After slaughtering the sheep, Lu Zhe washed the sheep's liver, intestines, stomach, lungs and cut them into small pieces to boil. He added salt and chili peppers to the pot to cook a hot, steaming lamb offal soup.
Eaten together with steamed plantains, the taste was simply incredible.
Although many city girls would not be willing to try this kind of thing, once you get used to its unique flavor, you would not want to give it up.
Even Jiang Yao finished two whole bamboo containers of the lamb offal soup.
Next, what was barbecued were the most important parts of the sheep:
The sheep's waist, flank and sheep penis!
This was simply unbearable.
The five girls' opinions were unusually unanimous: "We will definitely not touch that!"
Lu Zhe sighed, "It looks like I'll have to eat them myself. It's a pity there's no cumin or beer, but it's still not bad."
Then he started skewering the meat. Although the initial taste was quite strong, when he chewed slowly, it was actually quite aromatic. After chewing for a while, he simply could not stop!
But this stuff could not be eaten too much. He kept the remaining pieces for later to use as fish bait.
After a memorable dinner, Lu Zhe pickled the sheep chops and buried them in the sandy ground. Everyone washed up, chatted, then went to bed.
In the middle of the night, Lu Zhe woke up again.
Damn, the stuff was still too strong!
In the moonlight, he sat up.
Looking at the girls sleeping and snoring beside him, his palms were sweating uncontrollably.
At this moment, Ning Shu also crawled up.
"What's wrong, can't sleep?"
"Can't sleep. You?"
Ning Shu yawned lazily, "Going to the toilet. Do you want to... go with me? Then I won't have to wake the others."
"I was thinking of going too. I don't mind, as long as you don't..."
Lu Zhe got out of bed, a fire stick in his mouth.
The two went to the toilet together.
On their way back, Lu Zhe keenly sensed traces of an intruder.
He could smell crab-eating macaques.
"Shhh..."
Ning Shu immediately became alert. "What's wrong?"
"There may be intruders!"
Lu Zhe was worried that a large group of monkeys had come to take revenge and would harm Shen Bing, Jiang Yao and the others. But looking over, he felt relieved.
There were only two monkeys. At that moment, they were engaging in unusual activities on the branches of the banyan tree!
The bright crescent moon shone its soft light on them, adding an unusual romantic element for the Qixi Festival.
They were extremely focused, not moving too wildly, and did not disturb the four sleeping girls.
Ning Shu frowned in complaint, "Were they peeping on us?"
"No!" At this time, Lu Zhe realized his slingshot was hanging around the neck of one of the monkeys.
"It came specifically to steal my slingshot! Then it accidentally ate the sheep penis and testicles, couldn't stand the stimulation, and started doing confused things here."
"What should we do?"
"Wait here for a moment, I'll take care of them."
In any case, Lu Zhe could not tolerate night time visitors coming to his campsite!
And they were shamelessly doing indecent things in the banyan tree - this was simply intolerable!
He grabbed a handful of chili powder in his left hand and a clay brick in his right hand, then quietly snuck over!
His steps were extremely light, like a wildcat or clouded leopard, making almost no sound.
The two monkeys were so focused on their cloud and rain business that they did not realize danger was approaching step by step, until Lu Zhe was only two meters away and they still did not notice him.
Judging the distance, it was just right.
Lu Zhe suddenly rushed forward and slapped the brick on the monkey in front.
With a "squeak", the monkey was slapped down. The other monkey behind was caught off guard, its eyes wide open watching its companion get slapped down by the brick, but its lower body still subconsciously throbbed.
The pink little pencil protruded outwards, shining brightly under the moonlight.
Lu Zhe flung his hand and the chili powder covered the little pencil.
A dolphin-like scream once again echoed throughout the entire island.
The four girls were also shocked awake, all sitting up frightened.
"It's okay, it's just two invading monkeys."
"What monkeys? Spectacled monkeys?"
"No, this time it's crab-eating macaques."
"Huh? Man-eating monkeys?"
"What ears! Yao Yao, Uncle Zhe will give you sheep ears tomorrow to nourish your hearing."
As Lu Zhe spoke, he tied up both crab-eating macaques.
Adhering to the principle of minimizing harm to life as much as possible, Lu Zhe did not hit the female monkey hard with the brick, only knocking her unconscious.
Lu Zhe tied the two monkeys to a tree.
Now one monkey was dizzy and disoriented, while the other bared its teeth angrily.
"Tell me, why did you two come?"
The monkeys did not speak, only screeching in different tones.
"Not talking, huh! You've got guts!"
Lu Zhe nodded, took back the slingshot hanging around the monkey's neck, and smacked its balls with another "slap".
"I know, you came to steal my slingshot!"
Shen Bing smiled wryly, "They don't seem to be able to speak."
Jiang Yao supplemented, "Even if they could, they'd be speaking Indonesian or Malay. We wouldn't understand!"
"Good point!" Lu Zhe nodded.
Shen Bing asked again, "Did you offend the monkeys when you went out today?"
Lu Zhe nodded, "Although we had some minor conflicts, I remember we talked it out. Who knew they'd hold such a grudge!"
"I remember macaques tend to hold grudges!" Shen Bing said with some concern, "These two probably came to scout out the place. It looks like they really fear the slingshot. If they had managed to steal it, they might have come back to attack our camp."
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
to panic—he has a system. As long as an investment target dies, he can claim a reward. And since he is immortal, the one thing he has plenty of is time. ... Countless years later. “Immortal Emperor of Longevity? I invested in him.” “Supreme Celestial Venerable? I invested in him.” “Undying Empress? I invested in her.” “...” “Heh. Once they’ve all died, even the Heavenly Dao will have to kneel and call me Dad.”
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
villain is the number one simp for the book's leading female protagonist, Shen Wan'er. As expected, he later becomes a tool for the main character to show off and slap faces, ultimately meeting a tragic end with his family ruined and his life in shambles. Fortunately, he awakens the [Universal Pure Love System], which allows him to earn points by performing acts of pure love. To change his fate, Gu Yan makes a decisive choice to seek warmth and companionship with the book's biggest villain—Cold Qingqiu. ........... My name is Leng Qingqiu. To find the murderer who killed my parents years ago, I deliberately blinded myself so that everyone would lower their guard around me. Just as I was secretly accumulating power and capital according to my initial plan, a man walked into my world. "Lengleng, Qingqing, Qiuqiu, which nickname do you prefer?" I don't like any of them. You'd better leave quickly! "Why aren't you saying anything? How about I call you my baby wife?" Leng Qingqiu thinks to herself, this man is truly annoying! (Stubborn pure love warrior + single female lead + true pure love + 1v1)
