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The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious

The Villain: My System Is Not So Serious Chapter 99

Su Han was once the young master of the Su family.

However, the Su family later offended a powerful faction in the Capital City, resulting in their complete annihilation.

As for who annihilated the Su family... who else could it be? It was 100% related to him, the villain!

That's right, it was the Jiang Family from the Capital City, the family of Jiang Che's mother, a top-tier ancient martial arts family in the Dragon Country!

"Seriously, is it just because I'm the villain that I have to be specially targeted? Fine, then no one gets to have it easy!"

Jiang Che grumbled.

With his current abilities, it wouldn't be difficult for him to crush Su Han, especially since Su Han hadn't fully developed yet.

Su Han was only at the Perfect Stage of Dark Force.

Meanwhile, the Jiang Family from the Capital City was one of the top ancient martial arts families in the Dragon Country. To put it simply... Jiang Che's grandfather, a Grandmaster of Heavenly Force, was practically the ultimate boss.

According to the usual tropes of urban novels, the poor protagonist wouldn't be able to seek revenge until at least a thousand chapters in.

But Jiang Che wasn't planning to simply kill Su Han. Wouldn't it be more fun to toy with him first?

What would it feel like to make two chosen ones... hate each other?

That's right!

He planned to redirect the blame!

Who was Su Han's source of intelligence? Of course, it was his good buddy... one of the world's top super hackers.

Monkey!

If he could win Monkey over, it would be like cutting off one of Su Han's arms and blinding his source of intelligence. Then, the story of the Su family's annihilation... could be spun however he wanted.

If he said it was Chen Hao's family that annihilated the Su family... who would dare to disagree?

......

Monkey had been feeling troubled lately.

Someone had approached him, offering an incredibly tempting sum of money to betray Su Han.

In a shabby rented room, a disheveled young man lay on his bed, a greasy laptop resting on his legs.

Next to the bed was a deflated doll, and the floor was littered with cigarette butts and rolls of yellowed tissue paper.

"Dammit! Do I look like the kind of traitor who would betray Wolf King? A measly few million to betray Wolf King? You must be dreaming!"

Su Han was his sworn brother, his closest companion!

He and Wolf King had been through life and death together. Although they had never met in person, they had a deep spiritual connection. How could he possibly betray his brother?

Were online brothers... not brothers too?

[Heh... Monkey, your Wolf King is out chasing girls, while you don't even have a girl. Are you really okay with that?]

Monkey fell silent. He glanced at the deflated doll beside him, feeling a pang of bitterness.

"Give it up. I don't know how you contacted me, but I, Monkey, will never betray Wolf King!"

[I'll buy you a doll, top-quality silicone, with automatic heating and temperature control, giving you an emperor-like experience.]

Monkey was stunned for a moment. "Give it up. I will never betray Su Han."

[I have an intelligent simulation robot, 100% modeled after the legendary Japanese actress Sasaki, complete with voice packs and capable of handling household chores!]

Monkey's eyes widened. He had heard about foreign tech companies developing these AI beauty robots and had been longing for one.

"Father, from now on, just call me Little Monkey. Tell me how to mess with Su Han. I know a lot of his little secrets."

Faced with such a massive temptation, Monkey instantly switched sides.

"It's simple... just follow my lead when the time comes."

Jiang Che naturally didn't reveal his identity—he wasn't stupid.

"No problem. I have quite a few dirt on Su Han. I'll send you some videos first as a token of my loyalty. These are surveillance videos I secretly hacked, originally kept as a safety net... heh heh."

Clearly, this Monkey was a turncoat, swaying with the wind.

It was hilarious—he never truly considered Su Han a real brother.

"Good, very good." Jiang Che's attitude was cold and aloof, leaving no room for mistakes.

The reason he could contact Monkey was, of course, thanks to his system!

After all, Monkey was a top-tier hacker, and without the system... there was no way to find him.

The system is truly the GOAT.

"Uh... bro, there's something I want to ask you."

"Speak!"

"I'm not really into Sasaki. Could you swap the AI robot for one modeled after Asakura? If you can fulfill this wish... I'll definitely follow your lead from now on!"

Jiang Che: "..."

This guy has taste, huh? Gotta stick with the classics, right?

"Sure, no problem."

...

Watching the videos Monkey sent, Jiang Che clicked play.

Immediately, he felt his eyes were being assaulted.

This Su Han... had such a fetish???

In the video, Su Han was kneeling on the ground, groveling before a woman dressed in an office lady uniform similar to Gu Lingfei's, looking utterly submissive.

Like a dog.

And Su Han kept muttering, "Feifei... Feifei."

It was clear that Su Han had been completely captivated by Gu Lingfei's domineering CEO aura, but since he couldn't win her over, he settled for cheap imitations.

"Damn, no wonder Monkey betrayed Su Han so easily. If it were me... I'd switch sides in a second too. The Wolf King I've followed for years turns out to be a super simp?"

"Can't get the real Gu Lingfei, so he settles for knockoff trash?"

Jiang Che couldn't stop laughing. It was obvious... Monkey had genuinely betrayed Su Han, sending him stuff like this.

The next few videos were even more explosive.

"Heh heh heh—"

As for the things promised to Monkey? Of course, he wouldn't shortchange him. Monkey was a talent, after all, and when it came to backstabbing Su Han... he would definitely be the MVP.

...

"A... Achoo!"

Su Han, who was on night duty at the security office, suddenly sneezed.

He felt like something was off, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

"Feifei... I will make you fall in love with me."

As he thought about it, Su Han's lips curled into a smirk. He had already gained the trust of Gu Lingfei's younger brother.

With Jiang Che's help, pursuing Feifei would surely go much smoother in the future.

Although Gu Lingfei still treated him coldly, he wasn't discouraged. In fact, he could already envision a future where he successfully won Gu Lingfei's heart.

And then... kneeling before her, licking her toes. Just thinking about it... got him excited. He had licked so many fake feet but had never touched the real deal.

The thought made him drift off into a fantasy.