“No, it can do a backflip!”
Su Cheng pointed at the big yellow dog that had been quietly lying on the ground and blurted out without hesitation.
“What kind of joke are you making?!”
Cornelia bristled immediately upon hearing this.
She believed that Su Cheng was just playing a prank on her because he didn't want to apologize.
“No.”
As he said this, he crossed his arms behind his back, stepped forward, and looked down at Cornelia with a determined gaze. "In fact, it really can do a backflip."
“Then make it do one!”
Cornelia retorted indignantly, though she wasn't very smart, how could such a thing be possible?
She couldn't do it herself, so how could a dog?
“I just remembered, actually, I used to know this dog.”
Su Cheng smiled slightly and then pointed to the big yellow dog. "It's from the circus at the amusement park near my house."
“A circus dog?”
Cornelia was stunned, finding it hard to believe.
“Not only that, but I also have some connection with it.”
At this point, Su Cheng paused and looked at Cornelia. "Do you want to know what our relationship is?"
“What relationship!”
“What does it look like to you?”
Su Cheng said as he pointed to the big yellow dog.
Cornelia looked carefully but couldn't see anything special about the dog. Eventually, she raised her puzzled little head and asked, “What does it look like?”
“It looks like a dog.”
Su Cheng replied seriously.
“Huh?!”
Cornelia was stunned, then stunned again. She looked at the dog and then at Su Cheng, confirming she hadn't heard wrong, and then she frowned unhappily and said, "You're deliberately teasing me, aren't you! It's a dog, what else could it look like, me?"
Su Cheng nodded and then said, "I'm from the same hometown as it."
“Did you just nod?”
“No, I said it's from the same hometown as me.”
“Same hometown?”
Cornelia was even more surprised upon hearing this.
"Yes, I just remembered. No wonder it didn't attack me last time when I took its takeout; it must have recognized me!"
Su Cheng smiled slightly and continued, "So it's here to find me."
Cornelia was stunned and couldn't help but frown. "What kind of relationship do you have with a dog?"
“I know the dog's owner, and we used to be neighbors.”
Su Cheng nodded and continued, "And it just happens to be able to do a backflip."
“Even if you say that, I won't believe it."
Cornelia shook her head, looking unconvinced.
“Wait here.”
With that, Su Cheng went into the house and, after a moment, came out with a cigarette and a lighter.
“Do you smoke?”
Seeing this, Cornelia couldn't help but frown disdainfully.
“No, this was left behind by the person who fixed the toilet in my house.”
“Then why are you taking the cigarette and lighter…”
Before Cornelia could finish her sentence, she was completely shocked by what she saw next.
Su Cheng was actually putting the cigarette into the dog's mouth while saying, “Dog brother, have a cigarette.”
“What are you doing, why are you feeding…”
But before she could finish, she was stunned again by the next scene.
She realized this might be a moment she would never forget.
The big yellow dog actually took the cigarette in its mouth, and when Su Cheng lit the lighter, the dog even used its paw to shield the flame!!!
Then, it actually took a deep puff and then blew out a thick cloud of white smoke.
“What kind of dog is this!!”
Cornelia stared wide-eyed at what was happening, feeling like she was dreaming.
“Cough! Cough!”
While Cornelia was utterly shocked, Su Cheng on the other side started coughing violently and then said seriously, "Its owner used to train it with cigarettes; this dog has ten years of smoking experience!"
“Is its owner crazy!"
Cornelia couldn't help but complain when she heard this. It was too ridiculous, using cigarettes to train a dog, what a weirdo.
It wasn't that she didn't believe it, she just couldn't believe this dog was real!
The way it smoked was too skillful, even inhaling deeply, and its dog face was full of stories!
You're right, but the world is full of wonders. Its owner is a peculiar character, every time he wanted the dog to perform, he would say 'give me face,' and I don't know how to evaluate him.
Su Cheng sighed and shook his head helplessly.
“Then… does it… really know how to do a backflip?”
Cornelia swallowed nervously, now believing what Su Cheng had just said. This dog might really be able to do a backflip!!!
“Give me face, show this lady a trick.”
Su Cheng pointed to the big yellow dog.
“Click～”
It took a puff of the cigarette, slowly lifted its eyelids, and then blew out a smoke ring…
In that instant, Cornelia was dumbfounded.
She couldn't believe her eyes.
This dog could even blow smoke rings!
“Little Yellow, do a backflip for this lady.”
Su Cheng commanded.
The big yellow dog immediately stood up straight, faced the wall, pushed off with its hind legs, jumped up, spun in the air, and then landed back on the ground.
Seeing this, Cornelia was completely amazed.
It was too amazing!!!
But that wasn't all. The dog suddenly stepped onto two stairs, crouched down, then swung its upper body forcefully while pushing off with its hind legs, tilting its head back to gain momentum, and then twisting its waist, finally stretching out all four paws, trying to land perfectly.
“Thud～”
The next second, it fell flat on its face, obviously not skilled, but the technique was correct.
Even though it failed, the dog didn't make a sound but just lay on the ground, continuing to smoke.
Although it failed, Cornelia felt her heart tighten upon seeing this and couldn't help but swallow nervously.
"Maybe it's been a while since it last performed, a bit rusty."
Su Cheng quickly went to the dog's side, saw that it was fine, and then relaxed, saying solemnly, "Now do you believe me?"
“I… I…”
Cornelia opened her mouth but couldn't say a word for a long time.
“Okay, you can go now, remember to extinguish it and throw it in the trash.”
Su Cheng patted the dog's head and said seriously.
“Woof～”
The big yellow dog whimpered and then stood up, heading towards the stairs.
“Oh, and.”
Su Cheng stood up and instructed: "When you come to the city, remember to sort the garbage. This is non-recyclable dry waste, understand?"
“Woof～”
The big yellow dog nodded to indicate understanding and then slowly walked down.
Seeing this, Cornelia's jaw almost dropped to the ground.
This dog even understood waste sorting!?!
"Big Yellow is a purebred Changbai Mountain spotted yellow forehead rural dog, very rare even in the countryside. So it's very understanding since it was a puppy, you don't need to be so surprised, do you?"
Su Cheng looked at Cornelia with disdain, his face practically saying, 'You city people really have no sense of the world!'
"Who said I was making a fuss."
Cornelia blushed upon hearing this and then retorted unconvincingly: "I was just… I was just…"
"Alright, alright, take your takeout and I'll send you home!"
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
y came from. The chests contained supplies, currency, class-change scrolls, skills, talents… and even godhood! The laws of the world were completely rewritten. This became a world where everyone gambled with their fate! Some people, despite having nothing, opened a divine artifact and rose to the top, eventually ruling the world. Others went bankrupt, opened nothing but worthless junk, and leaped from skyscrapers in despair. Lin Ye arrived in this world from another reality, utterly bewildered. “What is going on? Why is everyone a gambling addict?!” “Opening chests? No way. I refuse to gamble. I’ll start with myself!” Until— On his first chest, he obtained a Mythic Talent: Void Incarnation! He could become completely intangible, pass through all things, and reduce everything to nothingness! … On his fiftieth chest, he obtained a Mythic Weapon: Blade of Karma! With a single slash, karma shattered, twisting the universe and overturning the myriad phenomena of creation! … On his ninety-ninth chest, he obtained a Mythic Divine Treasure: Primordial Purple Energy! It could split open the heavens and earth, create all things, and evolve countless worlds with a single thought! Lin Ye: “Now that I think about it… shouldn’t someone have told me that every chest is guaranteed to contain something Mythic?!”
e vast world of cultivation, where he becomes the master of the Heavenly Ruins Sacred Hall, a dying old man with barely a tenth of his former cultivation remaining. He is immediately confronted with a deadly crisis: his subordinates have rebelled, and his protectors are forcing him to abdicate. At the critical moment, the system descends from the heavens: [Ding! The host has been detected facing a life-or-death crisis. The system is now officially activated!] [As a gift, you have received the Supreme Beginner’s Pack and awakened the ultimate cheat: ten thousand years of pure cultivation essence every second!] Yin Tianjue: “Wait… ten thousand years of cultivation every second? That’s six hundred thousand years a minute, and in one day… I can’t even calculate it. Either way, I’m already invincible!” You’re a peerless prodigy rarely seen in ten thousand years? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. You’re an undying ancestor who has guarded a sacred land for countless ages? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. You’re the strongest chosen one, blessed with heaven-defying destiny? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. From this day forth, I have only one thing to say: “I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. Now, how exactly are you supposed to deal with that?”
