【Boss, according to my investigation, the person behind Su Han is an officer from the military district...】
Jiang Che rubbed his chin. The saying goes, "civilians don't fight with officials," and he really didn't want to make enemies.
But since you dare to stand behind Su Han, don't blame me for pulling you down.
He didn't believe that someone as high-ranking as an old general could really be backing Su Han. After all, Su Han, no matter how impressive, was just a mercenary leader.
They weren't even on the same level—how could there be any connection?
"Monkey, handle this yourself. If you can bring down the person behind Su Han, I'll ask my friend to custom-make an AI girlfriend for you, from loli to ojou-sama..."
Jiang Che had Monkey's weakness firmly in his grasp.
As a world-class hacker, Monkey should have no trouble getting women.
But for some reason, he had a peculiar obsession with dolls. Offer him a real person, and he'd get furious!
Some people just have strange tastes!
Monkey was thrilled. These past few days, he had been utterly infatuated with his new 'girlfriend.' The AI robot was practically perfect—it even helped with cleaning! Aside from the occasional electric short, there were no flaws.
"Boss, don't worry. The person behind Su Han isn't that high-ranking. Once I expose him, he'll be done for..."
Monkey was fawning over Jiang Che.
"Monkey, don't call me 'boss' anymore."
"Why?" Monkey was puzzled.
"I'm afraid I won't be able to open the door with my elbows," Jiang Che joked.
Of course, this world didn't have the "Lao Da" meme, so it was just Jiang Che amusing himself.
"From now on, call me Young Master Jiang."
After all, there were countless people with the surname Jiang in the world, and with his system's assistance, even the world's top hacker couldn't track him down.
If Monkey could be controlled, Jiang Che wouldn't mind keeping him as a subordinate.
But if Monkey had any rebellious thoughts?
Did he really think Jiang Che sent him that AI girlfriend out of kindness? Monkey's address had already been exposed!
"Young Master Jiang... there's one more thing I need to report to you!"
Monkey hesitated for a long time before finally speaking up.
"What is it?"
"Well... the vice-captain of the Wolf Fang Mercenary Group has returned to Dragon Country."
"The vice-captain?" Jiang Che immediately sensed something unusual.
"Exactly. The vice-captain of the Wolf Fang Mercenary Group, codenamed 'Qiangwei.' She's the younger sister of the former Wolf King. After the former Wolf King died, Su Han took over as the leader. Qiangwei is Su Han's admirer, but Su Han isn't interested in her. Instead, he just uses her as a tool..."
Monkey's words made Jiang Che unable to suppress a smile.
Look at this... what a classic plot!
Who would have thought that Su Han, the Wolf King, could have his own little fangirl?
"Monkey, send me Qiangwei's profile first."
"No problem."
【PS: Monkey only loves dolls and has no interest in real people. He won't use his hacking skills to spy on female characters.】
...
In the Maybach.
Jiang Che sat in the back seat, with Yu Wan'er sleeping soundly on his lap.
Her drool had soaked his pants.
But Jiang Che didn't mind Yu Wan'er at all.
He glanced at the driver, a man, and frowned slightly. Having a male driver was quite uncomfortable.
In a couple of days, he'd ask his mom to arrange a female bodyguard. That would be much better.
"Jiang... Jiang Che, you big jerk, I'll bite you to death!"
Even in her dreams, Yu Wan'er was cursing Jiang Che in her soft, childish voice. It was clear that she held quite a grudge against him.
Jiang Che chuckled and pinched her cheek. Yu Wan'er had been staying with Jiang Che for a while now and had even developed a bit of baby fat, her face full of collagen, making people want to take a bite.
Qin Qiaoqiao was also very tired, leaning on Jiang Che's shoulder and dozing off.
As for Ye Mengyao... she had more complicated thoughts. Sitting in the passenger seat, she kept glancing at Jiang Che and the others through the rearview mirror.
Her jealousy was bubbling up again.
People are greedy by nature. Just like a child who gets candy and then wants a doll, once you have Jiang Che's attention, you crave his love, his favoritism, and his pampering.
But Jiang Che rarely pampered her. Most of his affection seemed to go to... Wan'er.
【No! Ye Mengyao! Wan'er is your best friend. How can you be jealous of her?】
【It was you who pushed Wan'er toward Jiang Che in the first place!】
Jiang Che completely ignored Ye Mengyao's inner drama.
Soon, Monkey sent over Qiangwei's profile.
Jiang Che skimmed through it briefly.
She was... quite alluring. Young Master Jiang was determined to have her!
Despite her name being 'Qiangwei' (Rose), she was dressed entirely in black. Her black combat outfit accentuated her figure perfectly. Her small face was as cold as frost, and her long hair cascaded down, almost reaching her thighs.
Her expression screamed one word: assassin.
She was cold, cool, and stunning—exactly Jiang Che's type.
"Tsk tsk tsk... Su Han, since you don't like her, I'll take on this 'burden' for you."
"Monkey, listen to me... do this... and then that..."
Monkey's eyes widened, and then... he silently mourned for the former Wolf King for a second.
......
Su Han's backer fell.
It was an inevitable collapse!
A certain mid-level officer in the military district was dismissed and investigated for abusing his power, dragging down several others in the process.
After all, the so-called "protagonist" was like a tumor. The former director of the Hangcheng Education Bureau had been imprisoned for shielding Lin Yu!
Now, Su Han was no different. Without the protagonist's halo, he was nothing but trouble!
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
