"Get lost, don't bother me."
As soon as Jiang Che returned home, the family's white Ragdoll cat ran to his feet and kept rubbing against him. It seemed the female cat was in heat recently, always rubbing against his trouser legs.
Jiang Che wasn't particularly interested in cats. He gently moved it aside with his foot. The Ragdoll cat meowed pitifully and then hid under the table.
"Xiao Che, you're too rough, aren't you? Are you this rough with girls too?"
Jiang Yunli hurried to the table, picked up the cat from under it, and held it in her arms.
"You scared Xiao Guai," Jiang Yunli gently stroked the Ragdoll cat, which rubbed its head against Jiang Yunli's chest pitifully.
"Damn, even a cat is acting so green tea!" Jiang Che cursed inwardly.
...
During dinner, Jiang Yuan and Jiang Yunli held a meeting for Jiang Che.
The topic of discussion... naturally was Yu Wan'er.
"Xiao Che, what do you plan to do about Yu Wan'er and Ye Mengyao?"
Jiang Yunli had obviously told Jiang Yuan about the situation between Jiang Che and Yu Wan'er. This wasn't a small matter... especially since the Jiang family was a multi-billion-dollar conglomerate!
Jiang Che frowned, "What do you mean?"
Were they trying to make him choose between the two?
Little kids make choices; I want them all!
As a qualified villain, he would inevitably encounter many protagonists with luck, and naturally, many destined heroines.
Giving up on any heroine... Jiang Che felt it would be a huge sin.
But obviously, he couldn't say this to his parents, lest he scare them to death.
Jiang Che didn't respond and changed the subject instead.
"How's the company doing? Should be going well, right?"
When it came to the company, Jiang Yuan was full of pride. "Of course! I've recently conducted a major purge, replaced many old-timers in the company, and promoted some new talents. Most importantly... our new product passed the national standards review, and the effects are very significant..."
"Xiao Che, our company has seen a lot of changes. How about you try working in the company? This is a great time for you to establish your authority."
Jiang Che immediately refused!
Come on... why would he ever go to work in the company?
Isn't it great just being a rich second-generation?
...
Meanwhile, Yu Wan'er couldn't sleep.
The girl curled up in her little bed, hugging a faded teddy bear, wearing a thin white nightgown.
Yu Wan'er stared blankly at the night sky outside the window, only blinking when her eyes felt dry, looking like a doll.
She recalled what happened last night...
She had no idea how to face Jiang Che now. If Jiang Che really liked her... that would be better.
But the problem was, she clearly knew that Jiang Che was a pervert, just lusting after her body, not taking her seriously.
Yet she... was gradually falling for him.
This feeling was terrifying... like a traveler sinking in quicksand, struggling but being swallowed bit by bit.
This was something she had never even dared to imagine before. Moreover, Ye Mengyao also liked Jiang Che... although she had always been the little parasite by Ye Mengyao's side, she also had deep feelings for Ye Mengyao.
"Sister Yaoyao... I'm sorry!"
Thinking about it, the little girl started crying softly, hugging the teddy bear tightly, as if it could bring her a sense of security.
Crying herself to sleep, the girl curled up like a little hedgehog, a sleeping posture that best showed her unease and helplessness.
"Jiang Che... you pervert."
"Stop bullying me, okay~"
Clearly, Jiang Che's impression on Yu Wan'er had deeply rooted, even her sleep talking... was cursing Jiang Che.
......
"Ah... Achoo!"
Jiang Che wiped his nose. "Did someone curse me last night?"
He was a bit surprised. After all, he was a martial artist at the late stage of Dark Force, yet he caught a cold?
What a miracle!
Just as Jiang Che was pondering, the system's voice interrupted his thoughts.
[Ding! System detected a new protagonist with luck.]
Jiang Che frowned. "A new protagonist already? I haven't even dealt with Lin Yu yet."
[Ding! Host is a major villain, automatically possessing the title of major villain. Your probability of encountering protagonists or heroines with luck will be significantly increased.]
Alright, so I'm really turning into a villain.
"But system, you won't throw me some ridiculously overpowered protagonists, right? Like a Demon Emperor returning, a Immortal Lord reborn, a God King reincarnated... how am I supposed to fight them?"
Come on, I'm into martial arts, and you're throwing me into cultivation... forget it, just end it!
[Not for now. The current world level won't produce protagonists of that caliber.]
"You mean it will in the future?" Jiang Che's mouth twitched.
Is it too late to unbind the system now?
"Oh well, maybe I'll get to play with fairies later!"
Jiang Che swallowed and quickly restrained his perverted expression.
"Ahem... where is this protagonist? I don't see him."
Soon, he spotted a young man in a security guard uniform.
The young security guard's head also had a panel data.
[Chen Hao (Stupidity Aura Lost)]
[21 years old, new security guard at Shilan School]
[Descendant of the Chen Family, master of Tai Chi, and at the mid-stage of Dark Force]
A security guard?
Jiang Che pondered, looking at Chen Hao. It was obvious... a young master from a big family experiencing life, working as a security guard, starting to act cool, picking up girls, and slapping faces.
In short, one word: refreshing!
Chen Hao seemed to sense something and turned to look at Jiang Che's car, his eyes filled with confusion. He felt like someone was watching him?
But at that moment, a sudden change occurred!
A girl's scream came from ahead.
"Get lost! I've already called the police!"
"Stay away from me!"
Hearing the girl's scream, Chen Hao's expression changed, and he rushed over immediately.
Jiang Che's eyes narrowed as well, stepping on the gas and speeding up!
You want to act cool?
You're dreaming!
e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"
Lean Toward Absurd Humor (Warning: Slightly Abstract, Proceed with Caution) + Later Chapters Focus on Romantic Daily Life + Sugar-Coated Moments + Multiple Couples + Guaranteed Sweet and Enjoyable Read】 Liu Muye, a struggling campus romance novelist, had just finished his last book and decided to quit writing to work in a factory the next day. But by some twist of fate, he transmigrated into his own novel, becoming the son of the school’s chairman. He was given a mission: "Save the villainess from her tragic fate," or else he could never return to the real world! Liu Muye: "Huh? You’re saying if I don’t save the villainess, I’m stuck here forever?" But wait! Before he could even process the mission, Liu Muye realized something far more important. "Hold on, what’s my identity again? The chairman’s son?" "Does that mean I’m filthy rich and can do whatever I want in this world?" "Screw saving the villainess—I’m about to live my best life!" ...Some time later... Liu Muye finally noticed something was off. "Hey, hey, why is the domineering CEO now a rebellious teenager?" "And why is the aloof female lead acting like a delinquent too?" "Most importantly, why is the villainess clinging to me, begging to date?!" "None of this makes sense! Not one bit!"
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
is Tough】+【The Protagonist is a Succubus】+【Sibling Rivalry】+【Extra Sweet】+【No Tragedies】+【Emotional Tug-of-War】+【So Sweet It Feels Like Sci-Fi】 ... ... 【Sister Tags: Gentle, Cold & Aloof, Passionate, Tsundere, Selfless, Black Long Hair, Adorable, Loli, British Princess, Elementary School Student, etc...】 ... ... 【Notification: Completed making breakfast for younger sister Gu Ximan. Reward: 1 point】 【Notification: Completed squeezing toothpaste for younger sister Gu Ximan. Reward: 1 point】 【Notification: Special mission has been inactive for two weeks and cannot refresh. Please complete it as soon as possible】 Just as Gu Luo was at a loss about the special mission, his cheap dad sent him a message. 【Dad: Xiao Luo, your old man finally escaped the friendzone】 Gu Luo: ? ? ? ... ... However, just as Gu Luo and the little angel’s relationship was heating up, other beauties decisively made their moves. From then on, Gu Luo—the hottest transfer student—could only tremble in the middle of it all. ... ... Alternative titles: 【All My Sisters Are Sick】【At the Top of the Food Chain Are the Sisters】