"That's right, my foot is injured, the snake bite at my ankle stings badly, there's no toilet here, I simply can't squat down, it's already difficult enough to pee!"
"Guo Er, how are you?"
"I'm fine, just a bit uncomfortable, I'll be better after resting for a while!"
And just then, the system in Lu Zhe's mind suddenly sent a notification: "Ding! Important resources detected, strawberry seeds!"
Lu Zhe was overjoyed!
Strawberries were a fruit he loved to eat very much!
He understood that if there were strawberries on this island, their quality of life would improve by several levels immediately!
Following the direction provided by the system, he walked over, about forty meters away, and discovered a broadleaf plant on the ground!
The seeds were right under that broadleaf!
He walked over doubtfully and lifted the broadleaf!
Stunned, collapsing!
At a complete loss!
At that moment, he almost died on the spot!
"What the hell did I do wrong in my past life to have to go through this..."
He saw a small pit under the leaf, with some yellow stuff in the pit, a few black dots on it, and a few white paper tissues!
Needless to say, he knew this was Guo Er's masterpiece!
Lu Zhe couldn't help but retch a little, then he understood!
Guo Er must have eaten some strawberries not long ago, and swallowed some of the seeds from the surface of the strawberries into her stomach and brought them onto the island!
Since strawberry seeds have enzymes that resist digestion, and the increased metabolism in the abdomen accelerated excretion, they were not digested by gastric juices and were expelled from the body with the feces during defecation!
So now the question was, what should Lu Zhe do?
Give up directly, or bravely find those seeds and look for some good planting ground for them?
What Lu Zhe thought of first was to give up, then pin his hopes on the rescue team arriving very soon!
But after some rational thinking, he shook his head!
What if the rescue team doesn't arrive on time and they have to live here for a long time?
Days with strawberries and days without strawberries would be completely different worlds!
Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth!
Luckily, there wasn't too strong of a smell, he could endure it by pinching his nose!
Then, he plucked up his courage, and used a tree branch to poke into that non-Newtonian fluid...
It was so f\*cking awesome...
Soon, he fished out something the size of a sesame seed!
Judging roughly, it should be a strawberry seed!
He used the clean part of the paper tissues nearby to wipe away the remaining feces!
"Ding, obtained viable strawberry seed! Potential points +1!"
At that moment, he felt as if he had fought through thousands of soldiers and horses and narrowly escaped death to obtain that ring symbolizing royal power!
It was so f\*cking difficult!
And that wasn't the only one!
After continuing to look, in a short while, Lu Zhe found over twenty strawberry seeds!
Looking at the strawberry seeds still stained with feces in his palm!
Thinking about how in the near future, he would be able to eat sweet, delicious strawberries on this island, an involuntary trace of a victorious smile appeared on Lu Zhe's face!
And it was precisely that tiny bit of a smile that completely shattered his image!
"Lu Zhe..."
"Is this stuff that fun to play with..."
Lifting his head, it was Ning Shu and Lin Qianqian with faces full of shock!
No one knew how long they had been there, right now, they were supporting each other as they stood a few meters away, dumbstruck and staring at him!
Lu Zhe was exasperated!
Thus, the most tragic social death scene in history was born!
Lu Zhe sighed, "I guess you won't listen to my explanation?"
Ning Shu shook her head in disappointment: "Lu Zhe, oh Lu Zhe! What other explanation is needed? I've thought of ten thousand reasons but still can't think of why a mentally normal boy would play with a girl's...feces! It looks like Guo Er was right! You do have perverted tendencies!"
Lin Qianqian was also embarrassed: "Lu Zhe, at least make up some kind of reason, even if it's fabricated! Otherwise when people recall this image, we'll all have psychological trauma."
Lu Zhe gave a wry smile!
Look at this awful system mission, it forcibly brought out the perverted tendencies in an outstanding youth who excelled morally, intellectually and physically!
Now, only the truth could set him free, whether they understood or not he could only resign himself to fate!
Thus, he adopted a relatively solemn tone: "Actually I only did this for everyone's sake!"
Ning Shu immediately retorted: "Did we ask you to play with a girl's poop? You usually seem pretty sunny, how can your mind be so weird?"
Lu Zhe shook his head: "Indeed you didn't ask me to do this! But Guo Er's excrement contains extremely important survival resources!"
"What resources?"
Lu Zhe stretched out his hand and held up the seeds: "Look at these!"
The two girls shrieked and leapt back two steps at the same time, looking at Lu Zhe as if he was a dangerous terrorist holding explosives!!
to panic—he has a system. As long as an investment target dies, he can claim a reward. And since he is immortal, the one thing he has plenty of is time. ... Countless years later. “Immortal Emperor of Longevity? I invested in him.” “Supreme Celestial Venerable? I invested in him.” “Undying Empress? I invested in her.” “...” “Heh. Once they’ve all died, even the Heavenly Dao will have to kneel and call me Dad.”
and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!
his freshman year, Su Bai accidentally bound the "Indulgence Tycoon System." 【Sleeping in? Reward: +$1,000】 【Spent $288 at a street barbecue stall? Cashback: +$2,880】 【Dropped $14,396 on in-game skins? Special reward unlocked: A brand-new Porsche Panamera!】 Luxury cars, penthouses, corporate shares, financial empires… College life was all about living freely and doing whatever he pleased! … When the adorably naive academic genius faced family medical bills and financial struggles, Su Bai waved his hand dismissively: "Your future is on me." "Wuwu~ Big Brother is so good to me! I’ll become a scientist to repay you!" When the genius girl got bullied by a shady professor? Su Bai casually dropped a billion-dollar investment, forcing the university to grovel and beg for her return. A company’s funding chain collapsing? Su Bai smirked—cash was the one thing he’d never run out of. Years later, when people traced the rise of the AI prodigy beauty, who was the man behind her success? Not just that—Su Bai also became the tsundere campus belle’s unattainable dream, the contrast senior’s daily necessity, and the beautiful counselor’s emotional anchor…
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
