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The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious

The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious Chapter 199

After the Ye family left, Lin Yu's two masters walked over to him.

"Lin Yu, how did you end up like this?"

Lin Xiaotian looked at his former disciple, never having imagined that the once arrogant and unruly disciple would end up like this in just half a year. He had even heard that one of his testicles had been crippled.

Lin Yu laughed, "Hehe... You both know who did this to me, don't you? Are you brave enough to avenge me?"

This remark immediately silenced both Lin Xiaotian and Zhou Xuemei.

Lin Yu was right; they both knew who the culprit was, but could they dare to cause trouble for Mr. Jiang?

Obviously not.

"But you are my disciple, Lin Xiaotian. Even if you're crippled... you absolutely cannot run around with men!"

Lin Xiaotian angrily pointed at Brother Qiang by Lin Yu's side, making Brother Qiang awkwardly scratch his shiny bald head. He suddenly had the feeling of a poor boy meeting a picky mother-in-law.

As for Lin Yu... he simply shook his head indifferently.

"You can leave now. Consider that I'm no longer your disciple."

With that, he turned to walk toward Ye Liangchen, raised the whip in his hand, and suddenly lashed out, hitting Ye Liangchen.

Ye Liangchen: "......"

"Are you using me to vent your frustration, huh?"

...

What is it like to have too many girls around you?

Jiang Che would say... it's a mix of pain and pleasure.

After all, he had too many romantic entanglements.

At home, he had to take care of Yu Wan'er, Ye Mengyao, Qin Qiaoqiao, and others, while outside, there was also Wang Yanran, the young female cop, to look after.

After all, maintaining a romantic relationship requires time. Otherwise, the sparks of flirtation that had been carefully nurtured could quickly fade away.

"Sister Yanran, I made lunch myself and brought some for you."

Jiang Che passed by Wang Yanran's police station and handed her a lunchbox.

As expected, this unexpected surprise made Wang Yanran a bit overwhelmed, and the other copsaround were all gossiping, even a female cop who was close to Wang Yanran whistled.

Wang Yanran's pretty face blushed slightly, and she gave Jiang Che a glare.

[Jiang Che, this kid, is definitely doing this on purpose, making it so obvious in front of so many colleagues... humph]

Although she said that, deep down, she was really touched.

"You... you didn't have to come specially. I could order takeout."

Wang Yanran blushed!!

This left all the police officers in shock. They never expected... that this usually icy female cop would blush? That she would show such a little womanly side?

It also made them sigh, realizing that even the high-cold flower was, after all, a woman. Her coldness was only for outsiders...

"Sister Yanran, if you don’t like it... then I won’t bring it anymore~"

"No——" After Wang Yanran spoke, she blushed and lowered her head, continuously stamping her feet on the ground.

"Heh... women," Jiang Che lightly curled his lips.

Actively bringing food to Wang Yanran... Is this being a simp?

How could this be a simp? A simp is just self-entertainment, doing things that only move oneself.

Like the two jokers in a deck of cards.

Taken separately... they are just clowns. Only when they are together... are they a powerful trump card. Similarly... only mutual effort can be called a relationship; otherwise... it's just being a clown!

Jiang Che was clearly not that clown.

"Then... Sister Yanran, eat the meal early! This is the bento I made personally for you, full of love."

Jiang Che waved his hand and then quickly left.

After Jiang Che left, the entire police station was filled with sighs.

"Ew~~~ What a stinky romantic atmosphere, and a bento full of love... yuck"

A friend of Wang Yanran pinched her nose and stuck out her tongue, looking disgusted.

"Mo Mo, you're asking for a beating, aren't you?" Wang Yanran glared at her.

But, to be honest, she was really touched.

[Hmph~ You rascal, with so many girls around you, you still want to chase me? Do you really think these amateur flirtation tricks can win me over?]

[A brat who hasn’t even grown up, too naive]

With that, Wang Yanran opened the lunchbox on her own. She was indeed hungry.

The moment she opened the lunchbox, a strong aroma rushed out.

The smell immediately filled the entire police station, and since it was lunchtime... everyone was starving. Wang Yanran's action could be considered a sin against humanity.

This was indeed the food Jiang Che made himself. With his SSS-level cooking skills, the food was no joke; it directly triggered everyone's cravings.

"Gulp~"

Wang Yanran also swallowed her saliva. The lunchbox only contained some simple home-cooked dishes, but after being cooked by Jiang Che, the food was colorful, flavorful, and very appetizing.

"Wow, it smells so good~ Sister Yanran, can I have a bite? Just one bite!"

But obviously, Wang Yanran's face turned cold.

"Smack" - she closed the lunchbox with a snap.

With a cold face, she turned and walked into her office.

"Wow, so heartless! Do you forget your bestie just because you have a man?"

Enjoying her lunch alone, Wang Yanran's lips unconsciously curled up, rising quite hard to control.

"Hmph, Jiang Che, this little bad guy's cooking skill is pretty good?"

...

"Oh? The Ancient Martial Arts Ye Family and Lin Yu’s people got into a fight?"

When Jiang Che heard the news from Brother Qiang, he almost laughed out loud.

Two protagonists clashed over power, fighting for the ownership of Ye Liangchen. In the end, Lin Yu's background was slightly stronger; even his master, a grandmaster-level fighter, came out.

They successfully took down Ye Liangchen. It’s a pity... Ye Liangchen, the protagonist with luck, I’ve never even met him, yet I’ve already made him suffer so much. Maybe Ye Liangchen still doesn't even know who’s behind all this.

"Looks like Lin Yu and Bald Qi ang really love each other. Without realizing it, I accidentally brought them together? I really am a good person."

Jiang Che was quite reflective, thinking that... out of all the big villains in the world, who else would do such a thing?

Not only did he not kill the protagonist, but he also acted as a matchmaker, helping them connect!

As Jiang Che thought about it, he let out a spooky laugh, "Hehehehe." His creepy smile scared Su Mianmian in his arms.

[You scumbag, you’re definitely up to no good! I, Su Mianmian, have long seen through you]

Jiang Che: "......"

Damn it, why is Su Mianmian's mouth so foul? Yu Wan'er only calls me a smelly fish, but you little wildcat... you call me a smelly scumbag?

"Why is this cat so unruly? I heard that female cats become much gentler after giving birth. Tomorrow, I’ll find a few male cats for you to mate with."

Su Mianmian: "w(゚Д゚)w"

[Am I not gentle enough? I’m already very gentle, alright?]

[Wait! Wait wait! Does this guy really hear what I’m thinking?]