"Love it, love it! Which genius designer came up with this trophy and medal? I really want to own one."
"Has a designer from Generation Z taken over? Their aesthetics are so amazing."
"Who could resist a golden Shitiff?"
"Is there any way to get one? I really want a golden Shitiff trophy."
"These are limited edition hidden items. You can't buy them even if you have money; you have to win a place to get one."
"I should have signed up to give it a shot. Even the fifth place gets a medal."
"I heard that everyone who participated gets a commemorative medal at least."
"Damn! Why didn't you say so earlier? I would have signed up."
Strongly suggest the principal post the link.
"Isn't the funniest part Shitiff staring at its own trophy in a daze?"
"Hahaha, the camera even gave it a close-up. I bet it's in shock, having worked so hard to win a trophy that's completely worthless to it."
Who knows how the principal tricked it into joining the competition.
"No worries, I'll grab a pack of Hua Zi and trade it for the trophy."
"I'll offer a pack of Zhen Long for the medal."
......
It must be said that although this award ceremony was a bit unconventional, the final effect was absolutely top-notch.
Both the participants and the audience were very satisfied, of course, except for Grandpa Wei.
"Yang, weren't you saying that if I won the championship, I'd get a pack of Hua Zi as a reward? Where is it?"
"Yes, yes, you'll get it back at the West Rainbow Zoo. Please smoke less, everyone in the world knows you were smoking while competing."
"Really? Do all the apes in the world know about it?"
......
As the first shooting competition ended amidst the audience's laughter, the second round of the competition quickly approached.
The host's voice echoed once more across the venue.
"Alright, everyone, the shooting competition has concluded. Next, we will welcome today's second event."
"The second round is a bit special; it's a team competition."
Hearing it was a team event, the audience, which had just calmed down, immediately became interested.
"There's a team event? What is it exactly?"
"I saw the schedule; it seems to be a tug-of-war."
"A tug-of-war? A group of humans versus a group of animals?"
"That sounds interesting."
While the audience speculated, the host announced the specifics and rules of this competition.
"This round will feature 30 civilian strongmen teaming up to take on Sister Hua from West Rainbow Zoo."
As the host's words fell, the entire venue erupted in surprise.
"What? 30 people versus one tiger in a tug-of-war? Did I hear that right?"
"This has to be a joke. There's no way 30 people can't pull one tiger."
"Exactly, 30 people could probably pull a truck."
"I'm not betting on Sister Hua this time. If it were 10 people, Sister Hua might have a chance. With 20, it's uncertain, and with 30, there's no way."
"True, but if it were 30 people eating Tang Tang, then forget I said anything."
"Let's not be too sure, okay? What if Sister Hua wins?"
"Sister Hua weighs about two tons, and with normal exertion, it might actually beat the 30 people."
.....
In the midst of the audience's various speculations, 30 adult males stepped onto the tug-of-war field.
Among them were burly muscle men and those with normal builds.
Even the skinniest of them weighed over 130 pounds.
On the opposite side, Sister Hua, as large as a tank, confidently strode out.
Seeing Sister Hua's massive frame, the human athletes facing her felt a bit dazed.
It was undoubtedly their first time being so close, without any protection, to a big tiger.
If it weren't for the competition, they might have had the urge to turn and run.
They weren't sure if they could win the tug-of-war, but if it came to a fight, they were 100% sure they couldn't win, even with 30 of them being adult males.
Fortunately, Yang Lin appeared on the field at this moment.
"Don't be afraid, Sister Hua is very gentle. When I say start, just pull the rope with all your strength."
Hearing Yang Lin's words, the athletes weren't entirely convinced, especially the locals from Ningnan.
Nevertheless, they nodded.
As the athletes picked up the ropes, Sister Hua calmly picked up the thick hemp rope, as thick as an adult man's arm, with her mouth.
Seeing this, the atmosphere on the field became tense.
No one knew which side would win the next second.
When the tension reached its peak, Yang Lin, acting as the referee, waved the small flag in his hand.
The next moment, the 30 male athletes exerted all their strength, their faces turning red.
The powerful force immediately stretched the thick rope taut.
Everyone thought that even if Sister Hua wouldn't be pulled over immediately, it would at least be pulled off balance.
However, to the audience's surprise, after the 30 adult men exerted their full strength, Sister Hua, holding the rope, didn't move at all.
Even her face showed no signs of exertion.
This scene immediately made the 30 male athletes question their very existence.
They had already used all their strength, but the other end of the rope felt like it was tied to an iron pillar.
No matter how hard they pulled, there was no reaction.
"Brothers, put in the effort. You can't slack off now."
"I'm using every bit of strength I have."
"Forget it, my feet are slipping out of my shoes."
"My pants are splitting."
"I'm about to poop myself; you think I'm not trying?"
"One, two, three, pull together!"
Soon, loud chants echoed across the field.
However, no matter how hard they pulled, Sister Hua showed no movement.
Just as their strength was about to run out, Sister Hua shot them a disdainful look.
It was as if she was saying, "Are you even trying, weaklings?"
And in the next moment, Sister Hua suddenly twisted her neck.
Instantly, everyone felt an immense force coming from the other end of the rope.
Before they could increase their strength to resist, Sister Hua took two steps toward her side.
These two steps caused the 30 men's soles to almost spark.
In the countless incredulous eyes of the audience, Sister Hua, with one tiger's strength, slowly dragged the 30 adult men toward the other side, without any hesitation.
By the time everyone reacted, the 30 human contestants had all been dragged to the other side of the line.
Several of the front runners' shoes were completely ruined, clearly indicating they had used all their strength.
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
Resolve] Gu Yang was once a true disciple of the Falling Cloud Sect, but after failing to break through to the Foundation Establishment stage, his cultivation regressed, his foundation was damaged, his lifespan was nearing its end, and he was about to be demoted to a menial servant. At his moment of despair, he awakened the [Daily Intelligence System]. By refreshing it daily, he could learn about countless hidden opportunities and secrets within the cultivation world! [Today's intelligence has been refreshed] [White Intelligence: One month ago, the Foundation Establishment spiritual item "Profound Ice Spirit Marrow" used by the host to attempt his breakthrough contained a trace of the poison "Bone-Corrobing Spirit-Dissolving Powder".] [Purple Intelligence: Tonight during the Yin hour (3-5 AM), a wisp of "Golden Crow Primordial Flame" will overflow... If this flame is devoured, it can recast the shattered cultivation foundation, fully restore cultivation, and awaken the one-in-ten-thousand—Primordial Supreme Yang Body. [Click to view coordinates]] [Golden Intelligence: Shen Qingyue, a Golden Core elder of the Falling Cloud Sect who possesses the Nine Yin Body, suffers from backlash of cold energy every full moon night, causing her strength to plummet and excruciating pain. Grand Elder Zhao Wuji has secretly bribed Shen Qingyue's personal maid, Hongxiu, and learned the rear gate array node of the protective formation "Clouds and Mist Veiling the Sun Array". Tomorrow late at night, he intends to take advantage of Shen Qingyue's flare-up of the cold poison, when she is weak and unable to resist, to use a secret technique to refine her into a cauldron and force her into a Daoist partnership. [Click to view coordinates]] The cultivation world is a jungle where the strong prey on the weak, and human hearts are as treacherous as ghosts? Sorry, but I can read the script! From then on, relying on his informational advantage, Gu Yang proceeded step by step with careful planning. Seizing opportunities, plundering fortunes. Selling intelligence. Playing rivals against each other. Step by step, he ultimately became the Immortal Emperor!
't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
mance] After transmigrating for eighteen years, Lin Qi lived as an utterly ordinary herbalist in the countryside. One day, he kindly brought home a sickly, beautiful girl covered in blood. They married in a flash and began their blissful, intimate life together. Right then, his long-delayed system finally activated. [Warning! Host detected in contact with the "Crimson Calamity," the world-ending witch!] Lin Qi looked at the adorable wife currently curled in his arms, who couldn't even open a jar lid and trembled at the sight of a mouse. Lin Qi: "System, are you insane? This is clearly just a weak and delicate sickly girl!" Thus, Lin Qi treated the system as a "Contrast System," where taking care of his wife made him stronger. Combing his wife's hair rewarded him with [Free Attribute Points]. Taking his wife out for sunshine rewarded him with [Forbidden Spell: Arcane Explosion]. Lin Qi: "This soft life tastes so good!" ... Yet, in the eyes of outsiders: The strongest Beastkin Assassin: "That man dissected a Beast King with a common skinning knife! That was a show of force towards the powerful!" The Holy Son of the Radiant Church: "I infiltrated his home as a tutor, but he had me babysit the children... He must have seen through my disguise!" The World-Ending Witch, Felucia: "I hid all the way in the countryside. How is it that the husband I married on a whim is stronger than I was at my peak?"
