During the afternoon electronic class, the professor released soporific sound waves on the screen. Wang Dali leaned listlessly on the desk and said, "Yang Zi, what's good about this lousy class? Look how few people attend? We're seniors already, still afraid of being called on?"
I glared at him. "What's with all the complaints? Can't you sleep like everyone else?"
"Humph, then I'll go to sleep. Wake me when class is over." After speaking, Wang Dali placed a book over his face and began to drift off.
I used my textbook as a cover while holding my phone, constantly flipping through private messages on Weibo.
Someone sent a private message saying they really admired me and asked if my family were police; someone was asking which dorm I lived in, wondering if we'd had class together before; someone suspected I was just hyping myself up and posed a bunch of professional questions to me; there was even a girl who sent me a cute photo of herself directly, asking if I wanted to be her boyfriend. I was actually a little tempted for a moment, but I heard from others that you can't take photos of girls at face value, especially the kind puckering their lips cutely - in real life they may just be dinosaurs!
No wonder they say people fear fame as pigs fear fatness. Going through over 300 private messages was truly exhausting, but I did make some discoveries. There was an account with a girl's avatar called "Little Bear Bear" that kept asking if I could reveal any updates on the case, or if I'd found the real murderer.
This person caught my attention, but I couldn't confirm if he was Deng Chao, so I tentatively told him that there had been major developments in the case.
Thirty seconds later, Little Bear Bear said, "Great detective, can you reveal to me what major developments there are?"
"I can't, that's confidential. You can read about it in the paper after we've caught the murderer," I replied privately.
"Then who is the murderer?"
"Hmm, I can't reveal that either."
"What's the harm in giving me a little hint? I'll tell you a secret too - I'm actually a girl in Deng Chao's class. I had a secret crush on him, and I was so surprised when he suddenly died."
I was suddenly excited - this person was definitely suspicious!
I typed out a response, but on second thought deleted it. If the other party was Deng Chao, I had to be careful and deliberate with every word and punctuation, and not let him suspect I was setting a trap.
Although we were separated by Weibo, the feeling was as tense as the scene in Infernal Affairs where Tony Leung and Andy Lau were trying to probe each other's identities over the phone. My palms were even sweating.
After thinking it over, I typed out and sent this response: "Alright, I'll give you a little hint. This morning I found a suicide note at the scene."
I waited about five minutes. During this time, I even wondered if the other party had sensed something. I desperately wanted to send another message but kept telling myself to stay calm!
I could imagine the other person doubting, thinking, and analyzing every word I sent.
Finally, he replied with a confused emoji, asking "A suicide note? Written by who?"
I almost cried out in excitement - I was 200% certain this was Deng Chao!
Because our earlier conversation had been about Deng Chao's death the whole time. A normal person would naturally assume it was Deng Chao's suicide note. But he had asked "Written by who?"
This inadvertently revealed that he knew the note wasn't Deng Chao's, because Deng Chao was still alive - he was Deng Chao!
I admit Deng Chao was a criminal mastermind, but every person has blind spots in their thinking, and that's how many criminals slip up.
For example, in the Case Breaker Chronicles there was a story of someone who killed his business partner in a rage, then returned to the victim's wife pretending to be clueless, calling out "Sister-in-law, is big brother home?" Later the interrogator Song Ci asked how he knew the victim wasn't home since he was already dead.
The criminal immediately confessed, a classic example of exploiting thought blind spots.
I was so excited my hands were shaking. I calmly replied, "Is that so? It's found in Zhang Kai's dorm, simply shocking. You'd never guess who the murderer is!"
"Oh? Could I see it?"
"I shouldn't, since I haven't handed it to the police yet!"
"Hmph, you're bluffing!"
Finally took the bait! I smiled coldly. I sent him a photo Little Bro had photoshopped to look like a letter that could easily pass for real.
Of course the photo only showed part of the letter, so the key info couldn't be seen, only that it was a suicide note from Zhang Kai.
After I sent the photo, the other side suddenly went silent, but I wasn't worried at all. I could even imagine Deng Chao's panic right now!
I casually sent: "What do you think, I didn't lie right? Oh, and don't spread this photo around, I'm handing it to the police first thing tomorrow morning."
The other replied: "Then could we meet tonight? I'm really concerned about this case, I want to know who the murderer is as soon as possible."
Just as I expected, he was ready to kill me. Time to set the trap. I said, "I can't tonight, I still have to keep investigating at the scene. *sigh* it's so tiring."
He sent back a cute emoji, encouraging, "Keep it up, hope you crack the case soon!"
"Thanks!" I replied.
I shook Wang Dali awake. Wang Dali complained, "I was just dreaming of a date with my goddess, why'd you have to wake me up?"
"Take a look at this." I handed him my phone.
Wang Dali rubbed his eyes and exclaimed, "Song Yang, nice going!"
"See, I was right!" I smiled smugly.
"Don't get cocky just because you started catching female fans. Trying to hook up with fans, tsk tsk..." Wang Dali said.
I almost spat out a mouthful of blood. He actually didn't see how important this conversation was. No wonder, from an outsider's perspective it just looked like I was bragging to a female fan about finding an important lead.
"This person is Deng Chao!" I reminded him.
"What? You're certain?" Wang Dali asked.
"100%!" I said confidently.
Wang Dali looked it over again and said, "So since you told him you're investigating the scene tonight, isn't he going to show up and kill you to keep you quiet?"
"That's exactly what I want, to lure him out!" I said.
"You're using yourself as bait, dang, you're playing with fire!" Wang Dali looked at me like I was crazy.
"Don't worry, I'll set up defenses all around. When the time comes, you come too," I said.
Wang Dali scratched his head and mumbled, "Uh...I was planning to review tonight..."
I glared at him fiercely. Of the 365 days in a year, besides the night before an exam, when had this guy ever studied? Such a lame excuse.
Under my withering stare, Wang Dali finally looked guilty and said, "It won't be dangerous right?"
"Deng Chao isn't some three-armed six-armed demon, there's no danger," I said.
Wang Dali said worriedly, "But, why did you say you're at the scene? That place is haunted!"
I reassured him, "We'll be fine, we're both guys. Plus look at our names, one is 'Yang' and one is 'Great Strength', very strong yang energy. What do we have to fear from female ghosts? It'll definitely be alright."
Wang Dali said despairingly, "Yang Zi, can I opt out..."
"No!" I stated firmly.
The end of class bell rang, and students who'd had their naps started heading out. I said to Wang Dali, "Let's go, while there's still time. We need to buy some stuff."
Just then Huang Xiaotao called me. I picked up and she urgently yelled, "Song Yang, you got it all wrong! The victim is Deng Chao!"

esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!