Rainy Night, Forest, Demon Beasts...
Fear!
The dense canopy caught every raindrop, not letting a single drop fall directly to the ground, until they could hold no more. The excess raindrop coalesced into fat droplets that fell with loud splats below the trees. Thus, the sound of rain in this forest was a constant pitter-patter of large droplets falling.
The thick layer of rotting leaves on the ground had already absorbed much water, becoming marshy. When the fat droplets splashed into it, strange “plop plop” sounds were made.
“Plop plop plop”, the strange sounds kept occurring, near and far, where the eye could not see. Mixed with the constant birdsong and beasts' cries, it resembled an eerie nocturnal concerto of horror.
Master and disciple sat side by side in a tree hollow, backs against its wooden wall, looking out into the darkness through a transparent watery film over the hollow's entrance.
In truth they could see nothing, but neither knew what else to do.
Suddenly at some point, the faintest footsteps climbed up the tree trunk below them. Based on the sound of padded paws and claws against bark, it was likely a feline or leopard-like beast.
"Master..." Li Shiyin whispered, fear in her voice.
"Shh!" Qin Ran immediately hushed her.
The big cat climbed up the tree and was gone, but soon the sound of snake-like slithering could be heard. Judging by the sounds of its movement along the ground, this was a sizable snake. It slid through the marsh, climbed the tree, passed by the hollow, then...stopped.
For an instant, both Li Shiyin and Qin Ran stopped breathing.
The giant snake hovered outside the hollow, flicking its tongue, striking the watery film over and over with faint "pop pop pop" sounds.
The rhythmic, terrifying sounds continued.
Though protected by formations, Qin Ran quietly prepared a hand seal, compressing energy in his dantian, ready to face the snake should it enter.
"Awooo..."
Suddenly the big cat in the tree let out a cry. The snake's "pop pop" strikes ceased, and frightful silence descended outside the hollow for several seconds before the snake's slithering resumed. The giant serpent moved on, continuing up the tree.
Quiet persisted in the hollow until the horrifying sounds faded completely. Only then came the soft exhale from Li Shiyin, and after a longer pause, the heavy breath from Qin Ran.
"Master, why did the snake listen to the tiger?" Li Shiyin whispered.
"That was no tiger, likely some type of leopard," Qin Ran replied in a hushed voice. "Their relationship is unclear. Not necessarily subordinate..."
The two were squeezed together in the tiny hollow, sitting pressed against one another. After the tense moment, the mood settled and they noticed the warmer temperature inside.
Qin Ran felt himself sweating, something he hadn't done for many years since beginning cultivation. But he was sweating now. He knew why.
In this enclosed space he seemed to smell a gentle, warm, faintly sweet scent...
"Qin Ran, this is beastly instinct, hormones, biochemical reactions." Qin Ran scolded himself internally.
"You are a cultivator, beyond worldly desires. You seek the dao, how can you be disturbed by such base impulses! You are human, you are immortal, not a beast!"
"Master, which is more powerful, the snake or the leopard?" Li Shiyin asked again.
She seemed to have shifted closer. Her warm, sweet breath brushed his skin as she spoke.
"It's an illusion, a delusion, a heart devil!" Qin Ran struggled internally.
"Judging by their energy," he replied evenly, "the snake is stronger." In the dark hollow, none could see the struggle on his face.
"The snake is stronger?" Li Shiyin sounded surprised. "What kind of snake is it? What level?"
"I don't know the species, but based on its energy, it is comparable to Golden Core, quite powerful at that stage," Qin Ran answered.
"Laozi, Queen Mother of the West, Buddha, Confucius, Yan Hui..." In his mind he recalled noble exemplars of virtue. "Chaste Liu Xiahui..."
"Liu Xiahui?" Li Shiyin asked. "Who is that?"
"Ah?!" Qin Ran was startled, accidentally voicing his thoughts aloud.
"Liu Xiahui, um..." Qin Ran's voice finally betrayed panic. "An ancient gentleman of high moral character."
"What does 'chaste' mean then?"
"Ah!!!" Qin Ran lost his composure, to have blurted even this out?
"It means, er..." He stammered, unable to find the words.
Just then a loud "bang" sound came from outside the hollow, pulling their attention outward.
"Roar!!!"
An enormous roar followed, likely from the leopard.
After roaring, a bright beam of light appeared. Peering at it, Qin Ran made out a golden cloud leopard, fully grown, ox-sized. Likely also Golden Core level. Now it stood on the ground, breathing upwards at the tree.
The column of light brightened and dimmed. With a heavy "thud", something slammed down from the tree into the dead branches and rotting leaves below, splashing water high in all directions. Numerous droplets struck the watery film over the hollow's entrance.
Clearly the giant snake had been slammed down. It quickly slithered into a coiled, upright defensive posture, head raised...
So the snake and leopard were not subordinate, nor even friendly, but adversaries!
The snake had stealthily followed the leopard up the tree to ambush it!
But now the snake coiled defensively while the leopard remained aggressive. That was surely because the leopard was injured.
In the flash of light earlier, Qin Ran had clearly seen two dark puncture wounds on its neck - the snake's bite marks. The snake waited now for its venom to take effect.
Unwilling to surrender, the leopard growled warnings, pacing around the coiled serpent, seeking an opportunity to attack.
After prolonged stalemate, the leopard seemed to realize it must act now or lose its chance. It halted its prowling and lunged, leading with its claws, fangs to follow, trying to pin the giant snake before delivering a killing bite.
But the leopard had misjudged - from the moment it realized it might lack the chance to act, it already had no chance left. The snake's venom was already acting. Slowed reflexes meant death. Sensing opportunity, the snake sprang its tensed body forth like a released spring to meet the leopard's exposed neck in a lightning strike.
The leopard failed to evade. Bitten again in the neck, it thrashed futilely with its paws. But the snake gave no quarter, rapidly coiling around the leopard's torso, constricting tightly.
Sounds of struggle outside the hollow grew fainter as the leopard weakened until finally ceasing altogether.
The snake loosened its coils and slithered away, carrying the leopard in its jaws toward the forest depths.
Listening to the fading sounds, Qin Ran frowned. "It's not eating the leopard directly?"
Rather than consuming it immediately, where was it taking the body? Did snakes behave this way? He was unsure.
"Is the snake gone?" Li Shiyin asked.
"Mm," Qin Ran nodded. Though puzzled, he had no intention to investigate...that would be a death wish.
With the snake and leopard quieted, stillness suddenly reigned in the hollow, veering toward awkwardness. The sounds of the night forest resumed around them.
Qin Ran was not one for small talk. He pondered a bit but found nothing to say, so feigned sleep.
After futilely hailing her master several times, Li Shiyin also lay down, pillowing her head on Qin Ran's shoulder with a soft sigh.
At first both pretended to sleep, but true slumber overtook them before long after the day's exhaustion set in.
Until suddenly, in the dead of night, the ground began to shake...
Qin Ran startled awake!

shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)