After breakfast, Jiang Che finally found some free time to check out the newly acquired rewards in his possession.
[Strongest Pretentious System Source Code]
[System analysis has deconstructed Ye Liangchen's 'Strongest Pretentious System' and obtained its source code, granting you a 'Pretentious System.']
[Ding! Host has acquired the source code. Would you like to integrate the Pretentious System's functions into the current system?]
"No integration!"
Jiang Che refused without hesitation. From the system's introduction, he had learned that this Pretentious System was practically useless—successfully showing off would yield minimal rewards, while failing would result in penalties!
What kind of scam system was this? Only a fool would bind with it!
Still, Jiang Che kept it anyway—who would complain about having more tools at their disposal?
Later, he could use this 'Pretentious System' to artificially create a loyal "Chosen One" under his control and infiltrate the Association of the Fated...
Just imagining the future, where the entire Association of the Fated would be filled with his own people, made Jiang Che let out a sinister chuckle.
"President, give it up. Everyone outside is Jiang Che's man!"
At that moment, a graceful white figure entered Jiang Che's line of sight.
Su Mianmian, now in human form, was cradling a little orange kitten in her arms. The kitten playfully pawed at Su Mianmian's white hair, thoroughly amused.
"Jiang Che, don’t tell me you’re having dirty thoughts about this little kitten?"
Su Mianmian sat down beside Jiang Che, stroking the fur of the kitten, Huangdoufen (Yellow Bean Powder), with both hands.
Jiang Che glanced sideways. "Heh, guess?"
Su Mianmian rolled her eyes. She could tell exactly what he was thinking just from that look—how could she not understand this old pervert?
"You’re such a creep! She’s just a six-month-old kitten!"
As she spoke, Su Mianmian gently patted Huangdoufen’s tiny head.
"Su Mianmian, don’t slander me like that. I’m not as twisted as you think."
"Oh yeah, sure—you’re even worse than I imagined."
Jiang Che sighed, then spent 1,000 points in the system shop to exchange for an 'Enlightenment Fruit.'
After the system upgrade, many new features had been added, and earning points was as simple as scamming the Chosen Ones.
Today was the perfect opportunity to use them.
[Enlightenment Fruit: Grants intelligence to animals, elevating them to spiritual beasts and gradually unlocking human-like cognition...]
The moment Jiang Che took out the fruit, Huangdoufen excitedly leaped out of Su Mianmian’s arms.
Su Mianmian stared at the fruit in shock—her sharp intuition told her this was no ordinary item.
Jiang Che didn’t immediately feed it to Huangdoufen, though.
"This Enlightenment Fruit can help Huangdoufen evolve into a spiritual beast, gradually giving her intelligence comparable to humans. Of course, it won’t happen overnight. Think of it as raising a daughter or a little sister, huh?"
Su Mianmian was speechless.
"You really are a pervert! Are you seriously planning to raise her like some kind of pet project?"
Her eyes were filled with disdain—this man was truly despicable!
The kitten had no intelligence, so he was going to force-feed her an Enlightenment Fruit to develop her mind. Then, after giving her a Human Transformation Pill, he’d end up with a wife?
Jiang Che chuckled, stroking Huangdoufen’s head before feeding her the fruit.
With an "Awoo!" the fruit was gone in an instant.
Huangdoufen licked her lips, blinking at Jiang Che as if to say, "More, please!"
The effects of the Enlightenment Fruit were gradual—slowly awakening her spirit and intellect.
Su Mianmian wasn’t wrong—this was indeed a "raising" project!
Who could resist the charm of an adorable cat girl they personally nurtured?
[You’re seriously twisted...]
"Thanks for the compliment!"
[Gah—I almost forgot this guy can eavesdrop on thoughts.]
......
Chen Hao’s efficiency was impressive—he quickly found the organization he was looking for.
The Association of the Fated.
Before him stood several figures clad in black robes, their identities shrouded in mystery.
"You’re Chen Hao?"
Nervously, Chen Hao nodded. "Yes, that’s me."
"You claim... you have a system?"
Mention of the system made Chen Hao’s breath hitch. This was a strategy his system had taught him—by flaunting his abilities online, someone would inevitably seek him out.
So, over the past few days, while reading novels, he had left ten thousand comments, bragging about his system.
Sure enough, someone soon reached out, inviting him to join the Association of the Fated.
Now, he was meeting this mysterious organization in person.
Another black-robed figure flipped through Chen Hao’s profile and frowned.
"Chen Hao, eldest son of the ancient martial arts Chen family. Has a younger sister. Initial cultivation level: mid-stage Dark Force. Within a year, worked as a security guard for seven companies. Current strength: early-stage Grandmaster..."
Then, he lifted his gaze to scrutinize Chen Hao.
"It sounds like a master descending the mountain? But it also seems like a security guard trope? Is your system about getting stronger by being a security guard?"
Chen Hao blinked in confusion.
"No... my system is actually a scam—" Chen Hao almost blurted out 'Scam God System,' but he quickly reconsidered.
Wasn't his mission to trick these people from the Chosen Ones Association?
If he confessed now, wouldn’t they become wary of him?
How could he keep scamming them then?
"Ahem... my system is called the 'Ultimate Friendship and Helping Others System,'"
After thinking for a while, Chen Hao made up a name on the spot.
The interrogator was completely baffled. He took off his glasses, revealing a surprisingly youthful face beneath the black robe.
Clearly, those who could join the Chosen Ones Association were no ordinary people—over ninety percent were Children of Fortune, and all of them had been disciplined into composure, unlikely to smirk recklessly.
"Ultimate... Friendship and Helping Others System??? So, a hookup system?"
Hearing the young man’s words, Chen Hao nearly lost his composure.
"My system’s function is to make friends far and wide, help others... and earn points based on the emotional reactions of others. The stronger the reaction, the more points I get. Points can be exchanged for rewards in the system store."
Chen Hao’s explanation made Su Ye’s eyes light up. "Points for rewards?"
Such systems were usually considered top-tier within the Association.
After all, as long as you had points, you could milk the system dry!
The Chosen Ones Association would spare no expense to cultivate individuals like this—giving them whatever they needed to rack up points, exchange rewards, and then split the profits.
But then, another black-robed figure beside Su Ye suddenly stood up.
Pointing a finger at Chen Hao, he declared, "You’re lying!"
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"
