The story is set in a parallel universe at an elite noble academy.
Shilan School.
As the evening sun set and darkness gradually descended, students were leaving school to return home.
In the secure room on the second floor of the teaching building—
"Jiang... Jiang Che? Why are you here?"
The girl stood frozen in place, looking at the doorway in disbelief.
Her hands were even trembling slightly as she instinctively hid something behind her back.
At that moment, a young man stood at the doorway, wearing a pure white hoodie, leaning against the door frame with his hands in his pockets, watching her with a smile playing on his lips.
Jiang Che had recently transmigrated here, or more precisely, into a novel, becoming a failed villain character.
The novel was titled "The Campus Beauties' Wild Dragon Guardian," which was obviously a typical wish-fulfillment story.
The protagonist, named Lin Yu, had trained in the mountains for over a decade and was tasked by his master to... come down the mountain to be a bodyguard for the school beauties, followed by the usual pattern of showing off, face-slapping, leveling up, and winning beautiful women.
Of course, this Lin Yu was also a somewhat pathetic protagonist who, despite being arrogant and domineering, turned into a complete simp whenever he encountered the female leads.
As for himself... he was a villain in the story, destined to be hung from a tree and beaten by the protagonist.
The son of Hangcheng's wealthiest family... didn't even survive past chapter 50 before being written off.
......
Jiang Che sized up the trembling girl before him.
She wore her hair in twin tails, with wispy bangs partially covering her forehead, standing only about five feet tall... wearing the smallest size of school uniform. Her fair, smooth skin had a slight pink tinge, and her small face was fresh and youthful, full of collagen, making one want to take a bite.
Her small hands were fearfully held behind her back, and her beautiful large eyes were filled with fear, like a young deer.
This appearance would absolutely destroy any lolicon!
Yu Wan'er!
One of the female leads in the novel and also the best friend of the school beauty Ye Mengyao.
However... Jiang Che, who was familiar with the plot, knew that this little loli wasn't as innocent as she appeared.
She was actually a top-tier green tea b*tch!
"Big brother Jiang... Jiang Che? This is the file room... why are you here?"
Yu Wan'er gathered her courage and asked tentatively.
"Oh? I should be asking you that question - what are you doing here?" Jiang Che's tone was playful.
"I... I'm here to organize files," Yu Wan'er lifted her head and stated firmly.
Jiang Che smiled.
[Ding! Host has caught female lead Yu Wan'er stealing exam materials, triggering major villain choice]
[Choice 1: Pretend not to have seen anything, Yu Wan'er's favorability +1]
[Choice 2: Shout loudly to draw attention, reward: one piece of Yu Wan'er's 'clothing']
[Choice 3: "Young lady, you wouldn't want anyone to know about you stealing exam materials, would you?" Gain 10 freely assignable attribute points]
Jiang Che's expression remained calm. After transmigrating, he had been bound to this villain system.
Favorability? Did he need Yu Wan'er's favorability?
Although Yu Wan'er was indeed very beautiful, with looks that would score at least 95 out of 100, if it were an ordinary man, they would probably turn into a complete simp immediately.
But brown-nosing would only lead to nothing in the end.
As for the second choice, it was even more ridiculous.
Yu Wan'er's panties? Only a pervert would be interested in that, right? Moreover... it only said they were Yu Wan'er's, who knows if they'd been worn or not!
If he got unworn ones, wouldn't that be a total loss?
"I choose three!"
Jiang Che slowly walked into the file room, looking around.
Finally, he fixed his gaze behind Yu Wan'er, "Well, well, well, what do we have here? These wouldn't happen to be tomorrow's joint exam papers, would they?"
Jiang Che acted as if he'd discovered some earth-shattering secret, while secretly activating his phone's camera function.
Yu Wan'er panicked and tried to use her body to hide the thick stack of sealed test papers behind her, but she was simply too small and short - the stack of papers was taller than her.
"Tsk tsk tsk, so our great school beauty Yu's consistently top-ranked academic performance... turns out to be achieved through cheating?"
Jiang Che's words made Yu Wan'er panic, "That's not true! You're the one who cheats!"
Yu Wan'er was now deeply regretting why she had come to steal the test papers.
Actually, with her abilities... even without stealing the test papers, she would still rank in the school's top five.
It was mainly her vanity at work, wanting to maintain her false reputation as the school's top student.
"Hehe, do you think I'll believe that?"
"You... Brother Jiang Che... can't you just pretend you didn't see anything? I can put in some good words for you with Sister Ye, okay?" The little loli immediately brought up Ye Mengyao's name.
"Oh? Ye Mengyao?"
"Yes, yes, yes! Brother Jiang Che, aren't you always pursuing Sister Mengyao? I'm so close to her... I can say lots of nice things about you to her."
Everyone at Shilan School knew... Jiang Che, the son of Hangcheng's wealthiest family, was one of Ye Mengyao's pursuers.
"What if I refuse?" Jiang Che's smile gradually cooled.
"You..." Various expressions flitted across Yu Wan'er's small face as she seemed to be making a decision.
Then the little loli's expression changed!
"Hmph, so what if you discovered this? How can you prove I came to steal the test papers? Besides, you're here too... I can just turn the tables and accuse you instead."
"Who do you think the school leaders will believe - me, the top student, or you, who's at the bottom of the class?"
Yu Wan'er showed a wicked smile, her two little canine teeth giving her a threatening look.
Jiang Che just sneered, "Little female brat!"
"What?" Yu Wan'er was stunned, not understanding what Jiang Che had just said.
"I'm saying you're... adorably stupid!"
Jiang Che walked step by step towards Yu Wan'er, looking down at her from above.
Indeed, little female brats... need to be taught a lesson to behave.
"Look at what this is?" Jiang Che magically produced a phone.
A voice played from the phone, "So what if you discovered this? How can you prove I came to steal the test papers..."
Yu Wan'er was dumbfounded, "When... when did you record that video?"
If this video got out, she would be finished.
The crime of stealing exam papers... faced expulsion at Shilan School, even with her excellent grades... she would likely get a major demerit.
Moreover, she would lose her scholarship, her reputation would be ruined, and now with graduation approaching... the cheating might be recorded in her permanent file.
She dared not imagine the consequences, and Yu Wan'er began to feel terrified.
"Give me your phone! Give it to me!"
"Give it to me quickly, wuu wuu wuu~~~"
The little loli jumped up and down in front of Jiang Che, but her five-foot height formed a stark contrast with Jiang Che's six-foot frame.
She couldn't reach it even jumping, and could only fret helplessly... until tears started flowing.
Large teardrops fell plop plop onto the ground, her eyes red and swollen... looking very pitiful.
But Jiang Che wasn't falling for her act. Still trying to play-act with me?
I've already seen through your green tea b*tch facade.
After crying for a while and seeing that her tears weren't working... she wiped the tears from her face.
Her expression gradually became serious, "What do you want?"
"What do I want?" Jiang Che revealed a perverted smile.
"Hehehe~~~"
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
