What are you talking about in the middle of the day

Facing Uncle De's question, Yan Dongxu couldn't help but give him a look as if he was looking at an idiot.

"Since it's called sudden enlightenment, of course it's impossible to enter that state every day."

"Otherwise it wouldn't be called sudden enlightenment, let alone saying that sudden enlightenment is a matter of chance."

Yan Dongxu felt Uncle De made a lot of sense.

But he still had doubts in his heart.

"Since sudden enlightenment is so hard to achieve, but I've already entered that state three times in the past few days."

"Is sudden enlightenment really that difficult?"

Clack!

Uncle De put down the knife in his hand, his face showing a look of shock, "Really?"

"Why would I lie to you? Otherwise how could I be so puzzled?" Yan Dongxu was very confused.

"If what you said is true, then there can only be one possible explanation." Uncle De said very seriously.

"What is it?" Yan Dongxu didn't understand.

"You are a freakishly talented person. Only freakishly talented people can experience repeated sudden enlightenment, and even take sudden enlightenment as the norm."

"I can hardly imagine what level you will grow to in the future. Hey kid, are you interested in joining our Black Gauze?"

Yan Dongxu shook his head, "I'm not interested in assassin organizations."

Uncle De saw great potential in him and directly wanted to pull him into the Black Gauze organization. As if that would work!

Yan Dongxu certainly wouldn't fall for this trick.

"Oh, actually I have something to say but don't know if I should." Uncle De suddenly looked very worried.

"Just say it. Why beat around the bush between us?"

Uncle De said while chopping vegetables: "If the old master is gone, Zhao Qingqing's father will surely find a son-in-law for Qingqing and Yunyun as soon as possible."

"It goes without saying for Yunyun, that girl is now unbridled and certainly won't listen to her father's teachings."

"So Qingqing can't escape the fate of getting a son-in-law brought in."

Yan Dongxu felt inexplicable, "Uncle De, why are you telling me this?"

"Let me finish!" Uncle De sighed again, "According to the rules of Black Gauze, the helmsman must be a man."

"Qingqing's father is the eldest, but he only has daughters. If he becomes the helmsman, then the family line would end."

"So if her father wants to be the next helmsman, he must bring in a son-in-law, so that he has the qualifications to compete for the position of helmsman."

"You understand what I mean, right?"

Yan Dongxu seemed to understand, "You mean you want me to be the son-in-law brought in? No way!"

"Besides, what era is it that people still have such stale ideas? Why can't a girl be the helmsman?"

After understanding, Yan Dongxu really wanted to kick Uncle De.

He went around such a big circle just to trick him.

As a grown man without worries about food or clothing, and now also quite well-off, why would he put up with that?

"Hey, kid, why don't you listen to advice! That's Black Gauze! Many people dream of that kind of reverse door marriage, which would lead to the peak of your life. You have this opportunity, how can you still look down on it?"

Uncle De called out that Yan Dongxu didn't get it, and didn't cherish the opportunity of getting the moon first when it was near the water tower.

"Whoever wants to go can go. I won't get involved in the Zhao family's mess."

Seeing that he was fruitless in persuading him, Uncle De put down the knife and stopped cooking.

He went straight to Yan Xinran's room to wake up the little girl and take her out for training.

"Uncle De, you can't take out your anger on my sister just because you're upset, right? I find that you are a nasty old man!"

"Humph! She's my disciple, I'll train her however I want. I'm taking her running laps now!"

Uncle De angrily dragged Yan Xinran out the door.

The little girl was still bleary-eyed, not knowing that she was bearing far too much at such a young age.

After making breakfast, Yan Dongxu brought a bowl of hot noodles to Zhao Qingqing.

Xu Lu had woken up by herself and was eating at the table.

Liu Xinyu was still lazing in bed. He knocked on the door to try to wake her up.

But with that one knock, he fell straight into Liu Xinyu's sweet trap.

When her snow-white arms were wrapped around his neck, Yan Dongxu knew he wouldn't escape this calamity today.

"What's this, addicted?"

"Mm!"

"Eat the noodles first, I'll bring them to you, otherwise I'm afraid you can't stand it."

"No need, hurry up."

Liu Xinyu said with blurred eyes.

After finishing her noodles, Xu Lu saw that Yan Dongxu had been in there for a long time without coming out, and she could guess what was going on.

She stood wickedly at the door and said, "I got a message from the advertiser last night. They said they have a new product over there, developed a 0.01. They asked me for the address and said they would send some over for you to try out. I already agreed for you!"

Then Xu Lu cleared her throat and said, "I'm going to the studio first. Take your time, you two."

Liu Xinyu and Yan Dongxu were embarrassed by the naughty girl, but they didn't idle for a moment.

Zhao Qingqing, who hadn't fallen asleep yet, irritably scratched the sheets, cursing the scumbag a few times, then fatigue washed over her and she quickly fell asleep.

A few hours later, Yan Dongxu returned to his bedroom drenched in sweat and took a shower.

There were still a few hours before the time he had agreed to meet Zhao Yunyun, so he simply started a live stream for a while.

After all, the audience was waiting for him to start streaming.

[What's going on? Just started streaming? Can't you be on time?]

[Yeah, are you making these new kings wait for you?]

[Where's the beauty? We want to see beauties!]

[Looking at you, it seems like you were up to no good!]

[Come clean for leniency, resist strictly, honestly confess!]

...

"What are you talking about? Nothing happened."

"And I have a big news to tell you guys."

Yan Dongxu paused to see the audience's reaction.

[What big news? Did two come today?]

[Did you get a vasectomy?]

[You went all out for streaming, who was the surgeon? Did they operate on you under a microscope? ]

[Hahaha, can't stop laughing, microscope, nice one!]

[Now even hair can be used as knives?]

...

Yan Dongxu was speechless. This audience was extraordinarily sarcastic.

"The big news I want to announce is that no beauties teleported here today."

[???]

[You kidding?]

[Who watches you without teleported beauties!]

[Unsubscribed, unsubscribed!]

[What, a burly man teleported over?]

[What are you happy about?]

[What's up? Lost the special ability?]

...

Seeing the audience's reaction, Yan Dongxu suddenly realized a problem.

If he really lost that ability, his career would likely suffer a major setback.

Now was a turbulent time in the streaming circle.

Many newly awakened espers had started streaming, and traffic was being eaten up quickly.

He was able to maintain his current popularity entirely because he had stood his ground before.

"How should I put it, I frantically suggested to myself before going to bed that no beauties should come in the morning, and indeed none came."

He told a lie to smooth things over and prevent losing fans.

[Don't make any suggestions to yourself today!]

[Today suggest to yourself that two will come tomorrow morning!]

[You have to suggest that a beauty teleports onto my bed tomorrow morning!]

[If suggesting works don't hold back, give them all to me.]

[I also want to experience King Zhou's pleasure, I'm not afraid of too many.]

...

After streaming for a while, Yan Dongxu went offline.

He tidied up and went downstairs to pick up Zhao Yunyun by car.

When he arrived at the airport, he saw Zhao Yunyun in a red dress with a graceful figure, pushing a suitcase and walking out.

"Big sis, this charming outfit, are you worried no one has their eyes on you?" Yan Dongxu joked as he took the suitcase.

"Do you like it? I dressed up just for you. Do you like it or not?" Zhao Yunyun flirted.

"Saying this kind of thing in broad daylight..." Yan Dongxu did not reject her advances, could he still gain the upper hand against this girl in words?

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