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The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious

The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious Chapter 280

Su Mianmian herself didn’t know how she managed to say it. It felt like her brain had overheated, and the words just tumbled out.

“Heh…” Jiang Che let out a cold laugh, then glanced at his watch.

“You’ve been in your transformed state for 1 hour and 42 minutes. You’ve got 18 minutes left before you revert to your original form.”

“18 minutes… Are you insulting me? Or are you insulting me?”

Jiang Che’s smile sent a chill down Su Mianmian’s spine.

“Little wildcat, you’ve been spying on me for so long. You should know me pretty well by now, right?”

When Su Mianmian didn’t respond, Jiang Che continued.

“I’ll let you off this time. Consider that 200-million-yuan Transformation Pill as a candy for you to munch on!”

“But Su Mianmian, your piano performance is quite the luxury. An hour of playing costs 100 million yuan? Even the world’s top pianists don’t charge that much.”

Jiang Che’s words made Su Mianmian blush.

It was true. She had never heard of any pianist charging over 100 million yuan for a performance.

In a way, wasn’t this some kind of honor?

The thought of having played a piano worth hundreds of millions made the corners of Su Mianmian’s lips curl up involuntarily.

One word: exhilarating!

But soon, her mood soured again.

A single transformation cost 200 million yuan. Even if she did transform… giving herself to Jiang Che wouldn’t be worth that much!

Though she was a bit narcissistic, she knew she wasn’t exactly made of diamonds.

200 million for one transformation? Even if it were burnt into paper money, she’d still think it was too expensive!

“Pfft—”

Hearing Su Mianmian’s inner thoughts, Jiang Che couldn’t help but laugh.

This little wildcat had a good sense of self-awareness!

Of course, he wouldn’t spend hundreds of millions just to woo a girl. The materials for the temporary Transformation Pill only cost a few million yuan at most.

Even a few million was a staggering amount.

So, Jiang Che definitely wouldn’t spend that much every time just to let Su Mianmian transform.

And let’s not forget… Jiang Che had a few spirit fields!

The spirit fields contained a wisp of spiritual energy, and the level of this energy surpassed that of the ordinary world.

Even a thousand-year-old Vermilion Bird Tree, a top-tier treasure, could bear fruit rapidly, let alone ginseng.

The Vermilion Bird Tree was said to bear fruit only once every 60 years, but planted in the spirit field, it could yield fruit in just a month—efficiency akin to riding a rocket.

Jiang Che was a man of action. As soon as he obtained the recipe for the temporary Transformation Pill, he started planting ginseng.

Exactly one month had passed since then.

In that month, the ordinary ginseng planted in the spirit field had almost all transformed into 200-year-old ginseng, which was more than enough!

This meant that in about half a year, he could obtain thousand-year-old top-tier medicinal herbs.

By then, he could give Su Mianmian a permanent transformation.

But until then… Su Mianmian would have to remain in her cat-girl form.

“Su Mianmian, there’s something I’ve been curious about for a long time. I hope you can help me clear it up.”

Jiang Che’s serious tone made Su Mianmian tense up.

[Oh no, this guy’s definitely going to take advantage of me. Well… for the sake of 200 million, I’ll let him have his way this time.]

Su Mianmian bit her lip lightly, her hands nervously clutching her collar, which was almost bursting open from her perfect figure.

The girl was quite nervous. Though she had spied on many live scenes in her cat form, it was a completely different story when it was her turn!

“I’m just curious, Mianmian… where exactly is your tail?”

“You must have heard Wan’er’s words earlier. Is it naturally grown… or is it like a mortise-and-tenon joint? I’m genuinely asking out of curiosity.”

Su Mianmian: “……”

Seeing Jiang Che’s earnest expression, Su Mianmian felt like her mentality was about to collapse.

She thought she had a good grasp of how shameless Jiang Che could be, but now… she realized she was still too naive.

To think he could make such a perverted question sound so righteous!

It reminded her of the time Jiang Che had taken Chen Ningshuang to cultivate in the spirit field. The shamelessness of framing it as a serious activity was just too much!

What a pervert!

“You—”

Su Mianmian’s face turned bright red, her cat tail swishing restlessly, looking utterly adorable.

Though she wanted to refuse outright, the thought of Jiang Che spending 200 million yuan… made her reconsider.

……

“Damn, it’s a real cat tail!”

Jiang Che’s curiosity was satisfied. Cat girls like this actually existed!

The tail grew from the third bone above the tailbone, soft to the touch and incredibly comfortable.

“Jiang… Jiang Che, I… I think I’m about to go into heat again.”

Su Mianmian paced around anxiously, her face flushed. Clearly, her tail was a sensitive area, likely packed with nerve endings.

Jiang Che shrugged helplessly. You’re cutting it too close.

He then extended his fingers, counting down, “Three! Two! One!”

Su Mianmian was practically clinging to Jiang Che when, in the next second…

A flash of light erupted, and the stunning silver-haired cat girl vanished.

Su Mianmian had reverted to a pitiful, helpless little Ragdoll cat.

And a Ragdoll cat in heat, no less.

[Jiang Che, you started this fire. You’d better put it out.]

Jiang Che: “……”

This line sounded like something straight out of an old-school CEO novel: “Woman, you started this fire. You’d better put it out~~~”

Suddenly, Jiang Che had a wild thought. What if, in the heat of the moment with the transformed Su Mianmian, she suddenly reverted to her cat form…

Damn, that mental image was too much to handle!

Jiang Che definitely couldn’t take it. “I’ll just use higher-grade herbs to refine the Transformation Pill from now on.”

With the same recipe and refining method, the higher the grade of the herbs, the longer the transformation would last.

Of course, for an average man, two hours would be more than enough—maybe even two minutes would be excessive.

But was Jiang Che an average man?

[Jiang Che, thank you… for letting me live out a dream.]

Su Mianmian rubbed against Jiang Che’s leg, looking pitiful.

“Heh… next time I let you transform, I’ll be charging interest,” Jiang Che said, his smile turning increasingly devious.

Su Mianmian: “……”

Seeing Su Mianmian like this, Jiang Che licked his lips. This Transformation Pill was terrifying!

If he just found any random cat on the street and fed it the pill, wouldn’t he get himself a cat girl?

Of course, Jiang Che wasn’t that perverted—forcing female cats to transform and then taking them home as wives.

But if this ability fell into the hands of some unscrupulous old perverts… it would be a nightmare.

Within a hundred-mile radius, not a single female cat would be safe!

Is it the distortion of human nature or the collapse of morality? Why is the female cat in the neighborhood constantly meowing in distress? Why is the neighbor's little female dog inexplicably pregnant? And why did the sow at Butcher Wang's house give birth to eight piglets in one litter?

"Thankfully, such power is in the hands of someone as upright as me,"

Jiang Che sighed.