At the banquet, a scene of stark contrast unfolded.
On stage.
A group of people lined up to have their faces slapped by a black claw.
They fervently shouted, raising their bids, begging Qin Luo to personally slap them.
But alas.
Qin Luo announced that the limited-time event where he would personally intervene had already ended.
Everyone lamented the missed opportunity.
Off stage.
Su Muwan, munching on sweets, blinked her eyes at Qin Luo and asked, "Are you saying (chew chew) that you did all this (chew chew) to help me face less trouble in Wang City?"
Wait a minute?
What does that mean?
Does it imply that I, the young lady, am prone to impulsiveness and anger?
Qin Luo nodded, removing a cream puff from Su Muwan's head and popping it into his mouth with a smile. "Exactly. Although I’m sure the young lady would forcefully suppress anyone who dares provoke you."
"But, like flies and mosquitoes, they keep buzzing around, which is just too annoying."
"So, you see..."
Qin Luo swallowed the cream puff, finding it even more delicious than before.
He then placed another cream puff on Su Muwan's head and continued, "I crippled them, healed them, and showcased my exceptional medical skills."
"Since I’m your attendant, everyone will naturally prioritize considering your attitude, young lady."
"This way, we can avoid a lot of unnecessary conflicts!"
Su Muwan listened, her eyes growing slightly dazed.
The logic made sense.
But... why is it that when you display your extraordinary medical skills,
those people obediently fall in line,
while when I demonstrate the power to annihilate a peak-level expert with a single glance,
they still come one after another to challenge me?
Is... is this fair?
Most importantly...
Su Muwan glared at Qin Luo, who seemed to treat her head like a serving platter, and immediately covered her head with both hands, her face flushed with embarrassment. "Wait a second, why do you keep putting cream puffs on my head!"
"And!"
She exclaimed, "Is that even hygienic? You actually ate it!"
Hearing this, Qin Luo blinked in confusion, chewing the cream puff in his mouth as he pondered.
Then, with a serious expression, he replied, "Why wouldn’t I eat it?"
"The scent of the young lady, whether from her body or her hair, is one of a kind in the world!"
"The delicious cream puff, infused with the faint fragrance from your hair, creates an unparalleled flavor on the taste buds!"
"It’s... it’s a truly unique sensation!"
Su Muwan was stunned. "Don’t say such perverted things so seriously!!"
She was utterly speechless.
When did Qin Luo become like this?
She remembered when they first met, he was quite elegant and normal...
Well... slapping people’s faces might not be considered normal.
But!
At least he wouldn’t openly say such perverted things, right?
"Perverted? Young lady, this is my way of showing loyalty to you."
"Your loyalty has gone bad! If you really want to show loyalty, why don’t you dip your finger in the cream and feed it to me!"
"Young lady... that’s the perverted part..."
Su Muwan, hearing this, wasn’t pleased. She glared at Qin Luo. "What? Now it’s your turn to not like it?"
With a cold snort, she added, "Hmph! So much for Qin Luo’s so-called loyalty!!"
"I’m fine with it, but young lady, can we do this at home?"
"Hey hey hey, Qin Luo, can’t you say something more wholesome and positive?"
"Young lady, are you really in a position to say that...."
Nearby.
Ning Qingyuan sat stiffly, feeling as if she were sitting on pins and needles.
Wait a minute.
Are both of you perverts?!
Am I just a part of your little game?
Ning Qingyuan felt like she could no longer keep up with the times.
Is this how young people play nowadays?
She glanced to her left.
Su Bailian, for some reason, was suddenly surrounded by seven or eight young nobles from Wang City.
"Lian Lian, hehe Lian Lian."
She looked at the stage.
A group of Wang City elites were lining up to have their faces slapped by a black claw.
"Miracle doctor, hehe miracle doctor."
She glanced behind her; the host of the banquet had fainted on the sofa.
"My banquet... my banquet..."
Long Jiuxiao stood nearby, making a phone call.
"What should I do? Xiaoxiao fainted, what should I do?"
Finally, she looked to her right.
The instigators, Su Muwan and Qin Luo, were now placing cream puffs on each other’s heads and eating them.
"Qin Luo, you taste pretty good too."
"Young lady, aren’t we drawing too much attention like this?"
"Hmph! Who dares to say anything?"
No!
"Wuwuwu...."
Ning Qingyuan, sandwiched in the middle, covered her face and shivered.
Why has the world become so strange?
Ning Qingxuan!! How did you raise these kids!!
In Wang City, at a large beauty salon.
Inside a private room.
"Muqing, why do you seem so distracted?"
Ning Qingxuan, lying on a massage chair with a face mask, asked.
"I’m thinking about Sister Su."
Ning Muqing, who had been dragged along for the beauty treatment, timidly replied.
Aunt Qingxuan was a completely different presence compared to her other aunts.
Because she... seemed to do whatever she pleased.
"Don’t worry, your Sister Su is probably having a great time with Qin Luo right now."
"Huh?"
...
...
Late at night.
The banquet ended in a rather peculiar manner.
In the car on the way back.
Qin Luo and Su Muwan sat in the backseat, tallying up their gains from the event.
"The Ye family gave us three plots of land in Wang City."
"The Li family handed over two buildings in the commercial district. Wow! That’s prime real estate."
Qin Luo was also counting. "The Zhao family gave us the management rights to a seven-star hotel in Wang City, called Red View Pavilion."
Red View Pavilion?
Ning Qingyuan, sitting in the front of the car, was shocked when she heard the name.
Wasn’t that a centuries-old, prestigious hotel?!
They just handed it over?
"Some random hotel I’ve never heard of. Probably not worth much."
Su Muwan pouted, then her eyes lit up as she looked at the next item. "The Wang family gave us a large resort in the suburbs! According to the description, it’s surrounded by mountains and water, with beautiful scenery!"
"Young lady, getting excited again?"
"Isn’t it a perfect spot for photos and check-ins?"
Qin Luo smiled and nodded. "The Zhuang family gave us a high-end medical center. Oh, it specializes in martial artists’ healthcare. Interesting."
"The Lin family gave us a 30% stake in a large shopping mall. Why only 30%? Why not give us the whole thing?"
"Young lady, give them a break."
Su Muwan snorted lightly, then happily continued flipping through the contracts. "The Huang family sent over an ancient theater."
"The Sun family gave us full ownership of a large amusement park."
"This one... this one... and this one..."
Qin Luo and Su Muwan counted at least dozens, if not nearly a hundred, different properties.
And this was likely just a fraction of what these Wang City families owned.
Good heavens!
These Wang City families are ridiculously wealthy!
Su Bailian sat in the front passenger seat, leaning against the window.
Her little ears had been listening intently to the various properties being listed by the two in the back.
Gasp!!
This! This is practically faster than robbing a martial arts bank!
How does Su Muwan deserve all this?!
Su Bailian looked at the numerous gold and silver accessories she had acquired.
Sigh.
Compared to Sister Su, I’m just too kind.
o a martial world and obtained a system that allowed him to draw one entry per year. Unfortunately, all he drew were useless white-tier entries. The probability for high-quality entries was extremely low, with the highest-tier mythic entry having a mere 0.001% chance! To increase the probability, he had to improve his martial realm, but he lacked the innate talent for cultivation. At the age of eighteen, Chen Yi fell into the hands of a gang and was forced into hard labor. Just as his life seemed destined for a bleak end, on his 18th entry draw, he actually pulled a mythic entry—Simulator! In the simulation, he could also draw one entry every year that passed, and upon ending the simulation, he would inherit all entries and his martial realm! In his first simulation, Chen Yi struggled desperately just to survive, knowing that living one more year meant one more entry draw! Finally, with hair turned white, he drew the entry he had longed for—Low-Grade Innate Talent! "Hahaha! Don't bully the old and poor! Time to cultivate and inherit my cultivation base!" ... From then on, Chen Yi continuously simulated and drew entries, his martial realm soaring higher and higher! Epic, legendary, and even mythic entries were gathered into his collection one after another! "What demon race or devil race? What dark turmoil? I don't know anything about that. They just charged at me screaming 'How can you possibly ascend to immortality?!' and got stuck to my fists, unable to be shaken off. Blind spots, speed bumps... go talk to my simulator. We're all struggling to survive out here. I'm trying so hard, so how are they still alive?"
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
mance] After transmigrating for eighteen years, Lin Qi lived as an utterly ordinary herbalist in the countryside. One day, he kindly brought home a sickly, beautiful girl covered in blood. They married in a flash and began their blissful, intimate life together. Right then, his long-delayed system finally activated. [Warning! Host detected in contact with the "Crimson Calamity," the world-ending witch!] Lin Qi looked at the adorable wife currently curled in his arms, who couldn't even open a jar lid and trembled at the sight of a mouse. Lin Qi: "System, are you insane? This is clearly just a weak and delicate sickly girl!" Thus, Lin Qi treated the system as a "Contrast System," where taking care of his wife made him stronger. Combing his wife's hair rewarded him with [Free Attribute Points]. Taking his wife out for sunshine rewarded him with [Forbidden Spell: Arcane Explosion]. Lin Qi: "This soft life tastes so good!" ... Yet, in the eyes of outsiders: The strongest Beastkin Assassin: "That man dissected a Beast King with a common skinning knife! That was a show of force towards the powerful!" The Holy Son of the Radiant Church: "I infiltrated his home as a tutor, but he had me babysit the children... He must have seen through my disguise!" The World-Ending Witch, Felucia: "I hid all the way in the countryside. How is it that the husband I married on a whim is stronger than I was at my peak?"
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
