Skip to content
The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious

The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious Chapter 2

Yu Wan'er was terrified by Jiang Che's smile.

She instinctively took two steps back, and being clever, she vaguely guessed what this guy was planning to do.

"I'm warning you... don't try anything funny!"

"I'll tell Sister Ye, and then you can forget about ever winning her over!"

Jiang Che maintained an indifferent expression.

He waved his phone and leaned forward... revealing a smile.

"Yu Wan'er, you wouldn't want others to know about you stealing the exam papers, would you?"

In fact, this was quite in character for him. In his previous life, Jiang Che wasn't exactly a saint either - he was a chauffeur for executives.

With his excellent eloquence and personal abilities, he had won the hearts of many wealthy ladies and lived quite extravagantly, until unfortunately... he got into a car accident!

And died!

......

"Are you... are you threatening me?"

Yu Wan'er's expression changed. Wasn't Jiang Che supposed to be Ye Mengyao's devoted admirer?

How come even bringing up Ye Mengyao wasn't working?

"You guessed right, but unfortunately there's no prize!"

Jiang Che laughed arrogantly, like some creepy uncle... no, more like a creepy guy.

"What do you want?"

"I know you want to pursue Sister Ye Mengyao. I can give you some tips, I know many of Sister Ye Mengyao's little secrets..."

What a fake friendship!

"No, no, no! I'm more interested in you now!"

Jiang Che cornered Yu Wan'er against the wall, looking down at her like prey.

Yu Wan'er's heart skipped a beat.

Oh no, she was in trouble - he was coming for her!

"You... you need to calm down."

"What exactly do you want?"

Jiang Che chuckled softly, "What do you think?"

"You—" The little girl's face instantly turned bright red.

An indescribable feeling of shame washed over her.

"Want to bet I'll scream right now? We'll both go down together!"

Yu Wan'er bit her lip, putting on an unyielding expression.

"Then I'll just have to give this video to the teachers~" Jiang Che shrugged.

"Go ahead, we'll both suffer the consequences. I'll tell everyone you tried to take advantage of me here. I'll lose face, but you'll end up in jail."

Come on, let's hurt each other!

"Perfect, I just recorded what you said, hehehe~~~"

Jiang Che revealed a devilish smile.

"...I'll tell everyone you tried to take advantage of me here. I'll lose face, but you'll end up in jail..."

He had cleverly edited Yu Wan'er's words, knowing exactly how to take things out of context.

When played like this, the meaning would be completely different!

"You...."

Yu Wan'er was furious, "You... you can't do this!"

No matter how scheming Yu Wan'er might be, she was still just a student who hadn't experienced the real world.

Facing an old fox like Jiang Che made her scared.

......

"Ah~" Jiang Che sighed helplessly while rubbing his temple.

"Fine, I won't force you!"

Jiang Che smiled.

"Give me one kiss, and I'll forget everything that happened today. How's that?"

Jiang Che's words made Yu Wan'er's expression change again, and she kept shaking her head.

"Then don't blame me—"

"Wait, wait!"

Yu Wan'er's beautiful big eyes were glistening with tears as she stood on her tiptoes.

But due to her height, she could only reach Jiang Che's chest with her nose.

"Can you... can you lower your head and bring your face closer?"

The little girl's voice was as tiny as a mosquito's.

A noble man should never lower his head, except when kissing or picking up money!

"You... you!" The girl's eyes widened, mist gathering in her bright pupils.

......

Two minutes later—

"Is that... enough?"

"Give... give me your phone! Delete everything in it!"

Yu Wan'er's face was crimson as she persisted.

"Alright, alright, look... I'm deleting everything, okay?"

Jiang Che deleted all the video files in front of Yu Wan'er, and only then did the little girl breathe a sigh of relief, her face showing some ease.

"You jerk, you'll never win over Sister Ye Mengyao in this lifetime!!!"

Yu Wan'er spat out some fierce words before fleeing in embarrassment.

Watching Yu Wan'er's retreating figure, Jiang Che laughed out loud.

A little girl is still a little girl, no matter how calculating... so easy to fool.

Settings, File Recovery, Recovery Successful!

It's just like deleting a desktop shortcut on a computer - completely useless.

Jiang Che's eyes grew increasingly perverted as he licked his lips.

This secret will feed me for a year!

......

[Ding! Congratulations host on completing the choice]

[Reward: 10 freely assignable attribute points]

Free attribute points - Jiang Che couldn't help but get excited.

He opened his attribute panel.

[Host: Jiang Che]

[Age: 18]

[Strength: 8] [Speed: 10]

[Intelligence: 15 (Stupidity aura ineffective)]

[Charm: 20]

"Add them all to strength"

Without solid power, wouldn't he just end up being hung from a tree and whipped by that crazy protagonist?

As far as he knew, the protagonist Lin Yu's combat abilities were terrifyingly powerful, capable of beating up more than a dozen well-trained bodyguards single-handedly.

Soon, Jiang Che felt a surge of powerful force flowing into his body.

[Strength +10, current Strength 18 points]

10 points of strength is what a normal adult man possesses, while 18 points of strength is almost comparable to a lightweight boxer.

Although still quite far from protagonist Lin Yu's level, slow and steady wins the race.

As the son of a billionaire with nearly hundred billion in family assets and system assistance, if he couldn't deal with a martial artist who had come down from the mountain... that would be rather embarrassing.

......

When Jiang Che left school, it was already getting dark, and there weren't many students around.

"Jiang... Jiang Che"

A bell-like voice rang out from behind, and Jiang Che turned to look.

It was a young woman wearing a long-sleeved egg-yellow top, white pants, and clean white shoes. Her long hair was tied up in a high ponytail that cascaded down.

She had a tall, slender figure with perfect, flawless legs that could have come straight from a manga!

Jiang Che turned to look, his expression showing slight emotion - what a beautiful girl.

The destined female protagonist, Ye Mengyao!