After slaughtering the sheep, Lu Zhe washed the sheep's liver, intestines, stomach, lungs and cut them into small pieces to boil. He added salt and chili peppers to the pot to cook a hot, steaming lamb offal soup.
Eaten together with steamed plantains, the taste was simply incredible.
Although many city girls would not be willing to try this kind of thing, once you get used to its unique flavor, you would not want to give it up.
Even Jiang Yao finished two whole bamboo containers of the lamb offal soup.
Next, what was barbecued were the most important parts of the sheep:
The sheep's waist, flank and sheep penis!
This was simply unbearable.
The five girls' opinions were unusually unanimous: "We will definitely not touch that!"
Lu Zhe sighed, "It looks like I'll have to eat them myself. It's a pity there's no cumin or beer, but it's still not bad."
Then he started skewering the meat. Although the initial taste was quite strong, when he chewed slowly, it was actually quite aromatic. After chewing for a while, he simply could not stop!
But this stuff could not be eaten too much. He kept the remaining pieces for later to use as fish bait.
After a memorable dinner, Lu Zhe pickled the sheep chops and buried them in the sandy ground. Everyone washed up, chatted, then went to bed.
In the middle of the night, Lu Zhe woke up again.
Damn, the stuff was still too strong!
In the moonlight, he sat up.
Looking at the girls sleeping and snoring beside him, his palms were sweating uncontrollably.
At this moment, Ning Shu also crawled up.
"What's wrong, can't sleep?"
"Can't sleep. You?"
Ning Shu yawned lazily, "Going to the toilet. Do you want to... go with me? Then I won't have to wake the others."
"I was thinking of going too. I don't mind, as long as you don't..."
Lu Zhe got out of bed, a fire stick in his mouth.
The two went to the toilet together.
On their way back, Lu Zhe keenly sensed traces of an intruder.
He could smell crab-eating macaques.
"Shhh..."
Ning Shu immediately became alert. "What's wrong?"
"There may be intruders!"
Lu Zhe was worried that a large group of monkeys had come to take revenge and would harm Shen Bing, Jiang Yao and the others. But looking over, he felt relieved.
There were only two monkeys. At that moment, they were engaging in unusual activities on the branches of the banyan tree!
The bright crescent moon shone its soft light on them, adding an unusual romantic element for the Qixi Festival.
They were extremely focused, not moving too wildly, and did not disturb the four sleeping girls.
Ning Shu frowned in complaint, "Were they peeping on us?"
"No!" At this time, Lu Zhe realized his slingshot was hanging around the neck of one of the monkeys.
"It came specifically to steal my slingshot! Then it accidentally ate the sheep penis and testicles, couldn't stand the stimulation, and started doing confused things here."
"What should we do?"
"Wait here for a moment, I'll take care of them."
In any case, Lu Zhe could not tolerate night time visitors coming to his campsite!
And they were shamelessly doing indecent things in the banyan tree - this was simply intolerable!
He grabbed a handful of chili powder in his left hand and a clay brick in his right hand, then quietly snuck over!
His steps were extremely light, like a wildcat or clouded leopard, making almost no sound.
The two monkeys were so focused on their cloud and rain business that they did not realize danger was approaching step by step, until Lu Zhe was only two meters away and they still did not notice him.
Judging the distance, it was just right.
Lu Zhe suddenly rushed forward and slapped the brick on the monkey in front.
With a "squeak", the monkey was slapped down. The other monkey behind was caught off guard, its eyes wide open watching its companion get slapped down by the brick, but its lower body still subconsciously throbbed.
The pink little pencil protruded outwards, shining brightly under the moonlight.
Lu Zhe flung his hand and the chili powder covered the little pencil.
A dolphin-like scream once again echoed throughout the entire island.
The four girls were also shocked awake, all sitting up frightened.
"It's okay, it's just two invading monkeys."
"What monkeys? Spectacled monkeys?"
"No, this time it's crab-eating macaques."
"Huh? Man-eating monkeys?"
"What ears! Yao Yao, Uncle Zhe will give you sheep ears tomorrow to nourish your hearing."
As Lu Zhe spoke, he tied up both crab-eating macaques.
Adhering to the principle of minimizing harm to life as much as possible, Lu Zhe did not hit the female monkey hard with the brick, only knocking her unconscious.
Lu Zhe tied the two monkeys to a tree.
Now one monkey was dizzy and disoriented, while the other bared its teeth angrily.
"Tell me, why did you two come?"
The monkeys did not speak, only screeching in different tones.
"Not talking, huh! You've got guts!"
Lu Zhe nodded, took back the slingshot hanging around the monkey's neck, and smacked its balls with another "slap".
"I know, you came to steal my slingshot!"
Shen Bing smiled wryly, "They don't seem to be able to speak."
Jiang Yao supplemented, "Even if they could, they'd be speaking Indonesian or Malay. We wouldn't understand!"
"Good point!" Lu Zhe nodded.
Shen Bing asked again, "Did you offend the monkeys when you went out today?"
Lu Zhe nodded, "Although we had some minor conflicts, I remember we talked it out. Who knew they'd hold such a grudge!"
"I remember macaques tend to hold grudges!" Shen Bing said with some concern, "These two probably came to scout out the place. It looks like they really fear the slingshot. If they had managed to steal it, they might have come back to attack our camp."
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
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