“No, it can do a backflip!”
Su Cheng pointed at the big yellow dog that had been quietly lying on the ground and blurted out without hesitation.
“What kind of joke are you making?!”
Cornelia bristled immediately upon hearing this.
She believed that Su Cheng was just playing a prank on her because he didn't want to apologize.
“No.”
As he said this, he crossed his arms behind his back, stepped forward, and looked down at Cornelia with a determined gaze. "In fact, it really can do a backflip."
“Then make it do one!”
Cornelia retorted indignantly, though she wasn't very smart, how could such a thing be possible?
She couldn't do it herself, so how could a dog?
“I just remembered, actually, I used to know this dog.”
Su Cheng smiled slightly and then pointed to the big yellow dog. "It's from the circus at the amusement park near my house."
“A circus dog?”
Cornelia was stunned, finding it hard to believe.
“Not only that, but I also have some connection with it.”
At this point, Su Cheng paused and looked at Cornelia. "Do you want to know what our relationship is?"
“What relationship!”
“What does it look like to you?”
Su Cheng said as he pointed to the big yellow dog.
Cornelia looked carefully but couldn't see anything special about the dog. Eventually, she raised her puzzled little head and asked, “What does it look like?”
“It looks like a dog.”
Su Cheng replied seriously.
“Huh?!”
Cornelia was stunned, then stunned again. She looked at the dog and then at Su Cheng, confirming she hadn't heard wrong, and then she frowned unhappily and said, "You're deliberately teasing me, aren't you! It's a dog, what else could it look like, me?"
Su Cheng nodded and then said, "I'm from the same hometown as it."
“Did you just nod?”
“No, I said it's from the same hometown as me.”
“Same hometown?”
Cornelia was even more surprised upon hearing this.
"Yes, I just remembered. No wonder it didn't attack me last time when I took its takeout; it must have recognized me!"
Su Cheng smiled slightly and continued, "So it's here to find me."
Cornelia was stunned and couldn't help but frown. "What kind of relationship do you have with a dog?"
“I know the dog's owner, and we used to be neighbors.”
Su Cheng nodded and continued, "And it just happens to be able to do a backflip."
“Even if you say that, I won't believe it."
Cornelia shook her head, looking unconvinced.
“Wait here.”
With that, Su Cheng went into the house and, after a moment, came out with a cigarette and a lighter.
“Do you smoke?”
Seeing this, Cornelia couldn't help but frown disdainfully.
“No, this was left behind by the person who fixed the toilet in my house.”
“Then why are you taking the cigarette and lighter…”
Before Cornelia could finish her sentence, she was completely shocked by what she saw next.
Su Cheng was actually putting the cigarette into the dog's mouth while saying, “Dog brother, have a cigarette.”
“What are you doing, why are you feeding…”
But before she could finish, she was stunned again by the next scene.
She realized this might be a moment she would never forget.
The big yellow dog actually took the cigarette in its mouth, and when Su Cheng lit the lighter, the dog even used its paw to shield the flame!!!
Then, it actually took a deep puff and then blew out a thick cloud of white smoke.
“What kind of dog is this!!”
Cornelia stared wide-eyed at what was happening, feeling like she was dreaming.
“Cough! Cough!”
While Cornelia was utterly shocked, Su Cheng on the other side started coughing violently and then said seriously, "Its owner used to train it with cigarettes; this dog has ten years of smoking experience!"
“Is its owner crazy!"
Cornelia couldn't help but complain when she heard this. It was too ridiculous, using cigarettes to train a dog, what a weirdo.
It wasn't that she didn't believe it, she just couldn't believe this dog was real!
The way it smoked was too skillful, even inhaling deeply, and its dog face was full of stories!
You're right, but the world is full of wonders. Its owner is a peculiar character, every time he wanted the dog to perform, he would say 'give me face,' and I don't know how to evaluate him.
Su Cheng sighed and shook his head helplessly.
“Then… does it… really know how to do a backflip?”
Cornelia swallowed nervously, now believing what Su Cheng had just said. This dog might really be able to do a backflip!!!
“Give me face, show this lady a trick.”
Su Cheng pointed to the big yellow dog.
“Click～”
It took a puff of the cigarette, slowly lifted its eyelids, and then blew out a smoke ring…
In that instant, Cornelia was dumbfounded.
She couldn't believe her eyes.
This dog could even blow smoke rings!
“Little Yellow, do a backflip for this lady.”
Su Cheng commanded.
The big yellow dog immediately stood up straight, faced the wall, pushed off with its hind legs, jumped up, spun in the air, and then landed back on the ground.
Seeing this, Cornelia was completely amazed.
It was too amazing!!!
But that wasn't all. The dog suddenly stepped onto two stairs, crouched down, then swung its upper body forcefully while pushing off with its hind legs, tilting its head back to gain momentum, and then twisting its waist, finally stretching out all four paws, trying to land perfectly.
“Thud～”
The next second, it fell flat on its face, obviously not skilled, but the technique was correct.
Even though it failed, the dog didn't make a sound but just lay on the ground, continuing to smoke.
Although it failed, Cornelia felt her heart tighten upon seeing this and couldn't help but swallow nervously.
"Maybe it's been a while since it last performed, a bit rusty."
Su Cheng quickly went to the dog's side, saw that it was fine, and then relaxed, saying solemnly, "Now do you believe me?"
“I… I…”
Cornelia opened her mouth but couldn't say a word for a long time.
“Okay, you can go now, remember to extinguish it and throw it in the trash.”
Su Cheng patted the dog's head and said seriously.
“Woof～”
The big yellow dog whimpered and then stood up, heading towards the stairs.
“Oh, and.”
Su Cheng stood up and instructed: "When you come to the city, remember to sort the garbage. This is non-recyclable dry waste, understand?"
“Woof～”
The big yellow dog nodded to indicate understanding and then slowly walked down.
Seeing this, Cornelia's jaw almost dropped to the ground.
This dog even understood waste sorting!?!
"Big Yellow is a purebred Changbai Mountain spotted yellow forehead rural dog, very rare even in the countryside. So it's very understanding since it was a puppy, you don't need to be so surprised, do you?"
Su Cheng looked at Cornelia with disdain, his face practically saying, 'You city people really have no sense of the world!'
"Who said I was making a fuss."
Cornelia blushed upon hearing this and then retorted unconvincingly: "I was just… I was just…"
"Alright, alright, take your takeout and I'll send you home!"
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