"Actually... there's something I wanted to discuss with you two."
Wu Di hesitated before speaking.
"Where's Ji Mengyao?"
Shen Yiyue glanced outside curiously.
"She drank too much and started feeling dizzy, so she went home and lay down..."
Wu Di replied.
"Hahaha, she really did get drunk...."
Shen Yiyue covered her mouth and giggled: This Mengyao is such a lightweight.
Bringing all that alcohol only to get drunk herself - how typical.
"So, what did you want to talk about?"
Ning Yu stood beside Shen Yiyue and asked curiously.
"Well, it's about this - Mengyao's birthday is coming up soon."
Wu Di spoke slowly, removing his rose gold-rimmed glasses that he had been wearing, seemingly still unaccustomed to them.
"I... I want to get her a gift, but I don't know what girls... like."
He spoke hesitantly, though his face remained expressionless, creating an odd impression.
"Honey, I suggest you give yourself to her as a gift, she'd definitely be pleased with that."
Upon hearing Wu Di's words, Shen Yiyue immediately put on a knowing expression and couldn't resist teasing him.
"Huh? What? What do you mean?"
Wu Di naturally didn't understand Shen Yiyue's meaning.
"Ouch! Ning Yu, why did you hit me!"
Shen Yiyue's smile abruptly vanished as she received a chop from Ning Yu's small hand:
"Be serious, you idiot."
Ning Yu gave her a sideways glance, then said to Wu Di:
"She was just joking, don't mind her."
"Well then, Ning Yu, why don't you make some suggestions?"
Shen Yiyue rubbed the spot where she'd been hit, looking somewhat huffily at Ning Yu.
"Hmm......"
Ning Yu cupped her chin in thought.
How to please a girl? How would she know about such topics - she had no experience with this even in her previous life.
"Maybe... flowers? And a cake?"
"Pfft!"
Shen Yiyue burst out laughing:
"Ning Yu, you sound just like a clueless guy!"
Hearing her mockery, Ning Yu pressed her lips together and gave her an annoyed look, as if saying 'well then why don't you hurry up and suggest something?'
"Look, when giving gifts to girls, you must cater to their personal interests!"
Shen Yiyue finally spoke up, beginning to share her expertise like a seasoned veteran.
"Not all girls like flowers, you need to understand what she specifically likes~"
"Is there anything she's been yearning for, something she's mentioned wanting, either intentionally or unintentionally?"
"Secretly prepare something she likes, then surprise her with it on her birthday!"
Wu Di listened to Shen Yiyue's advice, nodding mechanically while deep in thought.
"Hmm.... things Mengyao likes or yearns for....."
"Cigarettes... alcohol... baseball caps.... but the base already has all these.... hmm....."
Seeing Wu Di only starting to think about it now, Shen Yiyue covered her forehead in exasperation:
"Hey, don't tell me you've never paid attention or observed carefully before? How do you expect to win her over like this?"
"Ah? You misunderstand, I'm not trying to... pursue her...."
Wu Di looked up, attempting to defend himself.
"Yeah, yeah, sure."
Shen Yiyue wasn't buying his excuse.
"Oh! I've got it, she's always wanted a vinyl record player."
Wu Di seemed to have a sudden realization, though even this moment of enlightenment was delivered in his characteristically flat tone without expression.
"Hmph, looks like you've found your answer, now go take action~"
"Remember to keep it secret, don't let her find out. Prepare a nice surprise for her."
Shen Yiyue carefully reminded Wu Di.
"I understand, thank you both!"
Wu Di bowed slightly in gratitude, then added quietly:
"Please keep tonight's conversation secret as well...."
"Don't worry! It's like you were never here~"
Shen Yiyue immediately assured him it wouldn't be a problem.
"Thank you, thank you, I'll take my leave then...."
With that, Wu Di left, disappearing into the darkness.
......
In a dimly lit living room of an apartment, Ji Mengyao lay on the couch in a drunken state, carelessly tossing her socks on the floor.
"Wu Di, where are you? Get me some water!"
She called out with half-closed eyes, looking completely relaxed.
But there was no response.
"Hey! Stupid Wu Di!"
She couldn't help but open her eyes, scanning the room.
The light was dim and everything was silent - she was alone in the room, Wu Di wasn't there.
"Where did that guy... run off to...."
She slowly leaned back against the couch, pulling up her fair, delicate legs and hugging her knees.
Then she buried her head in her arms.
She remembered the song Ning Yu had played today, that ethereal melody and those lyrics.
She couldn't help but hum along.
"How much further until I can enter your heart.... how much longer until I can get close to you....."
Somehow these lyrics felt like they were speaking directly to her situation.
She buried her head even deeper, curling up into a ball on the couch, losing her balance and falling over, like a small, dejected animal.
She felt like after hearing this song today, her emotions had become completely chaotic.
This feeling was really annoying.
"Click."
The sound of a door opening came from outside.
Wu Di silently opened the door slowly, and finding no movement in the house, he quietly sighed in relief.
After putting away his shoes, he walked softly into the living room.
Ji Mengyao lay on the couch as if asleep, her legs sprawled out in a most unladylike manner.
The lighting was poor in the darkness, but it was enough to make out her figure.
Wu Di stood still, watching her sleeping form for a moment before walking to the bedroom to get a blanket.
He approached Ji Mengyao and gently laid the blanket over her body.
Not wanting to wake her, he prepared to return to his own room to sleep.
Just as he turned to leave, there was suddenly a movement behind him.
"You jerk, leaving me alone here again!"
It was Ji Mengyao - she had somehow gotten up, the blanket falling aside as she hugged Wu Di from behind.
Feeling the girl's reproachful yet lazy voice near his ear, Wu Di felt his body stiffen.
Her sweet breath carried traces of cocktail, indicating just how close they were.
Ji Mengyao held him tightly, her arms wrapped around his neck.
"Hey, why... why aren't you... saying anything?!"
Feeling the girl's drunken words, Wu Di gently held her hands, trying to loosen her grip.
But Ji Mengyao held on firmly, refusing to let go.
"Mengyao.... you're drunk...."
He tried to defuse the situation with words.
"Who... who's drunk?!"
Ji Mengyao seemed to feign anger at his words, demanding:
"Tell me, where did you go just now?"
"How dare you leave me alone again!"

] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!