"That's right, my foot is injured, the snake bite at my ankle stings badly, there's no toilet here, I simply can't squat down, it's already difficult enough to pee!"
"Guo Er, how are you?"
"I'm fine, just a bit uncomfortable, I'll be better after resting for a while!"
And just then, the system in Lu Zhe's mind suddenly sent a notification: "Ding! Important resources detected, strawberry seeds!"
Lu Zhe was overjoyed!
Strawberries were a fruit he loved to eat very much!
He understood that if there were strawberries on this island, their quality of life would improve by several levels immediately!
Following the direction provided by the system, he walked over, about forty meters away, and discovered a broadleaf plant on the ground!
The seeds were right under that broadleaf!
He walked over doubtfully and lifted the broadleaf!
Stunned, collapsing!
At a complete loss!
At that moment, he almost died on the spot!
"What the hell did I do wrong in my past life to have to go through this..."
He saw a small pit under the leaf, with some yellow stuff in the pit, a few black dots on it, and a few white paper tissues!
Needless to say, he knew this was Guo Er's masterpiece!
Lu Zhe couldn't help but retch a little, then he understood!
Guo Er must have eaten some strawberries not long ago, and swallowed some of the seeds from the surface of the strawberries into her stomach and brought them onto the island!
Since strawberry seeds have enzymes that resist digestion, and the increased metabolism in the abdomen accelerated excretion, they were not digested by gastric juices and were expelled from the body with the feces during defecation!
So now the question was, what should Lu Zhe do?
Give up directly, or bravely find those seeds and look for some good planting ground for them?
What Lu Zhe thought of first was to give up, then pin his hopes on the rescue team arriving very soon!
But after some rational thinking, he shook his head!
What if the rescue team doesn't arrive on time and they have to live here for a long time?
Days with strawberries and days without strawberries would be completely different worlds!
Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth!
Luckily, there wasn't too strong of a smell, he could endure it by pinching his nose!
Then, he plucked up his courage, and used a tree branch to poke into that non-Newtonian fluid...
It was so f\*cking awesome...
Soon, he fished out something the size of a sesame seed!
Judging roughly, it should be a strawberry seed!
He used the clean part of the paper tissues nearby to wipe away the remaining feces!
"Ding, obtained viable strawberry seed! Potential points +1!"
At that moment, he felt as if he had fought through thousands of soldiers and horses and narrowly escaped death to obtain that ring symbolizing royal power!
It was so f\*cking difficult!
And that wasn't the only one!
After continuing to look, in a short while, Lu Zhe found over twenty strawberry seeds!
Looking at the strawberry seeds still stained with feces in his palm!
Thinking about how in the near future, he would be able to eat sweet, delicious strawberries on this island, an involuntary trace of a victorious smile appeared on Lu Zhe's face!
And it was precisely that tiny bit of a smile that completely shattered his image!
"Lu Zhe..."
"Is this stuff that fun to play with..."
Lifting his head, it was Ning Shu and Lin Qianqian with faces full of shock!
No one knew how long they had been there, right now, they were supporting each other as they stood a few meters away, dumbstruck and staring at him!
Lu Zhe was exasperated!
Thus, the most tragic social death scene in history was born!
Lu Zhe sighed, "I guess you won't listen to my explanation?"
Ning Shu shook her head in disappointment: "Lu Zhe, oh Lu Zhe! What other explanation is needed? I've thought of ten thousand reasons but still can't think of why a mentally normal boy would play with a girl's...feces! It looks like Guo Er was right! You do have perverted tendencies!"
Lin Qianqian was also embarrassed: "Lu Zhe, at least make up some kind of reason, even if it's fabricated! Otherwise when people recall this image, we'll all have psychological trauma."
Lu Zhe gave a wry smile!
Look at this awful system mission, it forcibly brought out the perverted tendencies in an outstanding youth who excelled morally, intellectually and physically!
Now, only the truth could set him free, whether they understood or not he could only resign himself to fate!
Thus, he adopted a relatively solemn tone: "Actually I only did this for everyone's sake!"
Ning Shu immediately retorted: "Did we ask you to play with a girl's poop? You usually seem pretty sunny, how can your mind be so weird?"
Lu Zhe shook his head: "Indeed you didn't ask me to do this! But Guo Er's excrement contains extremely important survival resources!"
"What resources?"
Lu Zhe stretched out his hand and held up the seeds: "Look at these!"
The two girls shrieked and leapt back two steps at the same time, looking at Lu Zhe as if he was a dangerous terrorist holding explosives!!
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
