"She's pregnant with two cubs. Eating and sleeping more, liking to yell randomly are all normal phenomena. Locking her in a cage means you don't need to worry about her anymore," the veterinarian spread his palm after just finishing the examination, "She looks very healthy. Casually enduring it will get her through."
Lin Feng was stunned where he stood. Although this was all within expectations, when it really happened, it still made him feel at a loss.
He wasn't even fully grown yet when he had to start raising babies.
In an instant, Lin Feng thought a lot in his mind.
Changing diapers, feeding, teaching the kids how to read and write...
Unintentionally, his gaze met with Yuna's, who was lying in bed.
As expected, she had an expression of shock on her face.
"Mas...Master," Yuna got out of bed and jogged over to hug Lin Feng, then pulled him outside, "Master, let's not stay here, let's go home!"
"You haven't paid yet, customer," the veterinarian put away his stethoscope, preparing to block them.
As he was dragged away, Lin Feng tossed over a few silver coins to him.
After arriving home, Yuna ignored the inquiries of several beast-eared maids and pulled Lin Feng straight towards the room.
Then she hugged him tightly.
"Were the words that person in white clothes said true?" From her gaze, Lin Feng vaguely sensed worry and fear.
Clearly, she did not actually want to be pregnant.
Lin Feng swallowed his saliva.
He appraised Yuna with his hand.
Sure enough, under the status bar were two inconspicuous words.
"Very regrettably, he didn't get a single word wrong."
Yuna's expression went blank, and suddenly two lines of tears slid down her face.
"What's wrong, why are you crying again?"
"I...I'm afraid of pain!" Yuna wailed and punched Lin Feng a few times, "I don't want to give birth..."
Lin Feng fell silent.
Previously, she had even been afraid of that, and now he was making her give birth.
It was also difficult for her.
But now that things had come to this, how could she not give birth?
The child couldn't possibly be stuffed back in, right?
"Don't worry about giving birth, I'll be with you the whole time," Lin Feng took her into his arms and gently soothed her, "I'm a top-tier good man after all."
"Liar...Master is a top-tier bad man..."
After a while, her crying gradually stopped. Looking again, she had fallen asleep again, her eyes still wet.
Lin Feng quietly tucked the blanket over her, then quietly snuck out of the room.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw two gossiping rabbit girls with their ears against the wall, clearly eavesdropping.
"You!" Emily pointed at Lin Feng, about to yell loudly, then Rosa Linda smacked her on the head.
"Yuna is sleeping, keep your voice down," Rosa Linda said, then put her ear back against the wall.
That was just what Lin Feng was about to say.
This time Emily learned to be smart and pointed at Lin Feng, saying in a low voice, "You got Yuna pregnant, bad man!"
Although Lin Feng was panicking inwardly, he pretended to be calm. "We've been together for so long, of course there would be a fruit of love eventually. Normal, normal."
"Then how come I don't have one?" Emily patted her belly, "I want one too!"
"Maybe...just luckier?"
"What luckier? This luck is terrible! I was planning on having ten!"
Rosa Linda chuckled lightly with meaningful glance at her.
An image instantly emerged in Lin Feng's mind - over a dozen children surrounding him.
Ten babies?
What kind of super dad is this?
"I...didn't hear wrong, right?" Lin Feng hurriedly used his pinky finger to dig out some earwax.
Emily had her arms akimbo and said seriously, "You didn't hear wrong, it's ten."
"What's wrong with having more babies? A lively household with more people."
"I like you, what's wrong with having a few more?"
"Our family has plenty of money anyway, don't need to worry about not affording meals. If the house isn't big enough, we can just buy another one nearby."
After Emily's barrage of words, Lin Feng was sweating bullets.
"Madame, please spare me. Absolutely not, one or two are already noisy enough, can't handle ten."
If each were like how Lin Feng was before, it would be even more f*cked.
Not eating the breakfast money his parents gave him, skipping school every day to go to the black internet cafe next door to play games.
"What's so hard about raising kids? Just lock them in a room and throw them a few carrots to stay alive," Rosa Linda scratched the fur in her ears and said, "If they misbehave, warn them first. If they still don't improve after being told, then beat them."
???
Suddenly, Lin Feng felt some sympathy for Emily.
What kind of hardcore child-raising method is this?
These are children, not pets!
"I also want to give birth, quickly, right now!"
Lin Feng swallowed his saliva and shook his head to refuse.
Wait until Yuna gives birth first, then talk about it.
"Please help look after Yuna, let me know immediately if she wakes up. I have to take care of something right now."
Rosa Linda nodded.
With her here, Lin Feng felt at ease.
After perfunctorily dealing with the two bunnies, he wandered around the house and used Identification on everyone.
Very good.
Currently only Yuna was pregnant.
Just then, Rosa Linda peeked her head out from the second floor. Lin Feng instantly understood.
Entering the room, he found Emily pulling Yuna.
"You lie down first, I've found the person for you."
"Master...where did Master go..."
Yuna looked very uneasy, but became even more excited the moment she saw Lin Feng.
She shook off Emily's restraints and hugged Lin Feng tightly.
The strength almost suffocated him.
Then in broad daylight she dragged Lin Feng onto the bed and covered them both with the quilt.
The sound of their breathing was clearly audible in the cramped space.
"I want to sleep while hugging Master..."
"You didn't used to be like this before," Lin Feng pinched her cheek, "Even without hugging me, I wouldn't have run away."
Unexpectedly, Yuna's face filled with resentment at these words: "Just now, you disappeared again."
"I won't anymore now." Lin Feng turned around to embrace her, then took advantage of the situation. "If you're sleepy then sleep a bit more."
Yuna nodded, then suddenly took out a rope from somewhere and tied their hands together.
"I told you I won't sneak away."
"What if...I wake up one day and you're gone. Leaving me alone to raise the child in hardship and destitution..."
Just imagining that scenario, Yuna's eyes became moist again.
"Nonsense. My house is still here, where could I run? A monk can run away but the temple remains," Lin Feng glanced at the thin hemp rope and continued, "What's more, if I really wanted to run, this little hemp rope couldn't restrain me at all. Ten of you couldn't block me."
Yuna froze for a moment.
Pregnant women lose wit for three years, she wasn't very bright right now.
"Please...don't run away."
"Sleep at ease. I won't run."
"Wuu wuu," Yuna burrowed into Lin Feng's embrace, slightly closing her eyes.
Having learned from past mistakes, this time she didn't sleep even when tired, only pretending to sleep occasionally to observe whether Lin Feng had left.
In the end, as she pretended, she fell asleep.
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
fe full of thrilling battles, ultimately sacrificing himself to protect his homeland and its people. Unexpectedly, he was reborn into his youth, where he encountered the campus ice queen, Ye Miyue, now working as a masseuse at his family's martial arts school. "How long have you been doing this?" "I-it's my first time..." the campus belle murmured, her head bowed. Wang Xian remembered clearly that back then, although Ye Miyue had not yet awakened her martial arts talent, her outstanding academic performance, breathtaking beauty, and icy demeanor had made her the moon goddess of every boy in school. He was no exception. In his previous life, they had no connection, never imagining they would meet under such circumstances. Sadly, today the city was attacked by an S-class beast, the 'Wind King Falcon,' destroying nearly half of the city streets. Ye Miyue had died on her way home during this disaster. Now, given a second chance, facing the campus goddess of his youth, Wang Xian resolutely decided to extend her session! And so. "My hands are tired..." the blushing campus belle whispered, relieved. Wang Xian pointed to her slender calves and said, "Who said only hands can massage? There are feet too!" "Extend the session, continue!"
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
