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The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious

The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious Chapter 278

It has to be admitted that the "Book of Mathematics and Logic" is undoubtedly the most overpowered skill Jiang Che has ever acquired so far.

And this is just a fragment of it. If he were to obtain the complete version of the Book of Mathematics and Logic, he would undoubtedly become a truly omniscient being.

Jiang Che has come to understand the saying: To know all is to be capable of all!

With the ability to know everything, one can comprehend all the unknowns of the world, and thus become omnipotent.

Of course, Jiang Che is not an ambitious person. He has no interest in omniscience and doesn’t want to walk down the path of becoming all-knowing.

......

"What? You want to eat it?"

Jiang Che slowly crouched down, holding a pill between his fingers.

"Meow meow meow~~~"

[Give it to me! Give it to me! I want to eat it... please, give it to me!]

Su Mianmian pawed at Jiang Che's pant leg, her cat eyes filled with longing.

The temptation of this pill was simply too great for her. Even though she hadn’t tasted it yet, she already knew in her heart... this pill would definitely help her transform into human form.

As for why she had this feeling, it’s like... how people, after reaching adulthood, somehow just understand certain implicit things without being taught.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Su Mianmian, how can you be so shameless? This pill alone cost me billions in materials, not to mention my labor fees..."

Jiang Che began teasing Su Mianmian.

In reality, it wasn’t that valuable. All that talk about thousand-year or ten-thousand-year ingredients was just him exaggerating. The medicinal herbs were only a hundred years old, and a hundred-year-old ginseng only cost a little over a million. The total cost of the raw materials was less than five million.

For an ordinary person, this might be a lifetime’s worth of savings, but for Jiang Che... it was just pocket change.

[Jiang Che, I know you too well. You made this pill just for me to eat, right? And then, after I transform... I’ll become an adorable catgirl...]

Jiang Che: "......"

Sometimes, being too smart isn’t necessarily a good thing.

Jiang Che chuckled softly.

"Are you sure you’ll turn into a cute catgirl after transforming? What if you end up as an ugly cat demon... and scare me to death?"

[I... I...]

She wasn’t sure either. After all, who could say for certain how these things would turn out?

[But you have to let me try! How will I know if it works if I don’t try? If it succeeds, you’ll gain an adorable catgirl maid~]

"Su Mianmian, you really have no shame, do you?"

[......]

Could shame fill her stomach?

If she cared about shame, she’d have to remain a cat for the rest of her life, never able to play the piano she’s been dreaming about. Heaven knows how envious she’s been these past few days watching Bai Qiangwei play the piano.

"Here, eat it~"

Jiang Che chuckled and then tossed the pill toward Su Mianmian.

"Gulp—"

Su Mianmian did a backflip and swallowed the transformation pill in one go, even smacking her lips afterward.

[Huh? That’s it? I don’t feel anything...]

Su Mianmian even spun around in place a couple of times, but soon she couldn’t keep up her act.

A surge of intense heat flooded through her body.

[Jiang Che, save me~~~ I’m going to die!]

Su Mianmian collapsed to the ground, legs splayed, and began rolling her eyes.

The terrifying heat caused all the fur on her body to stand on end.

Then, a burst of intense light erupted from within her.

Holy light!!!

Jiang Che’s eyes widened, filled with curiosity (and a hint of perversion). He wanted to see how a cat transformed into a human.

Soon, the holy light dissipated.

A figure with a perfect, curvaceous body lay sprawled on the carpet.

Her arms supported her upper body, her face was breathtakingly beautiful, with a hint of confusion in her expression. The most striking feature was her heterochromatic eyes!

Her left eye was green, and her right eye was blue, perfectly inheriting the eye colors of a Ragdoll cat. Her eyes seemed to hold the universe and stars within them.

Having just transformed, her body was only partially covered by a cascade of silvery-white hair.

Her smooth, fair back and those alluring shoulders were enough to make anyone’s imagination run wild.

Of course... the most attention-grabbing feature was the fluffy tail that swayed back and forth, almost teasingly.

And her ears hadn’t fully transformed either—a pair of white, furry cat ears twitched adorably.

Clearly, the creator of this temporary transformation pill was a top-tier furry enthusiast.

"Huh? Did I... transform???"

Su Mianmian’s eyes widened in disbelief as she looked down at her hands.

A pair of delicate, slender hands—a feast for any hand fetishist.

"Really? I really transformed?"

Su Mianmian happily sat up from the carpet, her long hair cascading down, and her tail swaying excitedly.

She was overjoyed, until she accidentally caught sight of her tail.

"Huh? Whose tail is this? It’s so long..."

Su Mianmian reached out and tugged at it, then froze.

As everyone knows, cats can’t control their tails.

"Ah!!! This is my tail?"

Su Mianmian jumped up in fright, but having been a cat for so long, her human legs weren’t used to moving yet. She stumbled and collapsed back onto the ground.

The once-graceful beauty now looked utterly disheveled, much to Jiang Che’s amusement.

Well, he’d already gotten his fill of eye candy. Su Mianmian’s transformation into a catgirl had definitely hit all the right notes for him.

Jiang Che walked over to the wardrobe, took out one of Chen Ningshuang’s Hanfu robes, and draped it over Su Mianmian’s shoulders.

"Huh?" Su Mianmian looked up in confusion, then down at herself.

Her mind went blank for a moment, but strangely... she didn’t feel much of anything?

Perhaps having been a cat for so long, she’d grown used to not wearing clothes. Now, suddenly being dressed felt oddly uncomfortable.

Suddenly, Su Mianmian dashed toward the bathroom!

Staring at her reflection in the mirror, Su Mianmian was completely stunned.

She... her face looked the same as in her past life, but even more beautiful. The most striking feature was her heterochromatic eyes and the silvery-white hair.

Of course, there were also the cat ears and tail that she found utterly mortifying.

"Jiang Che!!! What’s going on? Why can’t I get rid of these ears and tail?"

"I get it now. You did this on purpose, didn’t you? To satisfy your perverted, lowbrow fantasies. You’re such a creep!"

Su Mianmian didn’t hold back in front of Jiang Che. She already knew he could read her mind, so there was no point in hiding her thoughts. She might as well just say it outright.

Jiang Che, however, simply held up two fingers.

"Two hours!"

Upon hearing Jiang Che’s words, Su Mianmian’s face turned pale. She instinctively covered her chest, trying to shield her body, but her figure was clearly far more impressive than Chen Ningshuang’s.

The Hanfu robe wouldn’t even close properly!

"Two hours? You... you can’t be serious! I haven’t even gotten used to this body yet. I can’t even walk properly..."

Jiang Che sighed, "Do you really think I’m the kind of person who’s always thinking about dirty things?"

Su Mianmian nodded earnestly.

Jiang Che was furious. "Two hours! You now have two hours. After that, you'll turn back into a cat."

Su Mianmian: "???"