Although the sight of Shidi Fu smoking had attracted the attention of the audience, it didn't cause any disgust.
After all, in the eyes of the people, it was just an animal. It would be too much to expect it to adhere to human standards.
But soon, people's thoughts changed.
With the referee announcing the start of the competition, all the contestants quickly prepared.
And Shidi Fu, with a cigarette in its mouth, was no exception. It was seen taking occasional puffs of its cigarette while pulling out a specially made slingshot.
Considering its circumstances, the committee had permitted it to use a slingshot in the competition, so this didn't draw much attention from the crowd.
What did surprise everyone was that as it was about to start shooting, Shidi Fu still had its sunglasses on.
"What on earth is it planning to do? It can't be planning to keep the sunglasses on for the whole match.
"This is a 50-meter range. Can it see the target clearly with sunglasses on?"
"That's right, it must have made a mistake."
"It's not a big deal. The slingshot's aim isn't as good as the rifles of the other contestants, so it's just here to make up the numbers."
"True, it's probably going to finish last anyway."
.....
While the crowd was discussing, the first round of shooting began for the contestants.
With the crisp sound of gunshots, bullet marks began to appear on the targets opposite the contestants.
Before long, the referee announced the scores.
"Lin Feng, 7 points."
"Sun Cheng, 8 points."
"Yu Yang, 10 points."
"Ma Chao, 9 points."
The crowd was not surprised by these scores.
But they were taken aback by the following announcement.
"Li Wei, 10 points."
No one expected that Shidi Fu, who was casually smoking and holding a slingshot, could score 10 points in the first round.
"How is this possible? A 50-meter range, using a slingshot without any sights, and it scored 10 points."
"Is it a god?"
"And it's still wearing sunglasses. How did it do that?"
"It's a coincidence, definitely a coincidence. I don't believe it can score another 10."
Just as the crowd was expressing their disbelief, Shidi Fu's performance in the following rounds left them stunned.
Second round of shooting, 10 points.
Third round of shooting, 10 points.
Fourth round of shooting, 10 points.
Right up to the ninth round, its score remained stable at 10 points, without any changes.
Not only were the audience dumbfounded, but even the contestants on the field found it unbelievable.
Especially the Olympic champion, Yu Yang.
Looking at Shidi Fu, who was constantly smoking, he even began to suspect that there were stimulants in its cigarette.
However, even if there were stimulants, their effect on this kind of shooting event would be minimal.
"I've been training so hard for so many years, and I'm not even as good as an ape?"
And while Yu Yang was doubting himself, Lin Feng on the other side was also smiling wryly.
"Indeed, the netizens were right. No animal in the West Rainbow Zoo is normal."
"If only it could teach its shooting skills to the police officers, that would be great."
"It seems I need to pay another visit to Director Yang when I have time."
At this point, the competing contestants had basically given up.
They knew very well that unless something unexpected happened, the shooting champion this time would definitely be Shi Difu.
So far, Shi Difu had scored a total of 90 rings, and it was no exaggeration to say that he could win first place even if he played casually in his last round.
Thinking of this, the contestants simply paused their final shooting round and turned their attention to Shi Difu.
Unaware of the attention he was receiving, Shi Difu casually took a deep puff of his cigarette.
Seeing that the filter of his last cigarette had burned halfway, he reluctantly flicked it away.
As the spark was still in the air, a ring of smoke was exhaled from his mouth, and his other hand moved.
He casually picked up a specially made bullet, gently pulled his slingshot, and the next second, the bullet traced a long arc.
After piercing the smoke ring, it hit the half-burned cigarette butt hard.
Through the high-speed camera lens, everyone vaguely saw a red dot flying towards the center of the target.
When the half cigarette butt was burned out, the bullet happened to hit the center of the target.
The moment the audience saw this through the camera lens, they immediately let out sighs of admiration.
"Damn, that's awesome!"
"This is a triple hit, showing off skills, he’s definitely showing off."
"10 rings, another 10 rings, this man is a god."
"He could have won in the simplest way, but he chose to show off at the last moment."
"Let him join the military, he should be a sniper."
"Although we guessed he would win, we didn't expect him to win in this way."
"Haha, I wonder how the contestants on the scene are feeling now."
"What could they be feeling? They probably can't figure it out no matter how hard they think."
"Yu Yang will probably go home and figure out how to smoke, then smoke all night and still can't figure it out."
"They probably can't figure it out even if they go bald from scratching their heads."
...
Although the final result was already determined, the contestants still completed their final round of shooting.
And the final results, besides Shi Difu, were as the netizens had guessed.
Olympic champion Yu Yang came in second, retired sniper Ma Chao came in third, shooting instructor Sun Cheng came in fourth, and Lin Feng, the captain of the criminal police squad, came in last.
However, there was no sign of discouragement among the contestants, as they were not here for the prizes from the beginning.
Once the rankings were decided, the award ceremony was quickly held on the spot.
With the host announcing the final results, Shi Difu walked to the top of the podium, while the other human contestants stood by.
However, just as everyone thought that the next second a hostess would give out medals and prizes to the contestants, several monkeys dressed in clothes came hopping to the contestants.
In the hands of these little monkeys, they were surprisingly holding medals and certificates.
Seeing this scene, the audience was amused on the spot.
A monkey giving an award to a gorilla, no matter how you look at it, it's somewhat hilarious.
But when the medals and trophies appeared, they could no longer hold back their laughter.
With the close-up shot of the camera, everyone could clearly see the image of a wide-mouthed shit-giver on the medal.
Not only the medals, even the trophies were in the form of a shit-giver holding a pile of dung.
Without a doubt, these are the most absurd, yet most collectable medals and trophies in the history of sports.
Seeing such medals and trophies, even Lin Feng, who came in last, couldn't help but laugh.

e vast world of cultivation, where he becomes the master of the Heavenly Ruins Sacred Hall, a dying old man with barely a tenth of his former cultivation remaining. He is immediately confronted with a deadly crisis: his subordinates have rebelled, and his protectors are forcing him to abdicate. At the critical moment, the system descends from the heavens: [Ding! The host has been detected facing a life-or-death crisis. The system is now officially activated!] [As a gift, you have received the Supreme Beginner’s Pack and awakened the ultimate cheat: ten thousand years of pure cultivation essence every second!] Yin Tianjue: “Wait… ten thousand years of cultivation every second? That’s six hundred thousand years a minute, and in one day… I can’t even calculate it. Either way, I’m already invincible!” You’re a peerless prodigy rarely seen in ten thousand years? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. You’re an undying ancestor who has guarded a sacred land for countless ages? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. You’re the strongest chosen one, blessed with heaven-defying destiny? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. From this day forth, I have only one thing to say: “I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. Now, how exactly are you supposed to deal with that?”

nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.

. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"

s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."