The police station received an emergency call.
An ATM machine in a 24-hour self-service bank had been dug out!
That's right, it was dug out.
Someone drove an excavator and forcibly dug the ATM machine out of the 24-hour self-service bank!
When Han Fei heard about this from the police officer, he was completely dumbfounded.
This incident was truly absurd!
What were they thinking?
Using an excavator to dig out an ATM machine... Are they insane!?
"These foolish thieves..." Han Fei couldn't help but laugh in exasperation.
Although this act had a very negative impact,
The culprits shouldn't be hard to catch.
After all, an excavator is a large target, and checking the surveillance footage should quickly reveal where they went.
So Han Fei couldn't be bothered to personally handle it.
He directly assigned the task of catching these stupid thieves to Xu Mo.
It would help him familiarize himself with the work and interact with his colleagues.
As soon as Han Fei finished explaining the situation to Xu Mo, Xu Mo was also bewildered.
"What? An ATM machine was dug out by someone with an excavator?"
Xu Mo didn't understand, but he was greatly shocked.
Using an excavator to dig out an ATM machine... What kind of thought process is that?
"Mm-hmm." Han Fei nodded helplessly: "Surprising, isn't it?"
"I really didn't expect that. It's too ridiculous! Using an excavator to dig out an ATM machine, what were they thinking?"
After Xu Mo finished speaking, Han Fei waved his hand: "Ridiculous? This is nothing. I've encountered even more absurd cases."
Han Fei continued.
"About a year ago, we received a report. The complainant said that drinks worth 50,000 yuan stored in their warehouse had vanished into thin air. They wanted us to help recover them. So we investigated. After two hours, we found out the result... The thief who stole the drinks had poured all of them into the river overnight, kept the bottles to sell, and made 202 yuan."
Xu Mo: "???"
"There's more," Han Fei spoke again: "There was a thief who broke into someone's house to steal. But he found that there was nothing valuable in the house. He thought a thief shouldn't leave empty-handed, it would be unlucky not to take anything... So he shaved the fur off the owner's cat's head and took it with him."
Xu Mo: "???"
"There are so many ridiculous things, let me tell you, using an excavator to dig out an ATM machine is really nothing. I've encountered far too many absurd cases, and there's also..." Han Fei stopped abruptly mid-sentence.
He changed the subject: "Anyway, you should go with the officers to catch the person who used the excavator to dig out the ATM machine. I won't waste your time now. When you come back after catching them, I'll continue telling you more."
Xu Mo nodded very decisively: "Alright."
Then he immediately stood up, ready to go catch the culprits with the other officers.
Xu Mo liked this arrest assignment Han Fei had given him.
Not only was it not too difficult, but he could also get system rewards.
...
Xu Mo and two other police officers drove to the self-service bank where the ATM machine had been dug out.
The glass door of the self-service bank had been smashed.
There should have been six self-service ATMs in the bank, but now only five remained.
There was also a long scratch mark on the floor of the bank.
It seemed to have been caused by dragging the ATM machine across the ground.
These scratch marks were not only inside the bank but also extended to the asphalt road outside.
In addition to the scratch marks caused by dragging the ATM machine on the ground, the excavator's tracks had also left very obvious driving traces on the road surface.
Xu Mo and the other two police officers looked at each other, momentarily dumbfounded.
Before coming, they had thought that these thieves would be easy to catch.
After all, the foolish thieves were using an excavator.
An excavator is not a small target, and following the surveillance footage would quickly lead them to the thieves' hiding place.
But now it seemed they had overthought it.
Why bother checking surveillance footage?
Checking surveillance footage would be a waste of time.
The excavator's tracks would leave very obvious driving traces on the road surface.
Similarly, the ATM machine being dragged on the ground would also leave marks.
Following the driving traces left by the excavator on the ground would certainly lead them to these foolish thieves.
No need to check surveillance footage.
The group immediately got into the police car.
They followed the driving traces left by the excavator's tracks on the ground.
...
Ten minutes later.
They found the excavator, the dug-out ATM machine, and the two foolish thieves who had used the excavator to dig out the ATM machine.
It's worth mentioning that these two foolish thieves were foreigners, judging by their appearance, they seemed to be Indians.
Xu Mo, who had just thought that using an excavator to dig out an ATM machine was very absurd, suddenly felt that this incident wasn't absurd at all.
In fact, it seemed quite reasonable!
After all, considering the imagination of Indian brothers... this kind of behavior was actually normal for them.
At this moment, the two Indians were completely unaware of the police's arrival.
They were sitting next to the violently dug-out ATM machine, counting money.
Counting money while grinning stupidly.
"I told you my idea was good, didn't I? Why work a job? How much can you earn from a job? Digging out one ATM machine gives us 240,000, this money is equivalent to us working hard for three years!"
"Your idea is indeed good, this is much better than working a job. We get 240,000 for one job, split 50-50, that's 120,000 each. If we dig out one ATM machine a month... we can each earn over 1.4 million a year!"
"No, let's do it once every two months. A self-service bank only has six machines, if we do it once every two months... six machines will last us exactly a year."
"Alright, let's do as you say, once every two months!"
"..."
The two were communicating in Hindi.
The police officers couldn't understand at all.
However, whether they understood or not didn't matter, as long as they confirmed these two were the criminals who had used the excavator to dig out the ATM machine.
The next second, two police officers walked up, interrupting the conversation between the two Indians.
They showed their police badges.
"Don't move, behave yourselves, you're under arrest!"
The Indians, not understanding the situation, quickly hugged the money they had taken from the ATM machine tightly: "&@￥*#@*&@*%￥@#"
The police officers were stunned after hearing this.
"What are they saying? It's all gibberish! I can't understand a word, can you guys?"
The other police officer also shook his head.
"I don't understand. I only know a little bit of English, but what he's saying doesn't seem to be English. That's strange, I thought Indians all spoke English?"
At this moment, Xu Mo spoke up.
"English is just one of the main languages in India. Besides English, they have other languages. What they just said was Hindi. He's mistaken us for robbers and is telling us not to steal his money, otherwise he'll call the police to arrest us."
Police officer: "???"
You're going to call the police!?
Call the police to arrest who? To arrest us? We are the police! Can't you see that big police car behind us??
Xu Mo looked at the two Indians and explained their identity in Hindi.
"No need to call the police, we are the police. We're here to arrest you. You have committed a crime."
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
