"That's right, my foot is injured, the snake bite at my ankle stings badly, there's no toilet here, I simply can't squat down, it's already difficult enough to pee!"
"Guo Er, how are you?"
"I'm fine, just a bit uncomfortable, I'll be better after resting for a while!"
And just then, the system in Lu Zhe's mind suddenly sent a notification: "Ding! Important resources detected, strawberry seeds!"
Lu Zhe was overjoyed!
Strawberries were a fruit he loved to eat very much!
He understood that if there were strawberries on this island, their quality of life would improve by several levels immediately!
Following the direction provided by the system, he walked over, about forty meters away, and discovered a broadleaf plant on the ground!
The seeds were right under that broadleaf!
He walked over doubtfully and lifted the broadleaf!
Stunned, collapsing!
At a complete loss!
At that moment, he almost died on the spot!
"What the hell did I do wrong in my past life to have to go through this..."
He saw a small pit under the leaf, with some yellow stuff in the pit, a few black dots on it, and a few white paper tissues!
Needless to say, he knew this was Guo Er's masterpiece!
Lu Zhe couldn't help but retch a little, then he understood!
Guo Er must have eaten some strawberries not long ago, and swallowed some of the seeds from the surface of the strawberries into her stomach and brought them onto the island!
Since strawberry seeds have enzymes that resist digestion, and the increased metabolism in the abdomen accelerated excretion, they were not digested by gastric juices and were expelled from the body with the feces during defecation!
So now the question was, what should Lu Zhe do?
Give up directly, or bravely find those seeds and look for some good planting ground for them?
What Lu Zhe thought of first was to give up, then pin his hopes on the rescue team arriving very soon!
But after some rational thinking, he shook his head!
What if the rescue team doesn't arrive on time and they have to live here for a long time?
Days with strawberries and days without strawberries would be completely different worlds!
Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth!
Luckily, there wasn't too strong of a smell, he could endure it by pinching his nose!
Then, he plucked up his courage, and used a tree branch to poke into that non-Newtonian fluid...
It was so f\*cking awesome...
Soon, he fished out something the size of a sesame seed!
Judging roughly, it should be a strawberry seed!
He used the clean part of the paper tissues nearby to wipe away the remaining feces!
"Ding, obtained viable strawberry seed! Potential points +1!"
At that moment, he felt as if he had fought through thousands of soldiers and horses and narrowly escaped death to obtain that ring symbolizing royal power!
It was so f\*cking difficult!
And that wasn't the only one!
After continuing to look, in a short while, Lu Zhe found over twenty strawberry seeds!
Looking at the strawberry seeds still stained with feces in his palm!
Thinking about how in the near future, he would be able to eat sweet, delicious strawberries on this island, an involuntary trace of a victorious smile appeared on Lu Zhe's face!
And it was precisely that tiny bit of a smile that completely shattered his image!
"Lu Zhe..."
"Is this stuff that fun to play with..."
Lifting his head, it was Ning Shu and Lin Qianqian with faces full of shock!
No one knew how long they had been there, right now, they were supporting each other as they stood a few meters away, dumbstruck and staring at him!
Lu Zhe was exasperated!
Thus, the most tragic social death scene in history was born!
Lu Zhe sighed, "I guess you won't listen to my explanation?"
Ning Shu shook her head in disappointment: "Lu Zhe, oh Lu Zhe! What other explanation is needed? I've thought of ten thousand reasons but still can't think of why a mentally normal boy would play with a girl's...feces! It looks like Guo Er was right! You do have perverted tendencies!"
Lin Qianqian was also embarrassed: "Lu Zhe, at least make up some kind of reason, even if it's fabricated! Otherwise when people recall this image, we'll all have psychological trauma."
Lu Zhe gave a wry smile!
Look at this awful system mission, it forcibly brought out the perverted tendencies in an outstanding youth who excelled morally, intellectually and physically!
Now, only the truth could set him free, whether they understood or not he could only resign himself to fate!
Thus, he adopted a relatively solemn tone: "Actually I only did this for everyone's sake!"
Ning Shu immediately retorted: "Did we ask you to play with a girl's poop? You usually seem pretty sunny, how can your mind be so weird?"
Lu Zhe shook his head: "Indeed you didn't ask me to do this! But Guo Er's excrement contains extremely important survival resources!"
"What resources?"
Lu Zhe stretched out his hand and held up the seeds: "Look at these!"
The two girls shrieked and leapt back two steps at the same time, looking at Lu Zhe as if he was a dangerous terrorist holding explosives!!
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
e vast world of cultivation, where he becomes the master of the Heavenly Ruins Sacred Hall, a dying old man with barely a tenth of his former cultivation remaining. He is immediately confronted with a deadly crisis: his subordinates have rebelled, and his protectors are forcing him to abdicate. At the critical moment, the system descends from the heavens: [Ding! The host has been detected facing a life-or-death crisis. The system is now officially activated!] [As a gift, you have received the Supreme Beginner’s Pack and awakened the ultimate cheat: ten thousand years of pure cultivation essence every second!] Yin Tianjue: “Wait… ten thousand years of cultivation every second? That’s six hundred thousand years a minute, and in one day… I can’t even calculate it. Either way, I’m already invincible!” You’re a peerless prodigy rarely seen in ten thousand years? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. You’re an undying ancestor who has guarded a sacred land for countless ages? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. You’re the strongest chosen one, blessed with heaven-defying destiny? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. From this day forth, I have only one thing to say: “I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. Now, how exactly are you supposed to deal with that?”
