The story is set in a parallel universe at an elite noble academy.
Shilan School.
As the evening sun set and darkness gradually descended, students were leaving school to return home.
In the secure room on the second floor of the teaching building—
"Jiang... Jiang Che? Why are you here?"
The girl stood frozen in place, looking at the doorway in disbelief.
Her hands were even trembling slightly as she instinctively hid something behind her back.
At that moment, a young man stood at the doorway, wearing a pure white hoodie, leaning against the door frame with his hands in his pockets, watching her with a smile playing on his lips.
Jiang Che had recently transmigrated here, or more precisely, into a novel, becoming a failed villain character.
The novel was titled "The Campus Beauties' Wild Dragon Guardian," which was obviously a typical wish-fulfillment story.
The protagonist, named Lin Yu, had trained in the mountains for over a decade and was tasked by his master to... come down the mountain to be a bodyguard for the school beauties, followed by the usual pattern of showing off, face-slapping, leveling up, and winning beautiful women.
Of course, this Lin Yu was also a somewhat pathetic protagonist who, despite being arrogant and domineering, turned into a complete simp whenever he encountered the female leads.
As for himself... he was a villain in the story, destined to be hung from a tree and beaten by the protagonist.
The son of Hangcheng's wealthiest family... didn't even survive past chapter 50 before being written off.
......
Jiang Che sized up the trembling girl before him.
She wore her hair in twin tails, with wispy bangs partially covering her forehead, standing only about five feet tall... wearing the smallest size of school uniform. Her fair, smooth skin had a slight pink tinge, and her small face was fresh and youthful, full of collagen, making one want to take a bite.
Her small hands were fearfully held behind her back, and her beautiful large eyes were filled with fear, like a young deer.
This appearance would absolutely destroy any lolicon!
Yu Wan'er!
One of the female leads in the novel and also the best friend of the school beauty Ye Mengyao.
However... Jiang Che, who was familiar with the plot, knew that this little loli wasn't as innocent as she appeared.
She was actually a top-tier green tea b*tch!
"Big brother Jiang... Jiang Che? This is the file room... why are you here?"
Yu Wan'er gathered her courage and asked tentatively.
"Oh? I should be asking you that question - what are you doing here?" Jiang Che's tone was playful.
"I... I'm here to organize files," Yu Wan'er lifted her head and stated firmly.
Jiang Che smiled.
[Ding! Host has caught female lead Yu Wan'er stealing exam materials, triggering major villain choice]
[Choice 1: Pretend not to have seen anything, Yu Wan'er's favorability +1]
[Choice 2: Shout loudly to draw attention, reward: one piece of Yu Wan'er's 'clothing']
[Choice 3: "Young lady, you wouldn't want anyone to know about you stealing exam materials, would you?" Gain 10 freely assignable attribute points]
Jiang Che's expression remained calm. After transmigrating, he had been bound to this villain system.
Favorability? Did he need Yu Wan'er's favorability?
Although Yu Wan'er was indeed very beautiful, with looks that would score at least 95 out of 100, if it were an ordinary man, they would probably turn into a complete simp immediately.
But brown-nosing would only lead to nothing in the end.
As for the second choice, it was even more ridiculous.
Yu Wan'er's panties? Only a pervert would be interested in that, right? Moreover... it only said they were Yu Wan'er's, who knows if they'd been worn or not!
If he got unworn ones, wouldn't that be a total loss?
"I choose three!"
Jiang Che slowly walked into the file room, looking around.
Finally, he fixed his gaze behind Yu Wan'er, "Well, well, well, what do we have here? These wouldn't happen to be tomorrow's joint exam papers, would they?"
Jiang Che acted as if he'd discovered some earth-shattering secret, while secretly activating his phone's camera function.
Yu Wan'er panicked and tried to use her body to hide the thick stack of sealed test papers behind her, but she was simply too small and short - the stack of papers was taller than her.
"Tsk tsk tsk, so our great school beauty Yu's consistently top-ranked academic performance... turns out to be achieved through cheating?"
Jiang Che's words made Yu Wan'er panic, "That's not true! You're the one who cheats!"
Yu Wan'er was now deeply regretting why she had come to steal the test papers.
Actually, with her abilities... even without stealing the test papers, she would still rank in the school's top five.
It was mainly her vanity at work, wanting to maintain her false reputation as the school's top student.
"Hehe, do you think I'll believe that?"
"You... Brother Jiang Che... can't you just pretend you didn't see anything? I can put in some good words for you with Sister Ye, okay?" The little loli immediately brought up Ye Mengyao's name.
"Oh? Ye Mengyao?"
"Yes, yes, yes! Brother Jiang Che, aren't you always pursuing Sister Mengyao? I'm so close to her... I can say lots of nice things about you to her."
Everyone at Shilan School knew... Jiang Che, the son of Hangcheng's wealthiest family, was one of Ye Mengyao's pursuers.
"What if I refuse?" Jiang Che's smile gradually cooled.
"You..." Various expressions flitted across Yu Wan'er's small face as she seemed to be making a decision.
Then the little loli's expression changed!
"Hmph, so what if you discovered this? How can you prove I came to steal the test papers? Besides, you're here too... I can just turn the tables and accuse you instead."
"Who do you think the school leaders will believe - me, the top student, or you, who's at the bottom of the class?"
Yu Wan'er showed a wicked smile, her two little canine teeth giving her a threatening look.
Jiang Che just sneered, "Little female brat!"
"What?" Yu Wan'er was stunned, not understanding what Jiang Che had just said.
"I'm saying you're... adorably stupid!"
Jiang Che walked step by step towards Yu Wan'er, looking down at her from above.
Indeed, little female brats... need to be taught a lesson to behave.
"Look at what this is?" Jiang Che magically produced a phone.
A voice played from the phone, "So what if you discovered this? How can you prove I came to steal the test papers..."
Yu Wan'er was dumbfounded, "When... when did you record that video?"
If this video got out, she would be finished.
The crime of stealing exam papers... faced expulsion at Shilan School, even with her excellent grades... she would likely get a major demerit.
Moreover, she would lose her scholarship, her reputation would be ruined, and now with graduation approaching... the cheating might be recorded in her permanent file.
She dared not imagine the consequences, and Yu Wan'er began to feel terrified.
"Give me your phone! Give it to me!"
"Give it to me quickly, wuu wuu wuu~~~"
The little loli jumped up and down in front of Jiang Che, but her five-foot height formed a stark contrast with Jiang Che's six-foot frame.
She couldn't reach it even jumping, and could only fret helplessly... until tears started flowing.
Large teardrops fell plop plop onto the ground, her eyes red and swollen... looking very pitiful.
But Jiang Che wasn't falling for her act. Still trying to play-act with me?
I've already seen through your green tea b*tch facade.
After crying for a while and seeing that her tears weren't working... she wiped the tears from her face.
Her expression gradually became serious, "What do you want?"
"What do I want?" Jiang Che revealed a perverted smile.
"Hehehe~~~"
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
