A Hundred-Year-Old... Loli?!!!
Nanako's eyebrows twitched as she puffed up her cheeks in anger, her face turning red, with white steam billowing from her head enough to lift her wizard hat.
She closed her eyes, her eyelids twitching frantically.
Her small hands clenched tightly inside her sleeves, trembling with rage.
This detestable fellow, how dare he refer to his respected master with such a title in his mind!!
You're the hundred-year-old loli! Your whole family are hundred-year-old lolis!
This is... this is absolutely unforgivable!
This awful disciple, who usually seems so honest, who knew he had such thoughts hidden away!
And he's concealing many more unknown secrets.
No!
I absolutely cannot let him know that I can hear his thoughts.
I must thoroughly investigate him!
She ground her teeth in frustration as she thought.
"My disciple," Nanako stood on her tiptoes and patted his shoulder, saying seriously:
"Since you can now stay in Winter Spring Valley, go back and rest well. Don't leave your quarters these few days, your master needs to go somewhere!"
Hearing this, Lynn looked at her with longing and concern:
"Master, how long will you be gone?"
"Two or three days!"
His expression became spirited.
"Yes, Master, I understand! After this test, I deeply realize how weak I am now, so I hope Master can return quickly to teach me new magic. I'll wait for you at home!"
Lynn pressed his palms together, his expression serious and full of determination.
"Please!"
Nanako felt touched and was about to speak.
Then she heard Lynn's thoughts.
[Hahaha! Has this loli dog finally figured it out?! I've been waiting three years for these words!]
[Finally, I can properly be a slacker. Me, going out? What a joke! What normal person likes to go wandering around for no reason?]
[Every day being forced by my loli master to learn those kindergarten-level magic spells, I was about to explode! O(∩_∩)O Haha~ What a relief!]
Nanako: "(grinding teeth)"
Well.
I shouldn't have wasted my emotions.
This detestable dog of a disciple!
{grinding teeth}.
"Wait obediently for my return!" she said through gritted teeth: "First, copy the basic magic knowledge five thousand times, I'll check when I return!"
Lynn: "???"
[Homework during vacation?! Isn't this too cruel? Five thousand times? Are we slaughtering pigs? What decent person assigns homework?!!]
[This hundred-year-old loli has no honor!]
[Damn it! When I reveal my true self, I'll definitely pin this evil loli master against the wall and spank her! Five thousand times!! I'll keep my word! (╬￣皿￣)!]
S-spank?
Five thousand times?
Nanako trembled, one hand unconsciously reaching behind her.
After his mental rant, Lynn put on a determined and serious face again:
"Don't worry, Master! I will definitely complete the task you've given me! I promise!"
Nanako responded in a daze: "G-good... luck..."
......
A few minutes later.
Nanako rode her broomstick through the howling wind, holding down her large witch hat as she quickly flew to the magic library.
She rushed inside, her eyes scanning everywhere, searching for books about projections, possession, demons, and related topics.
Finally.
In a dusty corner deep in the library, she found a relevant tome.
'Encyclopedia of Demon Projections and Evil Spirit Possessions'
"My disciple must be possessed by an evil spirit!"
Nanako's expression was serious as she quickly opened the book, her large eyes rapidly scanning the magical text.
"If it's evil spirit possession, there's still a way to solve it, but if it's a demon projection, we're doomed!"
Although being able to hear her disciple's thoughts was very strange.
What concerned her most were the pieces of information she heard in those thoughts.
A second-rank mage with just one five-billionth of magical power!!
Such power probably only belongs to divine beings!
She quickly flipped through the pages, reading aloud several methods to test for evil spirit possession or demon projection.
"Demons and evil spirits are naturally suppressed by holy aura, and in environments rich with holy power, they will inevitably reveal their true form..."
She muttered to herself, then closed the book.
......
Meanwhile.
Lynn leisurely walked back to his quarters with his hands behind his back.
As the disciple of Nanako, the seventh executor of Winter Spring Valley, he naturally had his own independent courtyard.
However, because he had appeared too stupid these past three years, his frustrated loli master had revoked his right to live there.
She forcibly moved him to her own magic tower.
His loli master's reasoning was that this would make it easier to teach and supervise him.
So, they became roommates.
Although Lynn felt somewhat guilty about hiding his true strength from his loli master.
But this couldn't be helped.
"If I don't stay low-key until I reach max level," Lynn stroked his chin and said, "If the divine beings discover me now, wouldn't I just end up dead?"
Lynn wasn't from this world.
He was a transmigrator.
He vaguely remembered that when he transmigrated to this world, it was about 5000 years ago.
At that time, Winter Spring Valley didn't exist in the Violet Continent yet, and magic was still in its primitive period, but he still managed to rise to power in that era, becoming one of the strongest beings on earth.
If you read history, you would definitely find stories about the Seven Kings of Violet Continent in ancient records.
And he was one of them.
But it was precisely because he was too high-profile then that he ended up being farmed by the divine beings, who harvested him like leeks.
If it weren't for his possession of an ultimate artifact that could achieve nirvana and rebirth at that time, he probably would have been completely harvested by the divine beings.
But the price of rebirth was...
Losing all power and becoming an ordinary person.
However, Lynn wasn't worried.
[Ding! You took a breath, your magic power +1]
[Ding! You yawned, your constitution +1]
That's right.
This was the key to his rise in the first generation.
The evil [Ultimate Slacker System]!
In other words, as long as he slacked off and did nothing, he would receive system rewards.
Though not much, but bit by bit, given enough time, you would eventually become a god.
Previously, he fell from grace because he was too hasty.
So this time, he learned his lesson.
He absolutely wouldn't emerge until he reached max level!
Yes! He wouldn't!
"Let's go back and take a nap first!" Lynn yawned.
"The improvements from one nap are equivalent to several months of training for others..."
......
Two days later, the sun cast a fish-belly white glow in the east.
[Ding! You had a sweet dream, you feel very comfortable, magic power +1]
[Ding! You comprehended the forbidden spell 'Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire' in your dream!]
[Ding! You've slept continuously for over 24 hours, rewarded with Strength Points x200]
On the bed, Lynn was sleeping soundly.
A bubble expanded and contracted at his nose.
At this moment.
A fair small hand slowly reached over and popped the bubble on his nose with one finger.
Lynn opened his eyes drowsily.
Then he immediately saw a pair of ice-blue eyes staring intently at his eyes, less than five centimeters away, with a loli's fragrance wafting over.
"Holy crap! Master! You scared me!"
Lynn's eyes snapped open in shock, staring widely.
Then he saw a loli wearing a blue magic robe with two blue ponytails standing prettily by the bed.
Those ice-blue eyes blinked repeatedly, looking both cute and adorable.
"Get up, the sun's about to shine on your bottom!" Nanako tilted her head and said:
"Aren't you happy to see your master return? Today master will take you somewhere, get ready!"
Lynn let out a breath, revealed a smile, and said: "Yes, Master, very happy! Where are we going? To practice?"
[I don't want to see you at all... I'm not happy at all... I don't want to go anywhere...]
[It's only just noon now, I was just about to take an afternoon nap, being disturbed when I was sleeping so comfortably, this is really an annoying thing!]
[Damn it! Evil hundred-year-old loli! You interrupted my slacker life!]
Nanako's temple twitched ever so slightly.
A large cross-shaped vein (╬) popped up on her forehead.
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
