The story is set in a parallel universe at an elite noble academy.
Shilan School.
As the evening sun set and darkness gradually descended, students were leaving school to return home.
In the secure room on the second floor of the teaching building—
"Jiang... Jiang Che? Why are you here?"
The girl stood frozen in place, looking at the doorway in disbelief.
Her hands were even trembling slightly as she instinctively hid something behind her back.
At that moment, a young man stood at the doorway, wearing a pure white hoodie, leaning against the door frame with his hands in his pockets, watching her with a smile playing on his lips.
Jiang Che had recently transmigrated here, or more precisely, into a novel, becoming a failed villain character.
The novel was titled "The Campus Beauties' Wild Dragon Guardian," which was obviously a typical wish-fulfillment story.
The protagonist, named Lin Yu, had trained in the mountains for over a decade and was tasked by his master to... come down the mountain to be a bodyguard for the school beauties, followed by the usual pattern of showing off, face-slapping, leveling up, and winning beautiful women.
Of course, this Lin Yu was also a somewhat pathetic protagonist who, despite being arrogant and domineering, turned into a complete simp whenever he encountered the female leads.
As for himself... he was a villain in the story, destined to be hung from a tree and beaten by the protagonist.
The son of Hangcheng's wealthiest family... didn't even survive past chapter 50 before being written off.
......
Jiang Che sized up the trembling girl before him.
She wore her hair in twin tails, with wispy bangs partially covering her forehead, standing only about five feet tall... wearing the smallest size of school uniform. Her fair, smooth skin had a slight pink tinge, and her small face was fresh and youthful, full of collagen, making one want to take a bite.
Her small hands were fearfully held behind her back, and her beautiful large eyes were filled with fear, like a young deer.
This appearance would absolutely destroy any lolicon!
Yu Wan'er!
One of the female leads in the novel and also the best friend of the school beauty Ye Mengyao.
However... Jiang Che, who was familiar with the plot, knew that this little loli wasn't as innocent as she appeared.
She was actually a top-tier green tea b*tch!
"Big brother Jiang... Jiang Che? This is the file room... why are you here?"
Yu Wan'er gathered her courage and asked tentatively.
"Oh? I should be asking you that question - what are you doing here?" Jiang Che's tone was playful.
"I... I'm here to organize files," Yu Wan'er lifted her head and stated firmly.
Jiang Che smiled.
[Ding! Host has caught female lead Yu Wan'er stealing exam materials, triggering major villain choice]
[Choice 1: Pretend not to have seen anything, Yu Wan'er's favorability +1]
[Choice 2: Shout loudly to draw attention, reward: one piece of Yu Wan'er's 'clothing']
[Choice 3: "Young lady, you wouldn't want anyone to know about you stealing exam materials, would you?" Gain 10 freely assignable attribute points]
Jiang Che's expression remained calm. After transmigrating, he had been bound to this villain system.
Favorability? Did he need Yu Wan'er's favorability?
Although Yu Wan'er was indeed very beautiful, with looks that would score at least 95 out of 100, if it were an ordinary man, they would probably turn into a complete simp immediately.
But brown-nosing would only lead to nothing in the end.
As for the second choice, it was even more ridiculous.
Yu Wan'er's panties? Only a pervert would be interested in that, right? Moreover... it only said they were Yu Wan'er's, who knows if they'd been worn or not!
If he got unworn ones, wouldn't that be a total loss?
"I choose three!"
Jiang Che slowly walked into the file room, looking around.
Finally, he fixed his gaze behind Yu Wan'er, "Well, well, well, what do we have here? These wouldn't happen to be tomorrow's joint exam papers, would they?"
Jiang Che acted as if he'd discovered some earth-shattering secret, while secretly activating his phone's camera function.
Yu Wan'er panicked and tried to use her body to hide the thick stack of sealed test papers behind her, but she was simply too small and short - the stack of papers was taller than her.
"Tsk tsk tsk, so our great school beauty Yu's consistently top-ranked academic performance... turns out to be achieved through cheating?"
Jiang Che's words made Yu Wan'er panic, "That's not true! You're the one who cheats!"
Yu Wan'er was now deeply regretting why she had come to steal the test papers.
Actually, with her abilities... even without stealing the test papers, she would still rank in the school's top five.
It was mainly her vanity at work, wanting to maintain her false reputation as the school's top student.
"Hehe, do you think I'll believe that?"
"You... Brother Jiang Che... can't you just pretend you didn't see anything? I can put in some good words for you with Sister Ye, okay?" The little loli immediately brought up Ye Mengyao's name.
"Oh? Ye Mengyao?"
"Yes, yes, yes! Brother Jiang Che, aren't you always pursuing Sister Mengyao? I'm so close to her... I can say lots of nice things about you to her."
Everyone at Shilan School knew... Jiang Che, the son of Hangcheng's wealthiest family, was one of Ye Mengyao's pursuers.
"What if I refuse?" Jiang Che's smile gradually cooled.
"You..." Various expressions flitted across Yu Wan'er's small face as she seemed to be making a decision.
Then the little loli's expression changed!
"Hmph, so what if you discovered this? How can you prove I came to steal the test papers? Besides, you're here too... I can just turn the tables and accuse you instead."
"Who do you think the school leaders will believe - me, the top student, or you, who's at the bottom of the class?"
Yu Wan'er showed a wicked smile, her two little canine teeth giving her a threatening look.
Jiang Che just sneered, "Little female brat!"
"What?" Yu Wan'er was stunned, not understanding what Jiang Che had just said.
"I'm saying you're... adorably stupid!"
Jiang Che walked step by step towards Yu Wan'er, looking down at her from above.
Indeed, little female brats... need to be taught a lesson to behave.
"Look at what this is?" Jiang Che magically produced a phone.
A voice played from the phone, "So what if you discovered this? How can you prove I came to steal the test papers..."
Yu Wan'er was dumbfounded, "When... when did you record that video?"
If this video got out, she would be finished.
The crime of stealing exam papers... faced expulsion at Shilan School, even with her excellent grades... she would likely get a major demerit.
Moreover, she would lose her scholarship, her reputation would be ruined, and now with graduation approaching... the cheating might be recorded in her permanent file.
She dared not imagine the consequences, and Yu Wan'er began to feel terrified.
"Give me your phone! Give it to me!"
"Give it to me quickly, wuu wuu wuu~~~"
The little loli jumped up and down in front of Jiang Che, but her five-foot height formed a stark contrast with Jiang Che's six-foot frame.
She couldn't reach it even jumping, and could only fret helplessly... until tears started flowing.
Large teardrops fell plop plop onto the ground, her eyes red and swollen... looking very pitiful.
But Jiang Che wasn't falling for her act. Still trying to play-act with me?
I've already seen through your green tea b*tch facade.
After crying for a while and seeing that her tears weren't working... she wiped the tears from her face.
Her expression gradually became serious, "What do you want?"
"What do I want?" Jiang Che revealed a perverted smile.
"Hehehe~~~"
ial death, also known as "shè sǐ" in Chinese, generally refers to... well, never mind, it's not important. My name is Ye Cheng, and I'm about to experience social death firsthand. ... 【Host, your mission is to confess your love to the young lady of the Dongfang family, the current student council president, in a way that will be unforgettable for everyone at the freshman ceremony!】 【Host, assist the girl with a sprained ankle in front of you to reach the infirmary, and fulfill the wicked thoughts in your heart!】 【Host, act on your desires and punish the arrogant young lady before you mercilessly!】 【Host, follow your instincts—abandon shameful surrender, begging, or groveling, and ruthlessly criticize the domineering, ill-mannered young lady in front of you!】 【Host...】 Ye Cheng: "Here, here, you take this host role—I quit!" Wait, why is the girl with a sprained ankle the daughter of a mafia boss? And what kind of punishment method is this for the arrogant young lady? Also, who the heck said anything about wicked thoughts in my heart? Come out here, let’s settle this one-on-one!!! ... The haughty student council president, the scheming mafia princess, the fragile yandere young lady, the airheaded maid-in-waiting, the mixed-blood loli/...
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
