[Warning: Contains dark humor, shamelessness, comedy. Pure romance fans should stay away]
Jiang Che transmigrates into the role of a villainous rich second-generation kid in an urban fantasy novel, and gets bound to a god-tier choice system. Right at the start, he catches the female lead stealing exam papers! This triggers the villain's choice options!
[Choice 1: Pretend you didn't see anything]
[Choice 2: Loudly call her out, drawing everyone's attention]
[Choice 3: ...]
And thus, a twisted villain is born. To avoid getting killed by the protagonist, he has no choice but to take down all the protagonists first.
Jiang Che: Nobody understands being twisted better than me!
The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious
| C1. Encountering the Female Lead Stealing Exam Papers at the Beginning | Read It |
| C2. You wouldn't want others to find out about you stealing the exam papers, would you | Read It |
| C3. Ye Mengyao's Confusion, Triggering the Villain's Choice Again | Read It |
| C4. Lost Ye Mengyao, Frenzied Dragon Descends the Mountain - Lin Yu | Read It |
| C5. Arrogant Lin Yu, Triggers Choice Again | Read It |
| C6. Simple Cursing, Ultimate Enjoyment | Read It |
| C7. Lin Yu Assaults Someone, Directly Calls the Police | Read It |
| C8. Lin Yu Gets Arrested, Ye Mengyao Gets Jealous | Read It |
| C9. The Collapse of Lin Yu, Yu Wan'er's Cunning Scheme | Read It |
| C10. Green Tea Yu Wan'er | Read It |
| C11. Puppy Love is Okay, Early Pregnancy is Not | Read It |
| C12. Ye Mengyao's Regret, an Epic Pervert | Read It |
| C13. Lin Yu's Cave Adventure, Directly Intercepted | Read It |
| C14. Venture into the Electronic Realm, Experience the Cyber Life | Read It |
| C15. Ye Mengyao's Birthday Gift, the Extremely Insecure Girl | Read It |
| C16. Fast Forward to the Pursuit of Love and Cremation | Read It |
| C17. The Duped Lin Yu | Read It |
| C18. Next, I will take an oath... I am a dog I am a dog Woof woof woof~ | Read It |
| C19. Collapsing Lin Yu, Ye Mengyao's Coming-of-Age Ceremony | Read It |
| C20. When I'm Weaker Than You, I'm Cautious and Submissive; When I'm Stronger, I Strike with Full Force | Read It |
| C21. Dine Out Let Yu Wan'er Bleed Heavily | Read It |
| C22. Jiang Yunli's Excitement, I Want Her to Be My Daughter-in-Law | Read It |
| C23. Yu Wan'er's Background | Read It |
| C24. My Baby, I Really Love You So Much | Read It |
| C25. Ye Mengyao Kidnapped The Villain's Choice Again | Read It |
| C26. Lin Yu: The Old Six | Read It |
| C27. Ye Mengyao's Shyness, Jiang Che Saved Me | Read It |
| C28. Shock of the Masses, Wang Yanran Appears Again | Read It |
| C29. Divine Skill: She Xin Tong, Lin Yu Gets Fired | Read It |
| C30. Lin Yu: I'm Cracked | Read It |
| C31. Hehe... Little girl, make me anxious | Read It |
| C32. Ye Mengyao's Shock Accidentally Discovering the Secret Between Jiang Che and Yu Wan'er | Read It |
| C33. The Ye Family Proposes Marriage Again Triggering Another Godly Choice | Read It |
| C34. Jiang Che's Smile Gradually Becomes Twisted | Read It |
| C35. Yu Wan'er, I'm determined to have her, not even Jesus can stop me | Read It |
| C36. Yu Wan'er's Little Scheme, Auntie War God Strikes | Read It |
| C37. Overhearing Yu Wan'er's Thoughts: The Ultimate Contrast | Read It |
| C38. Yu Wan'er's Heart is in Chaos | Read It |
| C39. Is this the pulse condition that humans can possess | Read It |
| C40. Lin Yu's Failed Attempt to Show Off, Back to Jail Again | Read It |
| C41. Yu Wan'er's Heart Flutters, Lin Yu Diagnosed with Delusional Disorder | Read It |
| C42. The New Chosen One, Security Guard Chen Hao | Read It |
| C43. Let Go of That Girl, Let Me Do It | Read It |
| C44. Rebellious Girl Qin Qiaoqiao, Two-Level Contrast | Read It |
| C45. Qin Qiaoqiao: I Don't Want to Be a Goody-Two-Shoes Anymore | Read It |
| C46. Ye Mengyao: Wan'er, do you like Jiang Che | Read It |
| C47. Jiang Che's Disguise, Chen Hao Who Was Tricked Terribly | Read It |
| C48. Chen Hao Spits at Provincial Leaders, Fainting Principal | Read It |
| C49. Confronting Wang Lili, Qin Qiaoqiao's Boldness | Read It |
| C50. Trigger Choice Chen Hao's Frustration | Read It |
| C51. Qin Qiaoqiao's Shyness, Acquiring the 'Super Healing Factor' | Read It |
| C52. Jiang Che's Influence, Those Incidents in the Hotel | Read It |
| C53. Ye Mengyao's Loneliness, Lin Yu Returns to School | Read It |
| C54. Director of Education as a Backstop Understanding Abuse of Power | Read It |
| C55. Director of Education Resigns, Lin Yu in Tears | Read It |
| C56. The Director of Education is Overwhelmed | Read It |
| C57. Qin Qiaoqiao's Self-Strategy Guide | Read It |
| C58. Distant Cousin Gu Lingfei, Another Female Lead | Read It |
| C59. Lin Yu Tricked into Underground Black Boxing Arena | Read It |
| C60. Ye Mengyao's Birthday Gift, the Yandere Little Fan Bai Jie | Read It |
| C61. Ye Mengyao is drugged, Jiang Che... save me | Read It |
| C62. Miss Ye, You've Grown Up | Read It |
| C63. Ye Mengyao's Shyness, Lin Yu's Collapse | Read It |
| C64. Ye Mengyao's Complete Corruption | Read It |
| C65. Lin Yu's Underground Boxing Ring 9-Win Streak, Is He Being Sold | Read It |
| C66. Only Lin Yu Gets Hurt... Again | Read It |
| C67. Qin Qiaoqiao and Jiang Che's Affairs Exposed The Crushed Qin Qiaoqiao | Read It |
| C68. Jiang Che: Bai Jie, did you pad it | Read It |
| C69. Yandere Just a Coward | Read It |
| C70. Lin Yu Owes 150,000 | Read It |
| C71. A Large Number of Journalists Flood the Hospital. | Read It |
| C72. I heard you're done for, so I brought you some eggs | Read It |
| C73. Furious Lin Yu, Another Heroic Rescue of the Beauty | Read It |
| C74. Ye Mengyao Transforms into a Fierce Protector of Her Husband, Angrily Confronts Wang Lili | Read It |
| C75. In Front of the Whole Office of Teachers... Embrace and Kiss | Read It |
| C76. Qin Qiaoqiao's Shyness, Chen Hao's Awkward Entrance | Read It |
| C77. Chen Hao Gets Arrested, Qin Qiaoqiao and Her Mother Break Apart | Read It |
| C78. Qin Qiaoqiao Suffers from Depression Wang Lili Lets Go | Read It |
| C79. The Cat Witnessed Everything | Read It |
| C80. Ancient Martial Arts Chen Family, Chen Ningshuang | Read It |
| C81. Lin Yu's Last Glimmer of Hope Extinguished, Jealous Ye Mengyao | Read It |
| C82. Auntie, you're overthinking it, she's already my Qiaoqiao now | Read It |
| C83. Ye Mengyao Visits in the Evening, Qin Qiaoqiao Hides in the Wardrobe | Read It |
| C84. Yu Weiwei Weaves a Bright Future for Yu Wan'er | Read It |
| C85. Two Jealous Women, the Tragic Lin Yu | Read It |
| C86. Gu Lingfei Returns to China, Wolf King Su Han | Read It |
| C87. Ye Mengyao: Sorry Wan'er, Jiang Che Says He Likes You | Read It |
| C88. Sister Yaoyao, stop testing me, I'll confess, alright | Read It |
| C89. Jiang Che's Excessive Demand, Yu Wan'er's Submission | Read It |
| C90. Teaming Up to Tease Yu Wan'er, the Little Loli Breaks Down in Tears | Read It |
| C91. Going to Great Lengths to Coax Yu Wan'er | Read It |
| C92. Living in a Villa with Wan'er, Gu Lingfei Making a Late-Night Phone Call | Read It |
| C93. Going to Pick Up Gu Lingfei Wolf King Su Han Returns to the Country | Read It |
| C94. Gu Lingfei Breaks Down, Sleepless All Night | Read It |
| C95. Security Assessment: A Melting Pot of the Chosen Ones | Read It |
| C96. Breaking Through to Hua Jin, Encountering Wolf King Su Han, Su Han's Killing Intent | Read It |
| C97. Su Han, Disheveled in the Wind, Begins to Lick Jiang Che | Read It |
| C98. The Necklace Worth Millions: Yu Wan'er's Heart-Skipping Moment | Read It |
| C99. (Extra Update) The Other Side of Su Han: A History of Being a Simp | Read It |
| C100. Farewell, Chen Hao, May You Return as a Security Guard After Half a Lifetime | Read It |
| C101. Gu Lingfei's Shock: Three Girls A'che is a Player | Read It |
| C102. After I Take My Revenge, I'll Treat You to Starch Sausage When I Get Back | Read It |
| C103. Su Han Seeks Revenge, Beats Up Chen Hao | Read It |
| C104. Chen Hao and Su Han Had a Heated Argument, Su Han's Powerful Backing | Read It |
| C105. Deputy Commander of the Wolf Fang Mercenary Corps, Rose | Read It |
| C106. Lin Yu Please Shine and Burn for Me Once More | Read It |
| C107. Did Lin Yu Become the Fall Guy Stepping Forward to Treat Yu Wan'er's Mother | Read It |
| C108. The Ultimate Handyman Lin Yu, Skillfully Saves Yu Weiwei | Read It |
| C109. The Impending Drama: Yu Wan'er's Heart is Stirred | Read It |
| C110. Fake Miracle Doctor Meets the Real Miracle Doctor | Read It |
| C111. Lin Yu Dragged Away, Mentally Shattered | Read It |
| C112. Is Ai Shouying Actually a Grandmaster Ye Mengyao's Anxiety and Indecision | Read It |
| C113. The Rose Arrives in the Dragon Kingdom, Setting the Stage for a Grand Chess Game Against Su Han | Read It |
| C114. The Curiosity of the Rose, the Mysterious Mr. Jiang | Read It |
| C115. The White Rose, Deceived and Crippled, Sows the Seeds of Doubt | Read It |
| C116. Dating the White Rose, A Maiden's Heart Blooms in Spring | Read It |
| C117. Su Han, Who Was Tricked into Crippling Himself | Read It |
| C118. May There Be No Canned Yellow Peaches in Heaven~ | Read It |
| C119. Divine-Level Choice Gu Lingfei's Escape | Read It |
| C120. Hurry Back to Gotham, Batman Says He Won't Hit You Anymore | Read It |
| C121. Jiang Che Poaches, Su Han Lands in Jail Again | Read It |
| C122. Su Han: So Am I Also a Part of Your Play | Read It |
| C123. The Loli Puppet with Transforming Strength, Yu Wan'er Gets Jealous | Read It |
| C124. Su Han's Choice The Rose is Completely Heartbroken | Read It |
| C125. The Devotion of the White Rose, Ruined Su Han | Read It |
| C126. Su Han is Deposed, White Rose Becomes Suspicious | Read It |
| C127. Bringing the Rose Home, the Battlefield of Asura | Read It |
| C128. Monkey Insults Su Han Relentlessly, Leading to a Complete Breakup | Read It |
| C129. Hey, haven't seen you for a few days, Sister Yanran, you've really let yourself go | Read It |
| C130. The Corruption of Lin Yu, the Miserable Su Han | Read It |
| C131. Trigger the Choice Again, Save Wang Yanran | Read It |
| C132. Did Bai Jie and Qin Qiaoqiao Become Best Friends All Sorts of Subtle Hints | Read It |
| C133. Jiang Yunli's Ecstasy Starting to Look Forward to Holding a Grandchild | Read It |
| C134. Wang Yanran's Choice | Read It |
| C135. Help Wang Yanran, Yanran's Heart-fluttering Moment | Read It |
| C136. Super Housekeeper Team, Condensing Autumn | Read It |
| C137. In ancient times, there was Sun Quan encouraging learning; today, there is Ling Fei offering guidance | Read It |