Crack crack—
The man in black gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, feeling extremely uncomfortable.
Share half with me? Like hell I will!!
Use me and then share?!
I freaking...
"No need! Thank you! I'm not here to take a dump!" he said through gritted teeth in a low voice:
"I have things to do, I'm leaving!"
He pulled his hood and kept his head down, his gaze flickering as he tried to move past Lynn.
It seems they just happened to meet.
If he had truly been discovered by that Winter Spring Valley supervisor, he would likely have faced an immediate lethal strike.
But regardless, he needed to be more careful from now on.
His spiritual power spread out, trying to carefully sense the location of that Winter Spring Valley supervisor.
But in the next moment.
His expression changed drastically.
Because in his perception, the location of that City-Breaking Level mage right now...
Was just one meter directly in front of him!
But there was clearly nothing in front of him.
"Not good!" he shouted.
In an instant, he quickly reached into his black robe and pulled out a wand embedded with a skull, about to cast a spell.
But at that very moment, just one meter in front of him, the air suddenly began to twist and distort.
A twin-tailed loli wearing a large mage's hood gradually materialized from invisibility.
"It's already... too late!"
Nanako smiled mischievously.
The spell she had prepared was instantly channeled into the sturdy staff in her hands.
In that moment of vulnerability.
She pointed the thick end of her staff at the black-robed man's chest.
Whoosh—
A terrifying ripple instantly spread from the staff's tip.
The black-robed man's internal organs were instantly shaken, causing him to violently cough up sickly green blood as his body flew backward into the alley.
Lynn stepped aside with his ice cream cone.
The black-robed man flew straight back.
And during his flight, he was shocked to see that at the spot where the staff had touched his chest,
Countless frost patterns were now rapidly spreading.
Rustle rustle—
The frost seemed to have a life of its own.
In an instant, it covered his entire body, freezing his magic circuits and preventing him from casting spells.
"No! No!" He let out terrified screams.
But soon, the frost covered every inch of his body.
By the time he hit the ground, his body had turned into an ice sculpture.
Nanako adjusted the large hood on her head, revealing sapphire-like eyes, and said:
"Don't waste your magic power, this is a City-Breaking Level sealing spell, not something a mere sorcerer like you can break!"
She snorted and proudly walked toward the sorcerer.
When passing by Lynn, she kicked his leg and said proudly: "Nice teamwork, worthy of being my great disciple!"
Lynn: "..."
Originally, Lynn didn't want to come.
With his personality, he would absolutely not get involved in such matters.
But who knew the loli master had actually discovered this spy, which left Lynn quite amazed.
Nanako walked to the frozen sorcerer while humming.
Then she glanced and commanded authoritatively: "Disciple, guard the alley entrance, don't let anyone in, master needs to conduct a proper interrogation!"
Lynn sighed helplessly.
He shrugged and walked to the alley entrance with his ice cream cone.
As soon as he reached the entrance, Lynn immediately heard various cracking sounds from behind.
"Dare to stalk this young lady! Tired of living!"
"I'll stomp you to death! Stomp you to death!"
Lynn glanced back slightly.
He immediately saw the loli master with her large mage hat, lifting her leg and repeatedly stomping on the frozen sorcerer.
Lynn: "..."
[This violent tendency has gotten quite serious lately...]
[How did such a gentle little loli suddenly become so violent?]
[Could someone have upset the blue-haired loli? That shouldn't be the case! Nobody's been saying bad things about master!]
Finally.
After a fierce stomping session.
Nanako grabbed the sorcerer's collar, opened her blue eyes wide, and berated:
"Speak! What evil scheme are you plotting! If you don't talk, this young lady will break your legs right now!"
The sorcerer remained silent.
Nanako narrowed her eyes and said: "Being stubborn, are we? Didn't expect this young lady to encounter such a tough nut to crack, seems I haven't beaten you enough!"
Soon.
Lynn heard more pounding sounds from behind.
Glancing back, he saw the violent little loli using her thick and sturdy staff to repeatedly whack the other person's head.
Lynn: "Um, master, there's something I'm not sure if I should mention..."
Smack—
Nanako grabbed the sorcerer's collar again and snorted coldly: "I'll give you one more chance, will you talk or not?!"
The sorcerer shed silent tears.
Lynn: "Master, that... I wanted to say..."
"Still not talking!" Nanako was furious, she had never met someone so tight-lipped before.
"Looks like you won't talk without some torture!"
Nanako let out a fierce cry.
She performed a 360-degree shoulder throw.
Then jumped onto him, gritted her teeth, and started another round of wild stomping.
Thump thump thump thump—
Finally.
After about ten minutes of stomping.
Lynn couldn't watch anymore and walked over with an awkward expression:
"Master! Stop hitting him, he can't speak like this!"
Nanako tilted her head and glared: "Why not?!"
Lynn said painfully: "His mouth is still frozen."
Instantly, silence fell over the area.
"..."
"..."
One could faintly see, on the frozen face of the sorcerer, from his fixed eye sockets, frozen tears of grievance slowly seeping out.
Those tears contained grievance and humiliation, seemingly expressing all of life's brevity and the anger of being beaten.
This kind of humiliation was truly not something ordinary people could understand.
I want to speak...
But you have to let me speak...
...
A few minutes later.
Nanako's face was as red as an apple, but she still crossed her arms proudly and walked aside while snorting.
Under the pretext of: Handing over the interrogation rights to her disciple.
Finally, the ice on his mouth slowly melted.
The black-robed man, with tears of humiliation, said: "You... you're going too far!"
Lynn held his ice cream cone and said with dead fish eyes: "Don't casually use idioms created by the great and handsome Great Lord of Violet, I'll ask you one more time, will you talk or not!"
The black-robed man looked at Lynn angrily and said: "Want to get information from my mouth? Keep dreaming! You'll all die!"
Lynn licked his ice cream cone and said: "So you won't talk?"
The black-robed man sneered: "Heh, what can you do to me? I'll die either way, you think I'm afraid?"
Lynn shook his head: "No no no, death isn't scary..."
He smiled and said: "A fate worse than death is what's truly frightening, don't you think?"
A drop of cold sweat slowly fell from the black-robed man's forehead.
For some reason, although the second-rank mage in front of him wore a peaceful smile and didn't seem threatening at all,
Being stared at by him made his spine go cold involuntarily.
He gritted his teeth and said: "I want to see what you're capable of!"
But just as he finished speaking, his eyes immediately widened.
He saw the young man in front of him holding half an ice cream cone in his mouth, freeing one hand, and then like a magician pulling out a...
Rat?!!!
Black-robed man: "(ΩДΩ)!!!"
A rat?!
Why would you carry something like that around with you?!

for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?

uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!

ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"