【Your Wonderful Life Transmigration Simulator is loading, currently at 99%, please be patient】
【Loading progress: 99.01%】
【Loading progress: 99.02%】
“……”
In a dimly lit room, sunlight filtered through the thick velvet curtain gaps, forming patches of light and shadow that fell on the table, the chairs, and Xu Xi.
Xu Xi gently closed the book.
Patiently waiting for the simulator to finish loading.
Soon—
The loading progress reached 99.99% and then jumped to 100% with a completion notification sound.
Xu Xi breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this simulator didn't behave like some shopping app that would suddenly pop up with a 99.9900001% at the last moment.
“That said, I never expected someone as ordinary as me to get a cheat…”
Muttering to himself.
The young man with a clean and neat appearance sat in a wheelchair, looking down at the book in his hand, reminiscing about the past, and couldn't help but let out a sigh.
Five years ago.
The once peaceful and ordinary Earth.
Mysteriously experienced numerous upheavals.
Some called it the Spiritual Energy Revival, others called it the Return of Mythology, and some called it the New Era of Human Awakening.
In short, supernatural powers suddenly appeared in the world. Whether it was the Immortal Cultivation System of the East or the Magic System of the West, the once fictional existences had truly manifested in the real world.
As a result, the real world was hit with extreme turbulence.
Many people died in the supernatural turmoil.
Xu Xi was a bit luckier and managed to escape the death trap, but during the subsequent hospital check-up, he had to accept the fact that he would be confined to a wheelchair for life.
But now, after five years of wheelchair life, it seemed like it could finally come to an end?
Xu Xi chuckled.
He summoned the fully loaded simulator panel in his mind.
“Is it a conspiracy, or a trap?”
“This mysteriously appearing cheat, no matter how you look at it, seems suspicious. But I don't really have a choice, do I?”
In this new era of chaos where supernatural battles could erupt at any moment.
With Xu Xi already crippled in both legs.
If he had just one unlucky moment.
He would become one of the nameless victims featured on the evening news.
So, to avoid such a future, whether it's a demon or a devil, after obtaining the simulator, Xu Xi had already prepared himself to dance with it.
“Come on, simulator, let me see what you've got!”
【Dingdong~~~】
【Congratulations, host, for successfully activating the Wonderful Life Transmigration Simulator. This simulator will fully assist the host in experiencing various transmigration lives】
【After the simulation starts, the host's consciousness will be projected into the simulated world】
【Upon the end of each simulation, rewards will be issued based on the host's simulated life achievements】
【Current available simulation times: 1】
“So, what's the cost?”
Facing the simulator screen that only he could see.
Xu Xi asked cautiously.
The simulator did not answer. The words【Start Simulation】in the middle of the screen flickered slightly, as if saying—
“Just tell me if you want it or not!”
After a moment of silence, Xu Xi obediently pressed the button. Why not? This was his only hope to get out of his predicament.
【Simulation starting…】
【Worldline being deduced…】
【Locked onto a transmigration world, analysis indicates a cultivation-based world】
【Generating traits, traits generated, please select three traits as your character talents for the initial simulation】
【Trait ranks are: White, Green, Blue, Purple, Gold, Red】
Wealthy Background (Green): You are born into a well-off family, with good fortune from birth. No matter the circumstances, you will always live more comfortably than the average person.
Brute Strength (White): Your strength is a bit above average, that's all.
Heavenly Spirit Root (Gold): You are born with exceptional spiritual roots. Even in a top-tier Immortal Cultivation sect, you would be the envy of many.
Premonition (Purple): You occasionally have sharp instincts about certain things.
Great Love (Blue): You have a heart full of love and cannot bear to see others suffer. Whenever you see someone in pain, you choose to physically save them.
Cultivation Arts (Blue): Alchemy, Artifact Crafting, Formation Arrangement, and Talisman Creation are the basic survival skills in the cultivation world, and you are quite proficient in them.
Xu Xi quickly browsed through the six traits.
He soon made his decision, selecting Heavenly Spirit Root (Gold), Premonition (Purple), and Cultivation Arts (Blue).
This was the best combination he could come up with after weighing the pros and cons.
【Trait selection complete, start simulation?】
“Yes.”
As Xu Xi steeled himself, a blinding white light suddenly burst before his eyes. His consciousness detached and rose, floating and drifting, rushing towards an unknown and mysterious boundary.
【Simulation No. 01 officially begins】
【The weather is sunny and clear. While staying at home, you suddenly feel like going out for a stroll】
【You laboriously maneuver your wheelchair to leave the familiar home, but as soon as you reach the street, you hit the jackpot—you are hit by a Daewoo heavy truck】
【But you surprisingly find yourself not dead, but transmigrated to a new world. Moreover, you have returned to the age of 7, and your crippled legs are fully restored】
【You are overjoyed, feeling it's the reward for reading ten years of authentic web novels】
【You are full of confidence, ready to make a big splash in this cultivation world. But before you can even investigate your surroundings, a sudden and devastating famine mercilessly engulfs you】
Powerless.
Suffocating.
Despair.
Dry fields are littered with the corpses of the starved.
Under the scorching sun, a sea of refugees slowly advances, their eyes hollow, staring blankly ahead, almost losing their human thoughts and reason.
The footprints left by those in front are instantly covered by those behind.
Xu Xi is one of them.
He didn't expect that the so-called simulation would be so real.
In his stomach, it feels like a fire is raging, burning through the stomach lining, spreading the sense of helplessness throughout his body.
“Child, have some water.”
Seeing that Xu Xi is still young, a woman couldn't bear it and handed over a gourd filled with water.
Water can't quench hunger.
But in this situation where there is no food at all, it can at least provide some sense of fullness and alleviate the pain of hunger.
“Aunt Wang, thank you,” Xu Xi politely thanked, then drank the water in big gulps.
The cool water moistened his cracked lips, and without lingering in his mouth, it was directly swallowed into his stomach, temporarily soothing his grumbling belly.
He returned the gourd to Aunt Wang.
Xu Xi continued to move forward.
“I heard that not far ahead, there is a mortal city. There should be a porridge stall there. I need to pick up the pace,” Xu Xi thought to himself, using a wooden stick to support his walk.
He didn't want to waste this precious first simulation due to starvation.
After another half an hour.
Xu Xi suddenly stopped.
Not because he had reached his destination, but because he heard a faint, intermittent sound of a baby crying.
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
Resolve] Gu Yang was once a true disciple of the Falling Cloud Sect, but after failing to break through to the Foundation Establishment stage, his cultivation regressed, his foundation was damaged, his lifespan was nearing its end, and he was about to be demoted to a menial servant. At his moment of despair, he awakened the [Daily Intelligence System]. By refreshing it daily, he could learn about countless hidden opportunities and secrets within the cultivation world! [Today's intelligence has been refreshed] [White Intelligence: One month ago, the Foundation Establishment spiritual item "Profound Ice Spirit Marrow" used by the host to attempt his breakthrough contained a trace of the poison "Bone-Corrobing Spirit-Dissolving Powder".] [Purple Intelligence: Tonight during the Yin hour (3-5 AM), a wisp of "Golden Crow Primordial Flame" will overflow... If this flame is devoured, it can recast the shattered cultivation foundation, fully restore cultivation, and awaken the one-in-ten-thousand—Primordial Supreme Yang Body. [Click to view coordinates]] [Golden Intelligence: Shen Qingyue, a Golden Core elder of the Falling Cloud Sect who possesses the Nine Yin Body, suffers from backlash of cold energy every full moon night, causing her strength to plummet and excruciating pain. Grand Elder Zhao Wuji has secretly bribed Shen Qingyue's personal maid, Hongxiu, and learned the rear gate array node of the protective formation "Clouds and Mist Veiling the Sun Array". Tomorrow late at night, he intends to take advantage of Shen Qingyue's flare-up of the cold poison, when she is weak and unable to resist, to use a secret technique to refine her into a cauldron and force her into a Daoist partnership. [Click to view coordinates]] The cultivation world is a jungle where the strong prey on the weak, and human hearts are as treacherous as ghosts? Sorry, but I can read the script! From then on, relying on his informational advantage, Gu Yang proceeded step by step with careful planning. Seizing opportunities, plundering fortunes. Selling intelligence. Playing rivals against each other. Step by step, he ultimately became the Immortal Emperor!
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
