"Brother-in-law, is this the zoo your uncle left for you?"
"It looks much better than I imagined, and I heard it's become an internet-famous zoo now."
As soon as they entered the park, Chen Kexin's face lit up with excitement.
"Where are the other employees? I'd like to meet my new colleagues."
Hearing Chen Kexin's eager words, Yang Lin's face showed a trace of embarrassment.
"Didn't you just see the other employees?"
"Huh? Do you mean those few guard dogs?"
"Yes! Our zoo currently has only three positions: a director, a ticket seller, and a head of security. You're now the ticket seller and financial clerk of West Rainbow Zoo."
At this point, Yang Lin's face became a bit more serious.
Chen Kexin's eyes rolled mischievously.
"So I have to double as a financial clerk? That deserves extra pay. And I'm your cousin, so that should mean even more money. I won't ask for much, just an extra 1000 yuan per month."
"1000! Do you know what the average salary for new graduates in Ningnan is? It's at most 3000 yuan. I'm giving you 4000 because you're my cousin."
Yang Lin immediately refused sternly.
"Of course, I'm not that stingy. I'll give you an additional 800 yuan performance bonus. As long as you do your job well, you can get the full amount."
"Deal!"
As soon as Yang Lin finished speaking, Chen Kexin agreed promptly.
"Very well, now that you've agreed, you're officially an employee of West Rainbow Zoo."
"Come on, let me treat you to the staff meal!"
With a wave of his hand, Yang Lin led Chen Kexin to his management office.
Soon, a large bowl of steaming instant noodles was placed on the table.
Looking at the full bowl of instant noodles in front of her, Chen Kexin, who had been full of expectations, was suddenly dumbfounded.
"Brother, what kind of animal eats instant noodles?"
"Who said this was for the animals? This is for us to eat."
As he spoke, Yang Lin served himself a bowl and started eating heartily.
By the time the cousins finished their makeshift breakfast, it was already eight o'clock.
The number of visitors outside the zoo gates was growing, even forming a long queue.
Despite this, those visitors outside the gates didn't seem impatient at all. Instead, they were eagerly watching the morning training of the "Woof Woof Squad" through the fence.
Every time Li Goudan led the pack of dogs to complete a training exercise, the visitors outside would burst into laughter.
Occasionally, there would be applause and cheers.
"It's good we came early. I didn't expect this zoo to have a hidden show."
"Hilarious! Who knows if this is really the zoo's security training or a deliberately arranged animal performance."
"You know, this is the first time I've seen dogs in a zoo."
"What do you mean animals? They're clearly zoo employees."
"I bet they get paid in dozens of pounds of dog food per month."
"Move aside, you're blocking my shot."
"What adorable guard dogs."
"This would definitely go viral if posted online."
"No need to speculate, it's already viral. I just saw a video of the Woof Woof Squad that already has hundreds of thousands of likes."
...
While the visitors were enthusiastically enjoying the Woof Woof Squad's training, Yang Lin brought Chen Kexin to her work station.
Li Goudan, who had been leading the training, immediately saluted when he saw Yang Lin approaching.
"Boss, the Woof Woof Squad has completed all morning training exercises. Awaiting further instructions!"
Hearing Li Goudan's voice, Yang Lin immediately looked at the dogs behind him.
After the training, the once lazy stray dogs seemed completely transformed. They were not only energetic but also had a completely different demeanor from before.
Even Li Gousheng, the Husky who used to look silly, had lost his previous dopey appearance.
"Very good. Next, lead the Woof Woof Squad to patrol the park. If you find any problems, report to me immediately."
"Roger that!"
With a bark from Li Goudan, all members of the Woof Woof Squad quickly ran into the park under his lead.
Seeing this, the visitors outside cheered again, and even Chen Kexin's eyes sparkled with admiration.
"Brother, when did you become so good at training dogs? You're even more professional than professional dog trainers."
"And I feel like they can understand what you're saying."
"Child, what nonsense are you talking about? How could your brother possibly talk to dogs? It's just a bit of persistence and effort, that's all."
"Alright, it's time to let the visitors in. Go check the tickets."
As he spoke, Yang Lin walked to the zoo's main gate and opened the entrance.
Seeing this, the visitors outside rushed forward eagerly.
The scene immediately became lively.
Compared to the first day, the number of visitors on this second day had clearly seen another wave of growth.
Just as the park opened, hundreds of visitors had already entered.
As soon as these visitors entered the park, they headed straight for the chimpanzee enclosure on the outskirts of the park.
"Where's Shit Thrower? Where's Shit Thrower? We want to see Shit Thrower."
"Did you bring an umbrella? You dare to see Shit Thrower without one?"
"Isn't that obvious? Would I dare to get close without an umbrella? I've seen the videos online. One visitor even got a mouthful of 'Oreo'."
"Shit Thrower isn't performing well either. I saw that towards the end, he was just throwing grass."
"You don't understand. That's called 'ape poop exhaustion'. It's not a perpetual motion machine. Where would it get so much 'Oreo' from?"
"What's so great about Shit Thrower? I prefer MJ, the Space Ape."
"That's right. MJ's talents are much more impressive. That chimpanzee who only throws poop is just lame."
"You don't understand. Poop Thrower is working so hard. Do you know how much effort it takes to perfect that skill?"
"Chimp fans are so gross. The Space Ape is more civilized. Ape Brother forever!"
...
Without realizing it, the visitors had spontaneously divided into two factions.
There were supporters of Li Wei the chimpanzee, and there were fans of Li Qiang the gibbon.
Of course, in their minds, these two animals were the only noteworthy ones in this rundown zoo.
As for the other animals, after seeing some rumors online, they had no interest at all.
Just as all the visitors were crowding around the chimpanzee and monkey enclosures, a thunderous roar suddenly echoed from the depths of the park.
As this roar rang out, the previously chattering visitors instantly fell silent.
Although they couldn't immediately identify what kind of animal made this sound, they felt a deep-seated fear in their blood from this roar.
In an instant, everyone's hair stood on end.

and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!

ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!

e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"

lanned to earn money steadily and take life at a slower pace. But he never expected... his father's remarriage, and the stepmother bringing along a dependent, would completely disrupt his life's plans...