In the blink of an eye, three days had passed. Today was the auspicious yellow calendar date that Tang Xiaoyu had asked about, so he lit incense, paid respects, and prayed for good fortune as he hung up the plaque.
"Not bad, that's the right idea."
"Xiao Hei, Qingshan Daoist Temple is officially established today, and I will serve as the abbot."
"Now I appoint you as the guardian elder."
Tang Xiaoyu scratched his head: "Do Daoist temples have such titles? Forget it, you can just be my daoist attendant! At the same time, also serve as the gatekeeper disciple, patrolling mountain disciple, and menial disciple - I appoint you to all those positions concurrently."
Xiao Hei did not understand so many titles. It merely barked to signify its agreement.
"Very good. What we cultivate is not immortality, our level is much higher than theirs. We cultivate the Dao."
"In appreciation of your studiousness and inquisitiveness, I will grudgingly tell you."
Xiao Hei: I didn't make a sound, okay!
Tang Xiaoyu moved over a chair, of course he didn't make it himself, he had bought it.
"Sit properly, watch me blow...I mean, speak to you."
"That batch of our Dao Ancestors, no, those primal beings, already had power at the immortal level when they came into the world. So they do not cultivate immortality."
"So who cultivates immortality? Of course it's us humans! It is said that we humans were moulded from clay by the Nuwa Goddess. Since we were moulded from clay, we naturally cannot compare with those innate primal beings."
"Therefore, therefore..." Tang Xiaoyu also did not know what the therefore was.
After thinking hard for a long time, he directly skipped over: "Thanks to the tireless efforts of our ancestors, we finally have the opportunity to compete with the innate beings for status and position, but is such status and position easy to obtain? Of course not, the path of cultivation is a trial, used to screen out the humans who are truly worthy of the position and status."
Tang Xiaoyu felt that was the gist of it. He declared sonorously: "While we are different from them, we are already on the official payroll. They are still temporary workers. Simply put, we are formal employees, they are temps. At any time they could get fired and lose their lives, but as for us, we will not."
"So, tonight we can improve our lives a little and celebrate."
"Woof woof woof..."
"Very good, now I will take out our temple's guardian treasure, which is the cultivation method left behind by the Dao Ancestor."
Why did he only take it out today instead of studying last night? According to Tang Xiaoyu's rationale, picking an auspicious yellow date leads to smooth sailing henceforth. Actually, he just wasn't confident and needed something to reassure himself mentally.
He opened the first page of the cultivation method, then the second page...until the last page: "Xiao Hei, can you read the words above?"
Xiao Hei shook its head humanly to indicate that it also couldn't understand.
"Damn, I was just afraid this might happen, and the outcome is still this. Damn!" He spat out several expletives in frustration to show how speechless he currently was.
Fortunately the Heavens do not disappoint the diligent. They had already infused into him the basic methods of cultivation and the ability to read the words since they knew that guy's brain wasn't enough.
After receiving this information, Tang Xiaoyu knelt on the ground facing the sky, crying in pain: "Finally, I can finally stand up."
After recovering his emotions, he embraced Xiao Hei and told it word for word: "From now on, no one is permitted to yell loudly at us ever again."
"Yo, little brat, you haven't even started cultivating yet? If you keep dilly-dallying, I'll have Xiao Hei lead you."
Looking around and seeing nobody around, Tang Xiaoyu hastily kowtowed facing the sky: "Will start right away, will start immediately."
Seeing no reaction from the other party, Tang Xiaoyu immediately stood straight up. [Xiao Hei, you want to ride on my head? No way, he he...Don't blame me for not being righteous, the world of cultivation is very simple, it's humans who are complicated.]
"Xiao Hei, listen closely as I recite it, you must memorize it properly."
What sinister ideas could Tang Xiaoyu have? He simply didn't recite the last few pages for Xiao Hei to hear.
Continuously, one by one, he recited to Xiao Hei until it expressed comprehension. Only then did Xiao Hei release its grip on Tang Xiaoyu's clothes.
On the first night, Tang Xiaoyu sensed spiritual energy, and Xiao Hei entered the Initial Stage of Practicing Qi. On the second night, Tang Xiaoyu guided spiritual energy to enter his body, and Xiao Hei directly skipped ahead from the Middle Stage to enter the Late Stage.
On the morning seven days later, Tang Xiaoyu looked up to the sky and shouted loudly: "Hahaha, I have also become a cultivator now."
Xiao Hei in the Foundation Establishment Stage looked speechlessly at Tang Xiaoyu: [The world of fools is beyond my comprehension.]
"It's not that I can't cultivate, but your cultivation methods are too much garbage." It's not my fault anyway, if anything's wrong, that's just you guys being useless.
Saying so, he struck towards a tree with an arm-thick trunk. The tree instantly snapped with a bang.
"Being invincible is so lonely."
A person who has become swollen with arrogance needs to be taken down a notch to make him recognize reality.
"Xiao Hei, let's spar a bit. Rest assured, with my current strength, I absolutely won't injure you."
"Woof woof woof woof." Let's not!
"No worries, I'll control my power properly to ensure I won't harm you."
"Woof woof..." Alright then!
"I'm going to attack now." Saying so, Tang Xiaoyu rushed at Xiao Hei. His speed was so fast that only afterimages were visible.
"Bang...Ahh~"
Xiao Hei raised its paw to brush some fur: [You're clearly courting a beating, yet you still feign politeness with me?]
Lying in the distant forest, Tang Xiaoyu gazed at the sky: "Who am I, where am I?"
"After making such a fuss, I can't even beat a dog. I have nothing left to live for."
Rushing back into his room, Tang Xiaoyu lay on the bed, plunged into self-doubt.
"Diligence can make up for clumsiness, frugality can make up for poverty. As long as you keep making tireless efforts without slacking off, there is nothing that cannot be conquered."
After drinking down a bowl of chicken soup for the soul, Tang Xiaoyu regained his spirits. Though he didn't believe it, it truly tasted good.
From then on, Tang Xiaoyu drank chicken soup for the soul every day, hoping for a miracle each day.
Through such diligent cultivation, one month passed. Tang Xiaoyu finally entered the Late Stage of Practicing Qi, only one step away from entering the Foundation Establishment Stage.
"Phew, so this is my heaven-defying aptitude? Since that is the case, I'll charge straight into the Foundation Establishment Stage in one go."
"Gosh I'm so hungry! Let me go buy some tasty snacks first. I need to eat my fill before I'll have the energy to cultivate!"
Tang Xiaoyu's "one go" turned out quite long - he took a full month before entering the Initial Stage of Foundation Establishment. By now, Xiao Hei was already preparing to assail the Golden Core Realm, truly a monster amongst monsters, an absolute fiend.
(Compared to Sun Wukong, everyone present is trash.)
The moment Tang Xiaoyu entered the Foundation Establishment Stage, he felt he had become accomplished again. He ran off once more to compare notes with Xiao Hei. As expected, he got beaten away again effortlessly.
In the blink of an eye, nine years went by. Tang Xiaoyu successfully advanced to the Early Nascent Soul Stage while Xiao Hei reached the Initial Stage of Divine Separation. Although still separated by a whole realm, the exponential increase in difficulty made it more than just a hundredfold difference.
"Abbot, we cannot keep going on like this. The Dao Ancestor is already very dissatisfied."
Tang Xiaoyu said: "I want to become invincible before going out."
"Then I, Xiao Hei, shall respectfully take over as Abbot."
Tang Xiaoyu immediately jumped up: "Don't you even think about it. I'm the only one fit for this position."
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
