.
In an instant, the poor girl was frightened, tears welling up in her eyes.
"Holy shit! Female demon, don't scare people, okay?"
Xu Mo wanted to give Zhou Qiaoqiao a thumbs up.
Because at this moment, Xu Mo felt that Zhou Qiaoqiao was far more impressive than any protagonist.
In front of Zhou Qiaoqiao, protagonists seemed like weaklings.
Look at the female demon - with just one action, one glance, she made the little girl cry.
She scared the foreign women so badly they almost wet themselves.
If this wasn't impressive, what was?
The other two older waitresses hurriedly apologized with forced smiles.
"Miss Zhou, we're sorry. She's new here. She doesn't know better. Please forgive her, don't take offense."
"Xiao Ya, what are you standing there for? Come over and apologize quickly!"
The other colleague chimed in.
The waitress called Xiao Ya, hiding fearfully behind the two, tears of anxiety streaming down her face, stammered, "Miss... Miss Zhou, I... I didn't mean to..."
Xu Mo saw an opportunity and helped out: "That's right, what did she do wrong?"
Earlier, Zhou Qiaoqiao wasn't very angry, but this time she was truly furious!
Because Xu Mo was speaking up for an outsider.
Not for her.
Bang-------
Zhou Qiaoqiao slammed the table and forcefully pulled her feet back.
Xu Mo's mouth twitched. Ouch... damn, the female demon seemed really angry.
This was bad.
He had deliberately waited for her to pause slightly to rest
Before loosening his grip on her feet.
Zhou Qiaoqiao shot Xu Mo a fierce glare!
She sulked alone, starting to eat by herself.
Xu Mo let out a long sigh, feeling that things had gotten out of hand.
In his heart, he certainly didn't want Zhou Qiaoqiao to be angry.
Given the situation, he had to think of another way.
Xu Mo sighed slightly, "You can all leave now."
The three waitresses glanced at Zhou Qiaoqiao.
The two older waitresses pulled Xiao Ya away.
Xu Mo also left with them.
In the moment before Xu Mo left,
Zhou Qiaoqiao didn't hear any of his inner thoughts!
Her hands holding the knife and fork trembled slightly.
"He... is he angry too?"
"Hmph, what do I care if that stupid wolf dog is angry! He's the one who made me unhappy first!"
Zhou Qiaoqiao felt very wronged.
But her extremely strong self-esteem prevented her from letting the tears fall!
The delicious food entering her mouth suddenly lost all flavor.
Her heart was in turmoil.
Her eyes were slightly moist.
It's hard to love someone, but easy to hurt them.
It was normal that she didn't hear Xu Mo's inner voice.
Because when he left, Xu Mo simply hadn't had any internal monologue.
Soon after, Xu Mo returned.
Zhou Qiaoqiao kept a cold face, not looking at him.
The two seemed to have returned to their initial state!
Xu Mo didn't know whether to feel relieved or unfortunate.
From the perspective of going home, this should be a relief.
But humans after all have seven emotions and six desires. Without these factors, one can no longer be called human.
The human heart is made of flesh, and Xu Mo was no exception.
Even if the other person was just an NPC in a book, the pain in his heart felt so real.
"Sir, what piece would you like to hear?"
The French youth who had returned with Xu Mo, holding a violin, asked respectfully.
He spoke in French. When Xu Mo had gone to find him earlier, he had used French.
Xu Mo took out several red banknotes, placed them on the table, and said in Chinese: "Play 'A Time for Us'."
The French youth pocketed the money, nodded, and began to play according to Xu Mo's request.
The soft, beautiful sound of the violin filled the air.
A flash of surprise passed through Zhou Qiaoqiao's eyes. She knew this song all too well.
It was the theme from Romeo and Juliet.
Symbolizing their incredibly romantic love.
A moment that belonged only to the two of them.
Zhou Qiaoqiao's tears turned to laughter, though she didn't make it too obvious.
The dissatisfaction in her heart vanished completely!
[Damn, to be honest, I shouldn't be doing these things. Sticking to the original plot is what I should be doing.]
[Oh well, let's just consider this as payment from the Zhou family for treating the old man's illness.]
Xu Mo consoled himself.
He began to enjoy the delicious meal.
It had to be said, the food was exquisitely prepared and tasted quite good.
Xu Mo had barely taken a few bites when that itchy feeling returned.
His eyelid twitched, and he had the strange sensation of being sold out, yet still helping to count the money for someone else.
Our chicken has escaped from the coop and still hasn't been found. I'm starving, but I'm gritting my teeth to provide updates for everyone.
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"
n] Top-tier player Zhou Yi died and was reborn into the body of a hopeless simp who shared his name. His first love callously dumped him for a rich heir, his childhood sweetheart saw him as an embarrassment, the ice-cold campus beauty looked down on him—every woman he ever loved treated him like a pathetic doormat. But later, his ex came crawling back in tears: "Yi, I was wrong. Please take me back." His childhood sweetheart became hopelessly devoted: "Yi, just one more glance from you is all I ask." The aloof campus belle blushed as she handed him a love letter: "Zhou Yi, I was blind before. Will you accept my feelings?" To all of them, Zhou Yi just smiled. "Sorry, too late. I’m done with love." Oh, and he also gained a system—every time he earned a woman’s affection, his looks improved and his bank account grew. Soon, he became the nation’s most eligible bachelor, with socialites and heiresses begging for his attention...
saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"