Crack crack—
The man in black gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, feeling extremely uncomfortable.
Share half with me? Like hell I will!!
Use me and then share?!
I freaking...
"No need! Thank you! I'm not here to take a dump!" he said through gritted teeth in a low voice:
"I have things to do, I'm leaving!"
He pulled his hood and kept his head down, his gaze flickering as he tried to move past Lynn.
It seems they just happened to meet.
If he had truly been discovered by that Winter Spring Valley supervisor, he would likely have faced an immediate lethal strike.
But regardless, he needed to be more careful from now on.
His spiritual power spread out, trying to carefully sense the location of that Winter Spring Valley supervisor.
But in the next moment.
His expression changed drastically.
Because in his perception, the location of that City-Breaking Level mage right now...
Was just one meter directly in front of him!
But there was clearly nothing in front of him.
"Not good!" he shouted.
In an instant, he quickly reached into his black robe and pulled out a wand embedded with a skull, about to cast a spell.
But at that very moment, just one meter in front of him, the air suddenly began to twist and distort.
A twin-tailed loli wearing a large mage's hood gradually materialized from invisibility.
"It's already... too late!"
Nanako smiled mischievously.
The spell she had prepared was instantly channeled into the sturdy staff in her hands.
In that moment of vulnerability.
She pointed the thick end of her staff at the black-robed man's chest.
Whoosh—
A terrifying ripple instantly spread from the staff's tip.
The black-robed man's internal organs were instantly shaken, causing him to violently cough up sickly green blood as his body flew backward into the alley.
Lynn stepped aside with his ice cream cone.
The black-robed man flew straight back.
And during his flight, he was shocked to see that at the spot where the staff had touched his chest,
Countless frost patterns were now rapidly spreading.
Rustle rustle—
The frost seemed to have a life of its own.
In an instant, it covered his entire body, freezing his magic circuits and preventing him from casting spells.
"No! No!" He let out terrified screams.
But soon, the frost covered every inch of his body.
By the time he hit the ground, his body had turned into an ice sculpture.
Nanako adjusted the large hood on her head, revealing sapphire-like eyes, and said:
"Don't waste your magic power, this is a City-Breaking Level sealing spell, not something a mere sorcerer like you can break!"
She snorted and proudly walked toward the sorcerer.
When passing by Lynn, she kicked his leg and said proudly: "Nice teamwork, worthy of being my great disciple!"
Lynn: "..."
Originally, Lynn didn't want to come.
With his personality, he would absolutely not get involved in such matters.
But who knew the loli master had actually discovered this spy, which left Lynn quite amazed.
Nanako walked to the frozen sorcerer while humming.
Then she glanced and commanded authoritatively: "Disciple, guard the alley entrance, don't let anyone in, master needs to conduct a proper interrogation!"
Lynn sighed helplessly.
He shrugged and walked to the alley entrance with his ice cream cone.
As soon as he reached the entrance, Lynn immediately heard various cracking sounds from behind.
"Dare to stalk this young lady! Tired of living!"
"I'll stomp you to death! Stomp you to death!"
Lynn glanced back slightly.
He immediately saw the loli master with her large mage hat, lifting her leg and repeatedly stomping on the frozen sorcerer.
Lynn: "..."
[This violent tendency has gotten quite serious lately...]
[How did such a gentle little loli suddenly become so violent?]
[Could someone have upset the blue-haired loli? That shouldn't be the case! Nobody's been saying bad things about master!]
Finally.
After a fierce stomping session.
Nanako grabbed the sorcerer's collar, opened her blue eyes wide, and berated:
"Speak! What evil scheme are you plotting! If you don't talk, this young lady will break your legs right now!"
The sorcerer remained silent.
Nanako narrowed her eyes and said: "Being stubborn, are we? Didn't expect this young lady to encounter such a tough nut to crack, seems I haven't beaten you enough!"
Soon.
Lynn heard more pounding sounds from behind.
Glancing back, he saw the violent little loli using her thick and sturdy staff to repeatedly whack the other person's head.
Lynn: "Um, master, there's something I'm not sure if I should mention..."
Smack—
Nanako grabbed the sorcerer's collar again and snorted coldly: "I'll give you one more chance, will you talk or not?!"
The sorcerer shed silent tears.
Lynn: "Master, that... I wanted to say..."
"Still not talking!" Nanako was furious, she had never met someone so tight-lipped before.
"Looks like you won't talk without some torture!"
Nanako let out a fierce cry.
She performed a 360-degree shoulder throw.
Then jumped onto him, gritted her teeth, and started another round of wild stomping.
Thump thump thump thump—
Finally.
After about ten minutes of stomping.
Lynn couldn't watch anymore and walked over with an awkward expression:
"Master! Stop hitting him, he can't speak like this!"
Nanako tilted her head and glared: "Why not?!"
Lynn said painfully: "His mouth is still frozen."
Instantly, silence fell over the area.
"..."
"..."
One could faintly see, on the frozen face of the sorcerer, from his fixed eye sockets, frozen tears of grievance slowly seeping out.
Those tears contained grievance and humiliation, seemingly expressing all of life's brevity and the anger of being beaten.
This kind of humiliation was truly not something ordinary people could understand.
I want to speak...
But you have to let me speak...
...
A few minutes later.
Nanako's face was as red as an apple, but she still crossed her arms proudly and walked aside while snorting.
Under the pretext of: Handing over the interrogation rights to her disciple.
Finally, the ice on his mouth slowly melted.
The black-robed man, with tears of humiliation, said: "You... you're going too far!"
Lynn held his ice cream cone and said with dead fish eyes: "Don't casually use idioms created by the great and handsome Great Lord of Violet, I'll ask you one more time, will you talk or not!"
The black-robed man looked at Lynn angrily and said: "Want to get information from my mouth? Keep dreaming! You'll all die!"
Lynn licked his ice cream cone and said: "So you won't talk?"
The black-robed man sneered: "Heh, what can you do to me? I'll die either way, you think I'm afraid?"
Lynn shook his head: "No no no, death isn't scary..."
He smiled and said: "A fate worse than death is what's truly frightening, don't you think?"
A drop of cold sweat slowly fell from the black-robed man's forehead.
For some reason, although the second-rank mage in front of him wore a peaceful smile and didn't seem threatening at all,
Being stared at by him made his spine go cold involuntarily.
He gritted his teeth and said: "I want to see what you're capable of!"
But just as he finished speaking, his eyes immediately widened.
He saw the young man in front of him holding half an ice cream cone in his mouth, freeing one hand, and then like a magician pulling out a...
Rat?!!!
Black-robed man: "(ΩДΩ)!!!"
A rat?!
Why would you carry something like that around with you?!

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."

] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)