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The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious

The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious Chapter 196

Su Mianmian was stunned.

Although she was now a kitten, her soul was still that of a 20-year-old female college student!

Being single her whole life, she had never even held hands with anyone. A pure and innocent young girl who occasionally watched some R-rated movies.

She had some theoretical knowledge but not much...

Yet today, she was opening her eyes to a whole new world.

" This... is this so terrifying?"

Su Mianmian lay on the bedside table, instinctively burying her head in her two little paws, looking cute and silly.

...

"Huff..."

Jiang Che tightened his buttons and then looked at the little ragdoll cat lying on the bedside table.

Freaked out, buddy? What kind of performance is this?

He chuckled softly, walked up to the cat, and scooped her into his arms.

"Meow..."

Cats have extremely sensitive olfactory senses, dozens of times more sensitive than humans!

"Meow meow! Meow meow meow!"

【Let me go, don't touch my tail!】

【Believe it or not, I'll bite off your... you-know-what and make you a eunuch!】

Su Mianmian began to claw and scratch, trying to inflict some damage on Jiang Che with her little paws.

"Heh... you want to bite me?"

"During your heat cycles, wasn't it me who helped you with cotton swabs? Now you're acting like you don't know me?"

Jiang Che's words stunned Su Mianmian for a moment, followed by an overwhelming sense of shame.

【You pervert! How could you do such a thing to a cat! I'm going to the Animal Protection Association to report you】

Su Mianmian continued to struggle (σ`д′)σ

Jiang Che rubbed his temples helplessly, the once clingy little ragdoll had now turned into a little wild cat.

"Go back to your place right now, or I'll confiscate your cat food."

Using cotton swabs to help a heat-stricken female cat isn't a normal thing to do? After all, anyone who's raised a cat knows how annoying a female cat can be during heat.

Jiang Che had originally planned to spay this little ragdoll by the end of this year.

Who would have thought... this little kitten turned into a chosen one!

【Stop petting me! Damn it... are you treating me like a pancake? You're abusing the cat! Save the cat!】

Jiang Che smirked, this petting business is truly a delight!

...

At the desk, Jiang Che was explaining a problem to Yu Wan'er.

Once, it was Yu Wan'er, the top student, who tutored Jiang Che, the failing student. Now Jiang Che's grades have improved, and he's achieved an utter reversal!

"How can you not understand such an easy question? Has your brain gone bad?"

Jiang Che pinched Yu Wan'er's little ear.

Yu Wan'er was also angry, "Yeah, it's gone bad because of you! Happy now? It must be because you're always teasing me... that's why my grades dropped, allowing you, this lowly loser, to sneak in and become the top student in the whole school, humph... scheming man!"

Jiang Che pursed his lips and smiled, just gently rubbing the girl's head.

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【Don't touch my head!】

Hmm... the feel is great, so Jiang Che used both his big hands to rub Yu Wan'er's head, which is even more addicting than petting a cat.

Mr. Jiang was very pleased, there were two little wildcats at home that were fun to pet.

Su Mianmian was the genuine little wildcat, and with her mind-reading ability... petting Su Mianmian was truly an enjoyment.

And Yu Wan'er... naturally was the big wildcat.

...

"Jiang Che! Your call!"

Chen Ningshuang walked over leisurely, her face filled with reluctance.

Jiang Che had recently given her a new Hanfu outfit. If the previous one was very conservative, making her look like an immortal, then the current one was specially tailored for someone's particular preferences.

It revealed her shoulders and back, with the white, flawless shoulders like top-grade jade, not a single flaw visible. She wore an inner layer of white fur, and an outer layer of thin gauze covered it, perfectly combining purity and sensuality.

"Who is it?"

Jiang Che glanced at Chen Ningshuang and asked indifferently.

"I don't know! They just said they were looking for you."

Chen Ningshuang replied impatiently.

Jiang Che took the phone; the voice on the other end was hoarse, sounding like an old woman.

"Are you Mr. Jiang?"

"Who are you?" Jiang Che frowned.

"Oh... do you know Lin Yu? I'm his master, my name is Zhou Xuemei. Little Yu once offended you... I'd like to sincerely express my apology to you."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Che was slightly surprised.

Lin Yu's master? Zhou Xuemei?

Jiang Che pondered for a moment in his mind, eventually recalling this person.

Zhou Xuemei, in the original plot, was Lin Yu's master.

Lin Yu had two masters; one was that Lin Xiaotian, whose strength was unknown... probably a grandmaster.

The other master was this Zhou Xuemei, a killer with peak internal force cultivation. She was ranked 19th on the assassin ranking list.

However, this Zhou Xuemei seemed to have a congenital progeria.

"Yes, I'm Jiang Che."

Jiang Che replied. Considering the time... Lin Yu's two masters should have already come down from the mountain.

But Jiang Che wasn't afraid of them anymore. If he wanted... he could play with these two all by himself, not to mention his backing of a powerful ancient martial arts family.

Now, listening to their tone, it seemed they already knew about his identity?

No wonder they were so humble!

"Are you looking for Lin Yu?" Jiang Che asked.

Zhou Xuemei on the other end nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, yes. I don't know if you can show great kindness... and let Lin Yu off."

Jiang

's lips curled slightly. "Lin Yu is living quite a luxurious life now, possibly even happier than you can imagine."

But Jiang Che's words took on a different meaning in Zhou Xuemei's ears.

Irony! This must be ironic!

Little Yu must be living a life worse than death right now. As his master... I must save him.

"Mr. Jiang, I beg you... please spare his life? Little Yu is a child from the mountain, he hasn't seen much of the world..."

Jiang Che was a bit speechless. He was telling the truth, they say Lin Yu is thriving with Brother Qiang now, in a sweet and affectionate relationship.

Leaving behind deep-seated hatred, enjoying a twisted life.

"If that's the case, I'll give you Lin Yu's address. You can go find him yourself."

Jiang Che grinned. He guessed Zhou Xuemei might be together with that Lin Xiaotian. If they saw Lin Yu in such a situation... not sure what they'd think.

Thinking of that scene, Jiang Che let out a sinister laugh.

"Mr. Jiang, thank you!"

Zhou Xuemei was very excited. Since Mr. Jiang had given her Lin Yu's address, then maybe Lin Yu was really not in danger, just tied up!

After saying that, Jiang Che hung up the phone.

The feeling of pranking others... was truly delightful!

Cast off morality and etiquette, enjoy a despicable life. I am truly a huge jerk.

No, no, I need to knock on some electronic fish to get some merit.

【Hmph~ Bastard! Laughing so happily... Definitely plotting something sinister!】

Chen Ningshuang now hated Jiang Che to the bone.

"Shuang'er, come over and massage my feet."

How could Jiang Che indulge her? He treated her like a servant, Jiang Che was quite principled... as long as you're not yet my woman, I'll mess with you as I please.

【You——】

Chen Ningshuang was on the verge of tears. She seriously suspected that Jiang Che had cultivated some special skill to read people's thoughts. Otherwise, why would every time she cursed him in her heart, she would suffer misfortune?

For her, a heaven's pride woman, to massage Jiang Che's feet... how could she accept such a thing?!