A few girls looked at each other, all a bit hesitant!
"This is premium food, containing five times as much protein and amino acids as beef!"
Lu Zhe picked it up directly with his chopsticks and threw it in his mouth to chew: "Hmm, it tastes like roasted pupa, but much more delicious than pupa!"
"Really?"
"Who doesn't eat, be quick to speak out, they are all mine!"
"I'll have a piece!"
Shen Bing quickly clamped a piece with bamboo chopsticks, put it in her mouth and chewed, then savored it again:
"Hmm... it's pretty good!"
Ning Shu also clamped a piece with chopsticks and chewed: "Hmm hmm, it’s almost the same as roasted bamboo worms."
The gluttony of the few girls was also aroused.
"We are fairies who have even eaten pythons. How could we be afraid of those fat worms taken out of shorts!"
"Come on, sisters, it's time to eat!"
"Let's eat worms together!"
The three girls picked up the last piece and put it in their mouths.
"It's very soft and glutinous!"
"Wow, there seem to be a lot of crispy things inside, like sesame seeds, very fragrant!"
"Huh? Why is the texture different?"
Lu Zhe explained: "That's because the parts you ate are different. The front half is soft and glutinous because it is full of internal organs and fat. The back half has crispy sesame-like things because eggs have hatched there!"
"I see, so you can eat different flavors from a single worm."
But the end result was the same, no matter which part tasted much better than wild boar.
Then, the few girls ranked the food available on this island!
Among the current meats, the most delicious were snakes, shellfish and groupers, followed by snails, bamboo worms and ant queens. Closely followed were bamboo rats, then pomfrets, silver carps, rat meat.
Although the wild boar was a bit fishy and stale, after adding chili and salt, the flavor was still quite unique, and the jerky was quite chewy.
The bear meat was simply a disaster!
No matter what was added, the dying rancid smell could not be covered up. So out of the 20 jin of smoked wild bear jerky leftover until now there were still 19 jin left!
If you ask where that one jin went?
The answer is that every time the few girls play games with bear bones and punching bags, the one who loses in the end has to eat a small piece of bear meat as punishment.
After dinner, as the night grew darker, the companions chatted and laughed back to the cave to sleep, safely passing another night.
July 11th, the thirty-second day stranded on the deserted island.
Today, Lu Zhe plans to get up early.
He plans to go to the stone peak to see the drainage level of the mountain, and whether there are conditions for rock climbing.
However, as soon as he left the cave, he discovered a problem.
The camp had been visited by something.
The leftover pork bones and banana fruits from yesterday were all gone, the soup in the helmet was also missing, and the helmet was thrown aside.
Ning Shu was shocked: "Did someone come?"
Lu Zhe shook his head: "There shouldn't be anyone else but us in a place like this."
Jiang Yao wondered: "Could someone have sleepwalked?"
Tang Xiaoguo quickly jumped down from the cave, and found four bones by the fire.
"Ha, are the bones and punching bags still here?"
Everyone jumped down and carefully checked.
Soon, Shen Bing found a clue.
There was a series of small scratch marks on several banana leaves.
"What's this thing?"
"Could it be a mountain spirit?"
Lu Zhe looked at the footprints: “The probability of monkeys is greater. It seems that our camp was probably visited by monkeys last night.”
"Ah?"
"Could it be the monkey we threw away?"
"That was a long-nosed monkey. These footprints are smaller."
Tang Xiaoguo wondered: “Could it be a young long-nosed monkey?"
"It’s really hard to say." Lu Zhe picked up the helmet: "Let's check it out again carefully, is there anything else missing?"
Everyone checked again, nothing else seemed to be lost.
“It looks like it was just exploring last night. Maybe it will come back today.”
“How annoying!”
“Yeah, even if it didn’t take anything, just wandering around our camp for no reason is annoying enough.”
“I’ve been to Emei Mountain before, the most annoying creature is monkeys.”
“Golden snub-nosed monkeys are quite cute.”
“How can we prevent them from visiting?”
Lu Zhe thought for a moment: “Exploration and theft are in the nature of monkeys, and also the skills on which they rely for survival. If we want to prevent them from invading, we have to start from their nature.”
“Nature...” Ning Shu suddenly realized: “Should we catch a chicken and kill it?”
“Ha, kill the chicken for the monkeys to see?”
“Some monkeys would be scared, some monkeys would learn to kill chickens.”
Lu Zhe picked up a bear elbow bone, and his mind suddenly lit up:
"I've got it!"
"What method?"
Lu Zhe took out that piece of bear meat: “Anyway, no one likes to eat it, so we might as well use it properly!"
Lu Zhe chopped up two jin of bear meat and mixed it with ash: “Everyone, stand back!”
“What are you going to do?”
Lu Zhe poured urine on it, then mixed it into mud balls.
"Lu Zhe, how old are you? Still playing with pee and mud?"
"Don't understand, do you? Male urine plus the unique rancid smell of bear meat will bring monkeys an extremely pleasant experience. Let's try it today. I want to pinch them into balls, wrap them up, and hang them around the campsite. "
“Will this method work?”
“Actually I don't know either, but we can deliberately leave some places without placing them to see where the monkeys will come in from. Come and help!”
The few girls all blinked!
Ning Shu was speechless: “Are you saying you want us to pee and play mud with you?”
Lu Zhe said while kneading the mud: “No no no, female urine smell can barely scare some rodents at best, it’s useless to scare primates, it might even stimulate males. What I mean is for you to come over and help me pack!”
“More weird knowledge gained.”
“You must be reading the adult version of ‘100,000 Whys’!!”
“What should we do, class monitor?”
“I’ve never done this before.”
“Forget it, think about it. Would Lu Zhe look down on us? To survive, we didn’t hesitate to drink Xiaoguo’s pulse!”
“Just the thought of that makes me feel uncomfortable all over.”
“What reason do we have to be pretentious!”
“Besides, he is our duty-sharing boyfriend. That call of concubine was not called in vain!”
“At worst we’ll just wash our hands well later. Come on sisters!”
The four girls gave each other affirmative expressions, surrounded them, and their snow-white slender fingers began to knead the tomato-red mud mixed with Lu Zhe's body temperature.
Then, using the method of wrapping zongzi, they wrapped the bloody mud into small packages with palm leaves.
About twenty or so!
Lu Zhe hung these small packages around the campsite, leaving one direction open, then spread banana leaves around the campsite perimeter.
Next, continue with the plan for the day!
Lu Zhe and Ning Shu came to the stone peak of the cliff again to see if they could climb it!
As a result, water kept flowing down from the crevices, the water flow was not large, but it made the stone peaks extremely slippery. Climbing now would be too dangerous.
It would probably take three to five days to completely dry out. During this time, they still had to honestly live in the bear cave.
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!
