"Superhuman testing begins!"
Lin Xia controlled the computer to detect real-time data.
A few minutes later, Lin Xia frowned and said, "The human body discharge data is normal. There is no discharge information unique to superhumans."
"Oh? How accurate is the data?"
"The accuracy is 100%."
"Okay, let's do a blood test." Du Sen said in a deep voice.
Gu Bei took out a small bottle for blood collection and drew Yan Dongxu's blood.
Don't look at Gu Bei's ordinary appearance, he actually knows how to do everything.
After collecting several tubes of blood, Gu Bei injected the blood into the testing device with a syringe.
Soon, a report was displayed.
"Boss, look." Lin Xia pointed to the computer screen, with an incredulous expression.
Du Sen took a look and frowned even tighter.
"No abnormalities? How can that be!"
The various reports displayed were clearly inconsistent with the actual situation.
Du Sen couldn't help suspecting that his little apprentice was lying to him.
"Qingqing, are you sure he had those things happen in the past few days?"
"Of course I'm sure. I saw it with my own eyes. How could it be fake?" Zhao Qingqing replied firmly.
"In that case, we have to stay overnight and observe. Or you can go back first."
"How can I go back by myself? I'll stay with you guys."
"Also, I want to see that supernatural phenomenon again."
Zhao Qingqing refused to leave. She didn't know what she was plotting in her heart.
Yan Dongxu was very reluctant to let these people stay at his home.
"You all want to stay? My place is small and can't accommodate you all."
Du Sen said it was no problem. They could sleep on the sofa and floor.
When they were on missions in the wild, they would just sleep on the ground. There was no need to be picky.
Seeing that they were determined, Yan Dongxu couldn't refuse either.
After all, they were performing official duties, not just messing around.
"You guys chat first. I have to stream."
"Officer Zhao, you have to come and testify for me. I have to explain Xu Yiyi's matter clearly."
"Otherwise, the netizens will misunderstand, and Xu Yiyi will sue me."
"This..." Zhao Qingqing looked at Du Sen and cast an inquiring look.
"It's fine, you can just talk alone. It won't be long before the matter of superhumans is made public. The higher-ups already have a plan. It won't affect you."
Du Sen indicated there was no issue.
Yan Dongxu had guessed long ago that these people were not ordinary. Turns out they were investigators of superhumans.
"Are there really superhumans in the world? What do they look like?"
He suddenly became curious.
Du Sen smiled and said, "Aren't you one?"
Yan Dongxu shook his head again and again: "How can this be called an ability?"
"I can neither fly nor use telekinesis. It would make people laugh their heads off if I said it out loud."
Du Sen explained, "If you really have special abilities, relevant personnel will help you develop them. As for how much you can grow, that depends on yourself."
Yan Dongxu was clueless about these matters. After chatting briefly, he turned on the computer and started streaming.
A large number of viewers had been waiting in the streaming room for a long time.
Du Sen and the others were curious about how good the streaming would be, and watched attentively from the side.
"With so many messages, can you keep up? I can't even see clearly before they're flushed away."
Du Sen saw this kind of scene for the first time, and couldn't help asking.
【Who? Who's next to you? This voice is too nice!】
【Such a magnetic bass! Love it, love it!】
"Just a friend, came over to visit." Yan Dongxu mumbled.
【Show us a look!】
【Yan Dongxu, you and I cannot coexist! 】
【Xu Yiyi is my wife, hurry and break up with her!】
......
The barrage was mixed, saying all kinds of things.
"My friend doesn't want to show his face. As for Xu Yiyi's matter, I want to explain it to everyone in detail. Officer Zhao, please come over."
Yan Dongxu called Zhao Qingqing over, then explained what happened that day.
"The police will not lie. Now Xu Yiyi wants to sue me because of public opinion online. I'm very innocent."
"So I feel I must clarify this. The matter ends here. Everyone shouldn't gossip about it anymore in the future."
【No way? Weren't there people guessing before that Xu Yiyi teleported and appeared on your bed? But that was just joking around.】
【This is a bit far-fetched. If you're together, then just say so. Don't make up stuff about teleportation abilities and whatnot.】
【This is the worst excuse I've ever seen.】
【Not even novels dare to write this kind of thing.】
【You can try to dispel the rumors, but don't copy netizens' writings!】
......
The audience still didn't believe it.
Yan Dongxu felt very troubled.
"What, don't you all believe in the existence of superpowers?"
Du Sen, who had been watching all along, couldn't help but speak up.
He couldn't stand the barrage sent by the audience. He felt Yan Dongxu was particularly wronged. So he went in front of the camera to speak.
【No way, so handsome!】
【Good looks, height, body, and such a nice voice too. Mom, I found a husband!】
【Handsome guy, what do you mean? You're handsome, anything you say must be right.】
【Hey bro, do you have superpowers too?】
【We just don't believe in superpowers, so what! Go ahead and hit me!】
......
"Don't believe it? Then let me show you with this opportunity!"
After saying that, Du Sen conjured up a flaming ball the size of a human head in his hand.
"Fuck!" Yan Dongxu next to him was stunned straight away.
Zhao Qingqing was even more shocked.
【Holy crap! That's so cool!】
【No way! Is this real?】
【You must be a magician. Not bad livelihood.】
【Alright, don't burn your hand. Hurry and put out the fire. Grown up still playing with fire. Afraid of peeing the bed!】
【Could this be the legendary fire superhuman?】
【Hahahahaha! The man is pretty funny too!】
【Bro, put away your tricks. Don't burn down the house.】
【Is this real? Too outrageous!】
......
The barrage instantly surged, and the room number directly exceeded 200,000.
Yan Dongxu and Zhao Qingqing were shocked.
Because they knew Du Sen didn't just rub oil on his hands and light it.
He really condensed the scorching flames out of thin air.
"You think I'm faking it? Ignorant fools!"
As he spoke, the flames in his hand even turned into rows of flaming words that jumped around his hand.
These words were the real-time barrage sent by the audience.
【Holy shit! Too awesome!】
【This is definitely not fake. This brother really has superpowers!】
【Blew up, blew up! Everyone hurry record it!】
【Too cool, I want to have this kind of ability too!】
【Invincible! Take me as your disciple!】
【Mom! My husband can play with fire! Our family won't need to pay gas bills from now on!】
......
Du Sen was really enjoying the thrill of streaming. This feeling of being worshipped by everyone greatly satisfied his vanity.
But when he saw female viewers say no need to pay gas bills, he was instantly triggered.
This was an extreme insult to his abilities!
"The one who said no need to pay gas bills went too far! If you find a husband with ice powers, then you won't need a fridge either?"
【Hahahaha! The man is pretty humorous too!】
【Right, right! I can wait in line.】
【Handsome guy, what's your name? Open to second marriage?】
......
For a moment, the audience completely forgot about the Xu Yiyi matter.
Yan Dongxu's streaming room was about to become Du Sen's, and it was getting more and more hot.
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
tions: attribute allocation, analysis, proficiency, and simulation. Specializing in mechanical alchemy, from crafting sorcerous battle armor to handcrafting mechanical maidens, his mechanical legion conquers endless realms... Relying on his wits, he begins with a student-teacher romance, wins over a female director, enslaves a female assassin and a underworld queen, becoming the husband of a Grand Duchess... He enslaves the Goddess of Magic from the divine realm, developing his power simultaneously in both the Wizard World and the Realm of Gods...
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
