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The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious

The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious Chapter 72

Lin Yu had clearly guessed right!

All these journalists were here for him.

Jiang Che had spent some money to buy off various reporters, basically telling them to dig up as much dirt as possible!

In today's media landscape, as long as you have the cash... what kind of story can't hit the trending charts?

Even the news of a billionaire finding his long-lost son can dominate the trending searches for days.

And for Jiang Che, this amount of money was just a drop in the ocean.

A swarm of reporters stormed into the hospital room.

Upon seeing Lin Yu, their faces lit up with smiles like blooming chrysanthemums.

It made him feel like his own chrysanthemum was tightening.

"You can't go in there, that's a patient's room..."

A few nurses tried to block them, but there were just too many reporters.

A bald-headed reporter at the front immediately started poking and prodding Lin Yu, shoving a microphone right up to his mouth.

"Can I interview you? I heard you had one of your testicles shattered... is that true?"

Instant brutal opening!

Lin Yu had thought these people were here because of his incredible medical skills.

He had even prepared himself to show off a bit.

But no... they were here to expose his flaws!

He already had a faint sense of melancholy, and now... they were pouring salt on his wounds.

But the reporters, having been paid, weren't about to let him off the hook.

"What caused your testicle to shatter? I heard it was because you lost a fight?"

"Excuse me for asking, but what was it like when your testicle shattered?"

Lin Yu couldn't take it anymore. Excuse me for asking? You're the most invasive one here!

How invasive of you!

"By the way, I heard you had some connections with the former Education Bureau chief. What's your relationship with him?"

"After losing a testicle, are your functions still normal?"

"Where are your parents?"

Lin Yu wanted to interject, "My parents are long gone!"

But he couldn't get a word in edgewise.

"With the advanced state of sex reassignment surgery in our country, have you considered getting one?"

After hearing that particular reporter's outlandish comment, Lin Yu completely lost it.

"I'LL GET THE F***ING SURGERY OVER MY DEAD BODY!!"

The room instantly fell silent, but only for a few seconds.

"Well... my mom is already 70, but she's still got it... so it's not entirely out of the question."

These unscrupulous reporters had no conscience. Their sense of morality had long been fed to the dogs. You could hear the most outrageous things come out of their mouths.

Lin Yu was completely devastated.

"You bunch of bastards, get the hell out of here!"

"Go to hell, ah!!"

Lin Yu waved his hand, unleashing the powerful force of an expert in the dark arts.

He sent a few of them flying.

But he had just undergone surgery a few days ago and shouldn't have used that kind of force.

As a result... the stitches burst open.

"Ahh—"

The intense pain from the area made him twitch uncontrollably.

The reporters thought they had gone far enough. They didn't want to actually cause a fatality and end up in trouble.

"Click, click~"

They snapped a bunch of photos!

Lin Yu was on the verge of tears, "Get out! Stop taking photos!"

Lin Yu: "......"

He was almost furious to death, until the hospital security arrived, and the reporters scattered like rats.

Leaving only Lin Yu, lying in bed, feeling utterly hopeless.

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

"Get lost!!" Lin Yu roared.

But as soon as he exerted himself, he pulled on his stitches, causing a pain like death itself.

Jiang Che walked in, holding Yu Wan'er's hand.

When Lin Yu saw Yu Wan'er, his pain disappeared, his mood improved, and he felt like his old self again.

As for Jiang Che, he was completely ignored.

"Wan'er... did you come to see me? Am I dreaming?"

But the next second, Jiang Che interrupted him.

"It's me who came to see you, Lin Yu."

Jiang Che carried a basket of food and placed it by Lin Yu's bedside.

Only then did Lin Yu notice Jiang Che, and his mood instantly plummeted!

"You bastard, who told you to come? I'm going to kill you!"

Lin Yu's eyes were bloodshot, his hatred almost palpable.

He truly wanted to kill this man. If it weren't for him... he wouldn't be going through all this.

"Lin Yu, I heard you got injured, so I came to check on you. Isn't that enough? You're so ungrateful!"

Jiang Che said seriously.

"Get lost, do you think I'd believe you're that kind? All my suffering is because of you!"

Jiang Che sighed and sat on the edge of Lin Yu's bed.

Then he started taking things out of the basket.

"I wasn't sure what you like to eat, so I got a bit of everything."

From the basket, Jiang Che took out bananas, cucumbers, and sausages.

And then eggs, duck eggs, goose eggs, even quail eggs...

Basically, all kinds of eggs, with a clear dig at Lin Yu's situation.

Lin Yu was dumbfounded, his facial muscles twitching uncontrollably.

"Jiang Che! You've gone too far!!"

For Lin Yu, Jiang Che was completely in control.

Lin Yu, I heard you're down to one, so I brought you some extra eggs. After all, you know... you are what you eat...

Lin Yu: "......"

He cried. This was too much!

Truly... it's over!

"Jiang Che, I'm going to kill you!"

For some reason, after losing a testicle, Lin Yu had become much weaker, his mental resilience much more fragile than before.

Jiang Che was speechless. This Lin Yu just wasn't up to par. How could he get so worked up over just one testicle?

"Brother, you need to keep it together. It's just one testicle, right? You still have one left. Even if you're completely done for, I won't look down on you."

As he spoke, Jiang Che couldn't hold back and covered his mouth to stifle a laugh.

"What are you laughing at?" Lin Yu couldn't hold it together.

"I'm not laughing!"

"Liar, I clearly saw you laughing!"

"You must be mistaken!"

"AHHH!!"

Lin Yu was so angry his eyes rolled back, then he turned to Yu Wan'er beside Jiang Che.

"Wan'er, you can't be with Jiang Che, that dog! He's already slept with Ye Mengyao! I saw him take her to a hotel..."

"He's a dog!"

Lin Yu raged impotently!

When Yu Wan'er heard Lin Yu's words, her eyes dimmed slightly.

She had guessed as much!

Given Jiang Che's perverted nature, taking a drunk Ye Mengyao to a hotel, there was no way he wouldn't have taken advantage of her.

But for some reason... hearing it made her heart ache, as if it were being torn apart.