The story is set in a parallel universe at an elite noble academy.
Shilan School.
As the evening sun set and darkness gradually descended, students were leaving school to return home.
In the secure room on the second floor of the teaching building—
"Jiang... Jiang Che? Why are you here?"
The girl stood frozen in place, looking at the doorway in disbelief.
Her hands were even trembling slightly as she instinctively hid something behind her back.
At that moment, a young man stood at the doorway, wearing a pure white hoodie, leaning against the door frame with his hands in his pockets, watching her with a smile playing on his lips.
Jiang Che had recently transmigrated here, or more precisely, into a novel, becoming a failed villain character.
The novel was titled "The Campus Beauties' Wild Dragon Guardian," which was obviously a typical wish-fulfillment story.
The protagonist, named Lin Yu, had trained in the mountains for over a decade and was tasked by his master to... come down the mountain to be a bodyguard for the school beauties, followed by the usual pattern of showing off, face-slapping, leveling up, and winning beautiful women.
Of course, this Lin Yu was also a somewhat pathetic protagonist who, despite being arrogant and domineering, turned into a complete simp whenever he encountered the female leads.
As for himself... he was a villain in the story, destined to be hung from a tree and beaten by the protagonist.
The son of Hangcheng's wealthiest family... didn't even survive past chapter 50 before being written off.
......
Jiang Che sized up the trembling girl before him.
She wore her hair in twin tails, with wispy bangs partially covering her forehead, standing only about five feet tall... wearing the smallest size of school uniform. Her fair, smooth skin had a slight pink tinge, and her small face was fresh and youthful, full of collagen, making one want to take a bite.
Her small hands were fearfully held behind her back, and her beautiful large eyes were filled with fear, like a young deer.
This appearance would absolutely destroy any lolicon!
Yu Wan'er!
One of the female leads in the novel and also the best friend of the school beauty Ye Mengyao.
However... Jiang Che, who was familiar with the plot, knew that this little loli wasn't as innocent as she appeared.
She was actually a top-tier green tea b*tch!
"Big brother Jiang... Jiang Che? This is the file room... why are you here?"
Yu Wan'er gathered her courage and asked tentatively.
"Oh? I should be asking you that question - what are you doing here?" Jiang Che's tone was playful.
"I... I'm here to organize files," Yu Wan'er lifted her head and stated firmly.
Jiang Che smiled.
[Ding! Host has caught female lead Yu Wan'er stealing exam materials, triggering major villain choice]
[Choice 1: Pretend not to have seen anything, Yu Wan'er's favorability +1]
[Choice 2: Shout loudly to draw attention, reward: one piece of Yu Wan'er's 'clothing']
[Choice 3: "Young lady, you wouldn't want anyone to know about you stealing exam materials, would you?" Gain 10 freely assignable attribute points]
Jiang Che's expression remained calm. After transmigrating, he had been bound to this villain system.
Favorability? Did he need Yu Wan'er's favorability?
Although Yu Wan'er was indeed very beautiful, with looks that would score at least 95 out of 100, if it were an ordinary man, they would probably turn into a complete simp immediately.
But brown-nosing would only lead to nothing in the end.
As for the second choice, it was even more ridiculous.
Yu Wan'er's panties? Only a pervert would be interested in that, right? Moreover... it only said they were Yu Wan'er's, who knows if they'd been worn or not!
If he got unworn ones, wouldn't that be a total loss?
"I choose three!"
Jiang Che slowly walked into the file room, looking around.
Finally, he fixed his gaze behind Yu Wan'er, "Well, well, well, what do we have here? These wouldn't happen to be tomorrow's joint exam papers, would they?"
Jiang Che acted as if he'd discovered some earth-shattering secret, while secretly activating his phone's camera function.
Yu Wan'er panicked and tried to use her body to hide the thick stack of sealed test papers behind her, but she was simply too small and short - the stack of papers was taller than her.
"Tsk tsk tsk, so our great school beauty Yu's consistently top-ranked academic performance... turns out to be achieved through cheating?"
Jiang Che's words made Yu Wan'er panic, "That's not true! You're the one who cheats!"
Yu Wan'er was now deeply regretting why she had come to steal the test papers.
Actually, with her abilities... even without stealing the test papers, she would still rank in the school's top five.
It was mainly her vanity at work, wanting to maintain her false reputation as the school's top student.
"Hehe, do you think I'll believe that?"
"You... Brother Jiang Che... can't you just pretend you didn't see anything? I can put in some good words for you with Sister Ye, okay?" The little loli immediately brought up Ye Mengyao's name.
"Oh? Ye Mengyao?"
"Yes, yes, yes! Brother Jiang Che, aren't you always pursuing Sister Mengyao? I'm so close to her... I can say lots of nice things about you to her."
Everyone at Shilan School knew... Jiang Che, the son of Hangcheng's wealthiest family, was one of Ye Mengyao's pursuers.
"What if I refuse?" Jiang Che's smile gradually cooled.
"You..." Various expressions flitted across Yu Wan'er's small face as she seemed to be making a decision.
Then the little loli's expression changed!
"Hmph, so what if you discovered this? How can you prove I came to steal the test papers? Besides, you're here too... I can just turn the tables and accuse you instead."
"Who do you think the school leaders will believe - me, the top student, or you, who's at the bottom of the class?"
Yu Wan'er showed a wicked smile, her two little canine teeth giving her a threatening look.
Jiang Che just sneered, "Little female brat!"
"What?" Yu Wan'er was stunned, not understanding what Jiang Che had just said.
"I'm saying you're... adorably stupid!"
Jiang Che walked step by step towards Yu Wan'er, looking down at her from above.
Indeed, little female brats... need to be taught a lesson to behave.
"Look at what this is?" Jiang Che magically produced a phone.
A voice played from the phone, "So what if you discovered this? How can you prove I came to steal the test papers..."
Yu Wan'er was dumbfounded, "When... when did you record that video?"
If this video got out, she would be finished.
The crime of stealing exam papers... faced expulsion at Shilan School, even with her excellent grades... she would likely get a major demerit.
Moreover, she would lose her scholarship, her reputation would be ruined, and now with graduation approaching... the cheating might be recorded in her permanent file.
She dared not imagine the consequences, and Yu Wan'er began to feel terrified.
"Give me your phone! Give it to me!"
"Give it to me quickly, wuu wuu wuu~~~"
The little loli jumped up and down in front of Jiang Che, but her five-foot height formed a stark contrast with Jiang Che's six-foot frame.
She couldn't reach it even jumping, and could only fret helplessly... until tears started flowing.
Large teardrops fell plop plop onto the ground, her eyes red and swollen... looking very pitiful.
But Jiang Che wasn't falling for her act. Still trying to play-act with me?
I've already seen through your green tea b*tch facade.
After crying for a while and seeing that her tears weren't working... she wiped the tears from her face.
Her expression gradually became serious, "What do you want?"
"What do I want?" Jiang Che revealed a perverted smile.
"Hehehe~~~"
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
Explosive Plot Song Gua crossed over into another world, bringing along a whole crew of his doppelgangers—all of them mischief-makers. This was a world where everyone could choose a class. Song Gua became a "Bondweaver," capable of borrowing power, while his doppelgangers took on a wide variety of classes, covering just about everything. The number of doppelgangers grew day by day, each one a talented individual with a charming way of speaking. Under Song Gua's brilliant leadership, they would "greet" each other daily and engage in friendly "sparring," pulling off one major scheme after another on Earth. Sometimes they were bandits—stealing bosses, plundering mines, snatching resources. Sometimes they were saviors—descending like divine warriors to face world bosses threatening to massacre cities. Sometimes they even went undercover, infiltrating various major factions to stir up trouble from within, keeping their enemies constantly on edge. To prevent their doppelganger abilities from being exposed, Song Gua made them wear masks with mahjong tile patterns and don Taoist robes in various colors. "Remember, in front of outsiders, call me 'The Dice.'" "Got it! Boss!" "Not 'Boss'—it's 'The Dice.' Think about the vibe, pay attention to the vibe." "Yes! Boss!" "For crying out loud..." From then on, whenever they appeared, they would have their own theme song playing: ~Hey~ paying respects at the mountain stronghold at night~ whose arm is draped over whose shoulder~ gather your courage and follow along...
u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.
or! A blessing for those who struggle with love, a guidebook for dating novices. Quickly match with your dream goddess! Complete walkthroughs earn rewards, and perfect walkthroughs unlock limited achievements!】 Shen Yi, an ordinary office worker, accidentally downloads a mini-game called Dating Simulator. The mini-game is simple: randomly search for dating targets, simulate dates, and receive rewards upon successful confession. Rewards include but are not limited to money, attributes, and skills. The higher the evaluation, the better the rewards, with perfect ratings unlocking mysterious achievements. Shen Yi plans to use this mysterious mini-game to continuously pursue targets and improve himself, making his life better and better. ...... However, after several successful walkthroughs, Shen Yi suddenly notices something strange - the targets he previously simulated dating seem to be searching for him in real life?
