Close your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
Clench your fists.
Resist the urge to violently beat this person.
"The term 'hundred-year-old loli'..." Nanako clenched her tiny fists and gritted her teeth, thinking to herself:
"No matter how many times I hear it, it still makes me angry!"
This infuriating two-faced disciple, she must find an opportunity to teach him a harsh lesson.
...
Half an hour later, deep in Winter Spring Valley.
Inside a magnificent and enormous palace, sacred light radiated from all directions. Walking within, one could even hear the echoing resonance throughout the vast hall.
Nanako walked ahead with her eyes closed, holding books in her arms.
Her long twin tails swayed up and down, floating as light as smoke.
[Isn't this the Sacred Veil? One of Winter Spring Valley's most mysterious places, accessible only to the Seven Stewards.]
[Why did my loli master bring me here?]
[Is this some kind of imprisonment play? That's... not appropriate... in such a sacred place...]
Nanako strongly resisted the urge to beat him, her ahoge angrily whipping through the air, but outwardly maintained her serene and dignified appearance.
Her purpose in bringing Lynn here was quite simple.
The Sacred Veil, one of Winter Spring Valley's most mysterious locations.
Only the Seven Stewards knew that beneath the Sacred Veil's great hall slumbered an ancient being.
It was the embodiment of sanctity, representing all light and purity in the world.
And its resting place had become the location with the most concentrated sacred energy in this world.
She brought Lynn here to see if he was truly as she suspected.
She turned slightly, watching Lynn from the corner of her eye.
"No signs of discomfort?"
"Not possessed by an evil spirit, nor a demon's projection?"
"Or perhaps his rank is too high, and there's no effect yet?"
She pondered while feeling very anxious.
In her heart, she truly didn't want her disciple of three years to be some kind of evil entity.
...
Soon.
They arrived at the central hall of the Sacred Veil.
Here, the sacred energy was almost tangible, with various holy light particles visible in the air, creating a dreamlike atmosphere.
"Master? Why did you bring me here?"
Lynn looked around curiously and asked, "Isn't this place forbidden to ordinary disciples like me?"
[What is this long-haired loli up to?]
[Why has she been acting so strange lately? Looking so worried, is it menstrual problems?]
[Well... I guess irregular periods for a hundred-year-old loli would be pretty normal...]
Nanako: "???"
This damned disciple.
She really wanted to pin him down and beat him up!
Who has menstrual problems? Your whole family has menstrual problems!
This is infuriating!
Nanako forcefully suppressed her inner urges while secretly observing Lynn's facial expressions, and asked:
"Don't you feel anything special?"
Lynn rubbed his chin and smiled, "It feels warm and comfortable."
[Why does this place feel so familiar? It's like having fur stuffed in my mouth! I've definitely been here before!]
[Let me think, it feels like that fellow's aura, I remember meeting it for the last time a thousand years ago...]
[But something's not right, that one should have been harvested by the gods...]
Nanako was instantly shocked.
Met a thousand years ago?
That fellow? Who?
Harvested by the gods?
Nanako immediately felt she might have stumbled upon some terrifying information.
Could her disciple really have lived for over a thousand years?
She forcefully suppressed her heart's trembling and said seriously:
"Disciple, Master brought you here to seek the Sacred Sovereign's blessing for you."
"This way, even if your aptitude isn't high, you can still gain strong affinity with holy magic."
This was one of the privileges of the Seven Stewards, and also an agreement between Winter Spring Valley and that being.
As one of the Seven Stewards, requesting the Sacred Sovereign's blessing could only be done once in a lifetime, and she had considered it for a long time before making this decision.
If there really was some evil entity within her disciple, the Sacred Sovereign could help purify it.
If not.
Having the Sacred Sovereign's blessing would definitely be something others could only dream of.
This was both for Winter Spring Valley and for him.
A win-win situation.
"Sacred blessing?" Lynn asked puzzled, "Master, are you running a fever? Is it really okay to waste such a privilege on me?"
[Holy crap, is loli master serious about this?]
[But I have to say, I'm really touched, loli master really treats me well as her disciple!]
[Though my holy affinity is already maxed out, more is always better.]
[Could it be that loli master has fallen in love with me? Possible, after all, I'm so handsome...]
Nanako: "???"
How annoying! This damned disciple has so many thoughts!
Falling in love with you? Being narcissistic? She really wanted to hit him!
She gritted her teeth.
However, she was puzzled to find that her disciple showed no fear or discomfort. Had she guessed wrong?
She frowned slightly, becoming increasingly curious about her disciple's true identity.
Soon, she let out a disappointed sigh.
Anyway, as long as he wasn't possessed by an evil spirit or a demon's projection, everything would be fine...
"Stay here and wait a moment, Master will go seek the Sovereign's blessing."
Nanako stood proudly, walked to the center of the hall, and began preparing the ritual, drawing sacred magic circles.
Seeing the magic circle, Lynn's expression grew increasingly puzzled and strange.
[This sacrificial ritual... damn, it looks so familiar, could it really be that one?]
Then he watched.
Nanako crossed her hands over her chest, closed her eyes, and assumed a prayer position.
"O Sacred and Pure Sovereign..."
"Supreme Being of all worldly purity..."
"By the covenant of Winter Spring Valley..."
"I, Nanako, beseech your awakening, pray for your sacred blessing..."
In an instant.
The magic circle before Nanako suddenly lit up, and the sacrificial items she offered instantly transformed into points of light and vanished.
In the haziness, the entire hall was engulfed by a storm of sacred energy.
The next moment.
Before them, an enormous ball of light appeared, too bright to look at directly.
The sacred light was incredibly dazzling.
Within the light ball, they could vaguely see the silhouette of a tall, winged beast.
"Tiny human." A voice devoid of emotion echoed throughout the hall.
"I awaken in response to your covenant. Speak, for whom do you seek blessing?"
Kneeling there, Nanako's whole body trembled as she tried to steady herself.
This was the Sacred Sovereign.
The ancient holy spirit slumbering beneath the Sacred Veil.
This was the existence closest to divinity.
She immediately bowed her head, humble and devout: "Great Sacred Sovereign, in the name of the Seven Stewards, I request your blessing for my humble disciple, to remove all illness and evil entities from him, and grant him the most sacred blessing."
Lynn stood there with a strange expression.
However, because Nanako had her eyes closed and was trembling all over, she didn't notice Lynn's expression.
After a brief silence of several seconds.
That indifferent voice spoke.
"Covenant accepted, I accept your prayer."
Then the magnificent figure in the light screen turned around, covering Lynn with its boundless will.
"..."
"..."
A brief silence.
One could vaguely see the figure in the light screen suddenly freeze in place.
The next moment.
"What the actual f*ck!!!"
An incredibly shocked voice instantly came from the light screen, completely lacking its previous indifferent tone.
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
e vast world of cultivation, where he becomes the master of the Heavenly Ruins Sacred Hall, a dying old man with barely a tenth of his former cultivation remaining. He is immediately confronted with a deadly crisis: his subordinates have rebelled, and his protectors are forcing him to abdicate. At the critical moment, the system descends from the heavens: [Ding! The host has been detected facing a life-or-death crisis. The system is now officially activated!] [As a gift, you have received the Supreme Beginner’s Pack and awakened the ultimate cheat: ten thousand years of pure cultivation essence every second!] Yin Tianjue: “Wait… ten thousand years of cultivation every second? That’s six hundred thousand years a minute, and in one day… I can’t even calculate it. Either way, I’m already invincible!” You’re a peerless prodigy rarely seen in ten thousand years? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. You’re an undying ancestor who has guarded a sacred land for countless ages? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. You’re the strongest chosen one, blessed with heaven-defying destiny? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. From this day forth, I have only one thing to say: “I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. Now, how exactly are you supposed to deal with that?”
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
