"Oh my god, the effect is maxed out, truly maxed out! This chimpanzee not only smokes but also throws poop."
"I can't believe I randomly clicked on a livestream and saw something like this. It was totally worth it."
"My goodness, has this chimpanzee become sentient? Someone just called it baldy, and it immediately flung a face full of 'gift' at them."
"It's definitely not a coincidence. There are so many people outside the cage, but it specifically targeted that guy with yellow hair."
"Hilarious! That person must have finally tasted what monkey poop is like."
"Poor little mouse, got a poop shower."
...
At this moment, the perfect smiles transferred from the faces of the tourists on-site to those of the live stream audience.
By now, the streamer who had just been hit with a face full of primate feces finally reacted and started calling for help from his companions.
"Brother Hong, do you have any tissues? Ugh..."
"Sister Ma, do you have..."
But before he could finish speaking, these usually close companions quickly retreated as far away as possible.
At this moment, the chimpanzee Li Wei in the cage suddenly displayed a smug expression.
He bared his big yellow teeth while beating his chest with his fists.
The next second, he even started spinning in circles inside the cage in front of everyone.
This behavior, when seen by the live stream audience, made them even more excited.
"Holy crap! This chimpanzee seems to have a screw loose, it even knows how to taunt!"
"Oh my god, I'm about to laugh myself to death. Where's the streamer? Get the camera closer!"
"If you get close to the iron cage, I'll send you a TikTok top gift!"
"I'll match that!"
Encouraged by the live stream viewers, the streamers who had initially retreated far away suddenly became tempted.
"Brother Hong, it should be fine if we get a bit closer, right? As long as we don't say anything bad about this chimpanzee, it shouldn't throw stuff at us."
"Besides, that last throw was probably just a coincidence. It can't be that accurate every time, can it?"
Hearing his companion's words, the lead micro-celebrity finally made up his mind.
"Since the family wants to see, I'll bring everyone for a close-up look today."
With that, he started walking towards the cage step by step.
At this time, the chimpanzee Li Wei in the cage also seemed a bit tired and sat down on a large rock with a composed expression.
The next second, he even pulled out a pack of cigarettes from a crevice in the rock in front of everyone.
After skillfully lighting a cigarette, his world-weary eyes stared blankly at the crowd outside the cage.
Seeing his demeanor, the people outside the cage suddenly found it hard to distinguish who was the animal and who were the visitors.
The only thing they could be sure of was that they seemed safe for now.
But was it really as they thought?
Just as the group lowered their guard, Li Wei, who had just taken a deep drag on his cigarette, suddenly reached behind him.
The crowd only saw a dark object flying towards them. Before they could react, Brother Hong, who was walking in front, got hit right in the face.
"Ah, damn! Damn! Quick, retreat! This chimp is tricking us!"
With Brother Hong's wail, everyone on the scene started running towards the outside of the cage.
But Li Wei the chimpanzee inside the cage had no intention of letting them go. Chunks of monkey poop flew straight out from the gaps at the top of the cage.
Without exception, all the feces landed on these internet celebrity streamers.
The scene instantly became chaotic.
At this moment, other tourists also started to enter the zoo.
When they saw this group of streamers covered in smelly monkey poop, their faces all showed shocked expressions.
"Whoa, is this a special attraction at the zoo? Fighting with poop? That's so hardcore."
"Aren't these the internet celebrity rascals from Ningnan? They really have no shame for the sake of popularity. They probably lost a competition and are now smearing themselves with poop."
While these newly arrived tourists were full of confusion, it wasn't long before they saw Li Wei the chimpanzee busy collecting poop all around.
At this moment, they finally understood where the monkey poop on those fleeing people came from.
But precisely because of this, their curiosity grew even stronger.
A smoking chimpanzee was already weird enough, but now it could even throw poop at tourists? Isn't that even more incredible?
Sometimes human curiosity can be quite bizarre.
Just as people were preparing to get closer, Yang Lin suddenly walked over, dragging a large box.
"Umbrellas for sale! Transparent umbrellas, 20 yuan each, limited quantity, first come first served!"
Hearing his voice, the group of tourists quickly looked over.
When they saw him dragging a box full of transparent umbrellas, their faces showed puzzled expressions.
Hey? Isn't this the ticket seller from earlier? Why is he now selling umbrellas?
"Is he crazy? Selling umbrellas on a clear day like this, it's not even raining."
"Yeah, and they're transparent too, can't even block the sun."
"These umbrellas are only 10 yuan each at the subway station. What a profiteer."
In the minds of these tourists, Yang Lin's behavior was undoubtedly foolish.
However, faced with people's doubts, Yang Lin's face showed a hint of a strange smile.
The next second, he heard a scream from among the tourists.
Sure enough, a tourist who had gotten too close was hit square in the face by a fresh chunk of monkey poop.
Seeing this, other tourists, while shocked, couldn't help but look at the umbrellas in front of Yang Lin.
In an instant, they frantically rushed towards Yang Lin.
"Boss, give me one!"
"I want one too!"
"One for me."
....
In less than five minutes, the box of transparent umbrellas Yang Lin had brought was sold out to these tourists.
Those who got umbrellas quickly opened them and held them in front of themselves, while also not forgetting to take out their phones and start filming through the transparent umbrellas.
When the videos shot by these tourists and the previous streamers were uploaded online, they immediately went viral.
Almost every video could get tens of thousands of likes and millions of views.
Almost all netizens would laugh out loud when they saw such a chimpanzee that could smoke and throw its own feces at tourists.
In less than an hour, Li Wei the chimpanzee quickly became an internet sensation under the name "Shit-flinging Master Chimp".
The West Rainbow Zoo where he resided became famous in this bizarre way, with its official account gaining a million followers overnight.
However, this was just the beginning.