It wasn't long before a crispy roasted skeleton came out of the oven.
Lu Yuan glanced at the clown next to him, "Please go and pack all the slices into boxes."
"Skeletal packaging, thank you."
The clown tilted his head, "Why me?"
Lu Yuan also tilted his head in the other direction, "Do you want me to become a disaster fetus?"
"Do you think you'll still be alive at that time?"
The clown blinked, said nothing, took out a wrinkled snakeskin bag and hopped over.
Lu Yuan walked to the armored sedan whose roof had been deformed, and looked inside.
The four people were sleeping soundly.
This was an aftereffect of having their life force drained, making them feel exhausted.
Lu Yuan thought for a moment. It was not appropriate to disturb them at this time either.
But seeing that the four had all aged somewhat, Lu Yuan felt a little bad about not helping them solve this problem.
So he casually wrote a few words on the protective armor of the car body: Come back to find me.
- Lu Yuan
After writing, Lu Yuan looked around, afraid they might not notice, so he casually moved a rock from the side and leaned it against the car.
Then Lu Yuan led a clown carrying a snakeskin bag and walked back to Yun City on foot.
"Dr. Lu, I know why you only let me come with you."
"Why?"
"In order to let me watch you show off..."
Lu Yuan: "..."
By the time the two returned to the clinic, it was already eight or nine o'clock in the evening.
In the reception hall, the clown raised the snakeskin bag in his hand to Lu Yuan.
Lu Yuan thought for a while and said, "That little grass doesn't like staying in the room, right?"
"So, let Little Grass go to the backyard and tell him he can continue expanding his territory there."
"Then, you separate the snake skin and bones and bury them in Little Grass's territory."
"I used to have those dead cavalry watch these things, but now it seems unreliable, so let's let Little Grass try."
The clown stared at Lu Yuan, "Do you really treat me as an employee?"
Lu Yuan frowned, "Aren't you?"
"Boss, shouldn't you calculate my salary?"
"Alright alright, let Lin Youyou give you a shot later, can't you have some fun on your own? Do you have to rely on adrenaline every day?"
Clown: "Some people don't allow me to have fun as I please."
Lu Yuan waved his hand, "Happiness built on the pain of others is not true happiness. You should learn from me more, help others and find joy."
After speaking, he walked upstairs by himself.
Leaving the clown standing there looking bewildered.
This Lu still has such thick skin!
...
On the second floor was a closed small room.
Li Lin was tied up, lying on a bed with only a light board.
He did not struggle, but was very calm.
Even though he had been lying here for a day without eating, drinking, peeing or pooping, an almost noble elegance still emanated from this man.
When Lu Yuan stood in front of him, Lu Yuan was wondering about one thing.
How did such a delicate man end up becoming a mercenary?
Not to mention Western Capital, even in Xifu City in this 27 Region, as long as this man was willing, he could live a life of luxury.
He would only need to practice the flexibility of his tongue, the speed of his fingers and the firmness in a certain area.
Such things were not shameful in this era.
On the contrary, many people desperately sought after such a good job.
After all, back in the old century, people's ideology was already "laugh at poverty, not at prostitution".
The man also sensed Lu Yuan's arrival, he gently turned his head, looked Lu Yuan up and down in his white coat.
"I smelled your scent in the wind long ago, doctor."
Hearing these soft and seductive words coming from a man's mouth made Lu Yuan shiver all over.
"Which consortium do you belong to? Or are you an independent mercenary?"
Lu Yuan wanted to chat about manly topics to increase the masculine aura in the room.
"Me? Doctor, why ask this, are you very interested in me?"
Lu Yuan's mouth suddenly twitched. He blinked and said, "Forget it, there's nothing for us to talk about."
After saying that, Lu Yuan stepped forward and patted the man on the head.
He just wanted to replicate this man's ability to control time.
But something weird happened, Lu Yuan's usually flawless talent failed this time.
Lu Yuan had lost interest in this man, but in this moment, he became excited.
The man looked up at Lu Yuan, "Doctor, why did you pat me? Are you showing affection to me?"
Lu Yuan pinched the man's cheek.
Instantly, red clouds flew onto the man's cheeks.
But Lu Yuan was still unable to replicate the ability.
The chest, lower abdomen, thighs...
The man's body began to twitch slightly.
Lu Yuan's gaze towards the man's body gradually changed.
He gently lifted the man's shirt, and slowly pressed his finger on his belly.
The man also sensed the change in Lu Yuan's eyes. His whole face flushed slightly, he lowered his head slightly, and whispered, "Doctor..."
"Anyway since there's no one else here, if you want, it's possible too..."
Lu Yuan was surprised, "Is it okay?"
The man nodded shyly, "Okay, but be gentle, don't use too much force."
"Okay!"
Lu Yuan nodded, "Don't worry! I won't make you feel any discomfort!"
The man looked a little unnatural, "Actually, being a little uncomfortable is also fine..."
As he said this, Lu Yuan had already put on his bluetooth headset and said to it: "Lin Youyou, prepare operating room number four!"
Operating room?!
Upon hearing these three words, the man's face instantly changed!
But soon returned to normal.
"I didn't expect doctor, you're into this too?"
"Huh? Doctor what are you going to do?"
Lu Yuan smiled slightly, "Give you a shot."
"An injection? Of what?"
"Anesthetic."
"Anesthetic?! What are you trying to--"
Before the man could finish speaking, Lu Yuan had already injected a high-dose anesthetic into his upper limb vein.
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
+ Slow Paced + Main Character Thrives Together with His Disciples】 Transmigrated into a cultivation world, Chu Xingchen awakens a discipleship system that reveals the tags of his disciples! Starting from scratch, he builds the strongest sect. Disciple One: Li Yingling 【Gold Tag: Genius Cultivator】【Purple Tag: Extremely Lucky】【Blue Tag: Bewitchingly Beautiful】 Disciple Two: Li Hangtian 【Gold Tag: Reincarnated】【Purple Tag: Ruthless and Decisive】【Blue Tag: Loyal and Noble】 Disciple Three: ??? 【Orange Tag: Alluring Demoness】【???】【???】 Thus, in the cultivation world, an unremarkable little sect appears out of nowhere, but little do others know that each member of this sect is a powerhouse in their own right. The book is also known as: Cultivation? It's Exactly Like This!
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!