Zhou Ruiqing was puzzled, thinking Tang Xiaoyu was joking with him: "Xiaoyu, how can there be such things as Three Pure Dao Patriarchs and Celestial Venerables in this world?"
"You wouldn't make up a god like this just because our sect is called Sanqing Sect, would you?"
Tang Xiaoyu said seriously: "Please don't joke with me like this."
Then she turned around and left.
The current Tang Xiaoyu didn't dare to joke about the heavens and gods anymore, because once she crossed that door, she was bound by the Heavenly Dao, or to put it simply, under surveillance.
When she had walked halfway, Tang Xiaoyu came back again: "Old man, where is my residence?"
"Let me take you there!"
Arriving at her own room, seeing the simple furnishings, Tang Xiaoyu felt emotional for a while: "From a wanderer on the streets, to now the head of a sect, does this count as a protagonist?"
"I guess not, after all the things people pick up from roadside stalls, you can buy hundreds of such sects."
Just as she lay on the bed, Tang Xiaoyu jumped up again.
"You bastard, how many years have you kept this mattress? The mattresses I sleep on under the bridge every day are cleaner than this."
"A Golden Core cultivator, bah! You can't even handle such trivial matters, what use do I have for you."
After cursing and scolding for a while, she could only tidy it up simply and make do for the night.
The next morning at dawn, Tang Xiaoyu got up on time.
After moving her body, she walked to the kitchen.
She cooked rice porridge, fried two dishes, and cooked two eggs for one person.
"Let the old man steam more buns today, so I don't have to go through so much trouble in the morning."
After doing all this, the sky was already bright.
"Where is he? Still sleeping?"
Tang Xiaoyu angrily kicked open Zhou Ruiqing's door, scaring him to jump straight up from the bed.
"What are you doing making a racket early in the morning?"
"You bastard, I've been patient with you for a long time." With one move of the Unseen Leg of Foshan, she directly kicked Zhou Ruiqing into a dog eating shit.
In the square, a group of people stood bleary-eyed, with Tang Xiaoyu roaring in front of them.
"Master is not master-like at all, and disciples learn from their master's example. As for you, big senior sister, I don't even have the heart to talk about you."
"Little Ling'er, stop sleeping. Don't think you're cute so I won't say anything about you."
"Look at you, ah! All day long, other than acting cute, crying and eating, what else can you do?"
Tang Xiaoyu looked at Shi Tou again: "And you, Shi Tou, I can understand you eat a lot, but can you grow up a bit and stop peeing and playing with mud?"
"Xiao Lan... forget it, stop crying."
After saying something about everyone, Tang Xiaoyu spoke earnestly: "Comrades! Comrades! The revolution is not yet successful, we still need to make efforts!"
Little Ling'er asked crisply: "Sect Head, who exactly are these comrades?" The others also nodded, the meaning very obvious.
Tang Xiaoyu was almost angered to death: "If you speak again, I'll throw you out."
Little Ling'er hurriedly covered her little mouth, indicating she wouldn't speak again.
"I seriously suspect you guys have some problem with your IQs. I'm talking to you, and you ask me who comrades are. Are you stupid? Are you stupid?"
The roaring continued for another dozen minutes before it stopped.
Tang Xiaoyu sighed and said, "Rather than relying on you to do work, I might as well rely on a dog. Department Head Zhou, go buy a dog today."
"Xiao Lan, Little Ling'er, you two go into town with Master today. He's going shopping, you two try begging, Xiao Lan you're responsible for crying, you for shouting. Go be bosses together."
"After thinking hard, this is the only job suitable for you. If I don't let you do something, your whole self will become useless."
The two girls reluctantly nodded: "Yes, Sect Head."
"Shi Tou, Gou Zi, you dozen or so boys are responsible for logging and reclaiming land."
"Yes, Sect Head."
"Xiao Yan, you lead the female disciples to clean up the sect, wash what needs washing, wipe what needs wiping, and take everyone's mattresses out to air."
"Yes, Sect Head."
"Everyone go eat! After eating, go busy yourselves!"
"Xiao Yan, help me draw some pictures after eating."
"Got it."
The food Tang Xiaoyu made was ordinary, there was no silly praise, but at least it tasted better than what Zhou Ruiqing and Tang Xiao Yan made.
After the meal, Tang Xiaoyu and Tang Xiao Yan started researching the portrait of Grandmaster of Heaven.
After thinking about it for a long time last night, based on his understanding of the Three Pure Ones, he decided not to carve the other two, after all they valued background a lot.
Unlike Grandmaster of Heaven, he taught indiscriminately.
How could a person molded by Nüwa enter the eyes of the Primordial Two.
According to his memories from his previous life, Tang Xiaoyu started describing.
Under the constant deliberation and modification of the two, they finally painted the Grandmaster of Heaven that Tang Xiaoyu remembered.
Tang Xiaoyu handed the painting to Zhou Ruiqing and told him to carve according to the painting.
After taking the painting, Zhou Ruiqing muttered: "This is just an old man!"
"And he calls himself a cultivator! Knowing nothing, I'll give you five hundred taels of silver. After buying chickens, ducks, fish and seeds, use the rest to carve the god statue."
Tang Xiaoyu also thought of something: "Right, buy some chicks and ducklings, raise them to lay eggs."
"Don't forget the dog."
"Got it."
Zhou Ruiqing took the two girls down the mountain.
Tang Xiaoyu returned to his room to start keeping accounts and planning the daily learning and cultivation of the disciples.
Tang Xiaoyu was writing enthusiastically when Tang Xiao Yan ran in: "Brother, this is bad, people from Qingcheng Sect are here to collect debts!"
"I'm good right now. They're here to collect debts, why are you panicking?"
"They said if we don't repay today, they'll burn down our house and sell us."
Tang Xiaoyu was stunned, then asked: "Can we beat them?"
"We can, but we're in the wrong here!"
Tang Xiaoyu immediately felt righteous again. He stood up: "What's there to be afraid of! Grab your weapons and follow me out. I'll go see who dares to wreak havoc in my Sanqing Sect."
Tang Xiao Yan handed over a knife. Tang Xiaoyu took it and walked out.
People from Qingcheng Sect were still cursing and scolding there, ogling the female disciples.
Holding the knife, he walked over: "All of you shut your mouths. Leader, come out."
A youth dressed as a scholar, holding a fan, walked out from behind the crowd.
He kept waving his fan, angering Tang Xiaoyu.
Pointing at him and waving: "What are you pretending for! If you pretend any more may you get struck by lightning! If you pretend to be arrogant may you get hit by a bench! I just won't repay. What can you do to me?"
The youth also threatened: "If you don't drink the wine of courtesy, you'll drink the wine of penalty. You..."
Before he could finish the word "you", Tang Xiaoyu punched him in the face: "Pretending in front of me huh!"
The youth was about to speak again but Tang Xiaoyu directly kicked him to the ground and started beating him violently.
"I'll beat you for pretending, for laughing, for lending at high interest."
Tang Xiaoyu turned his head to the youth's face like a dead dog's: "What were you saying just now?"
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invincible power, Gu Changge transmigrates into a fantasy world, bound to a sign-in system that grants him cultivation rewards and various peerless treasures daily. While others struggle desperately to break through their cultivation realms, he has long since reached the pinnacle of the Great Dao, becoming a reclusive Emperor whose true strength even he himself cannot fathom. Originally planning to lie low and retire peacefully on Purple Bamboo Peak, the system suddenly issues a new task — take on disciples. With no other choice, Gu Changge casually picks up a few disciples: The eldest disciple, born with a War God Constitution, is thrown a copy of "War God Stratagems" by him, and ends up conquering the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, becoming a peerless War God who sweeps across the cosmos. The second disciple, possessing a Chaos Sword Body, can break all techniques with a single sword, his swordsmanship unmatched throughout history. He points his sword at the heavens: "My master said, the sword and the man stand together. If the sword perishes... my master will give me another one." The third disciple, a reborn Empress who returns to her throne, her elegance and grace overshadowing all beings. And without anyone noticing, his own sect, the Qingxuan Sect, has become the number one sect on the continent. Looking at these unbelievably formidable disciples, Gu Changge, holding the "Primordial Purple Qi" he just signed in for, falls into deep thought: — Wasn't this supposed to be a peaceful retirement? How did I become the ultimate master?!
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
