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This Delivery Guy Always Appears at the Crime Scene

This Delivery Guy Always Appears at the Crime Scene Chapter 1

(This is a parallel world Blue Star. The worldview, cultural history and reality are irrelevant. The protagonist transmigrated before he was even born, and he doesn't know he transmigrated, so he wore a lonely one.)

"Thanks to Top Supporter for the rocket. Love you muah!"

Ye Wenli looked down at her phone. On WeChat, a man named Crazy for Love sent a message: "I just sent 10 rockets tonight. You should fulfill your promise too."

Ye Wenli sent a location and replied: "Okay, if you can come before midnight, I'll be yours tonight."

She also attached two of her sexy selfies.

After putting down her phone, Ye Wenli returned to the screen and smiled, "Dear family, Mengmeng is feeling a little uncomfortable today, so let's stop here. Love you muah, bye!"

After ending the livestream, Ye Wenli dialed a call, "The big fish took the bait."

Then she hung up.

...

"Oh I'm so envious of those Top Supporters, spending tens of thousands just to make a beauty smile." Su He sat on an electric bike, watching Su Mengmeng going offline. The barrage was filled with wailing.

"Su He, you're still too young. This is complicated!"

Ma Mingzhe leaned over and said, "We delivery guys have already figured out the patterns of Su Mengmeng's offline times. Whenever there's a Top Supporter madly sending gifts, Su Mengmeng would say she's unwell."

"Ha, enjoying the free show, let's keep laughing in secret, Old Ma. I saw you sending Su Mengmeng a Porsche last night, not bad, just a small 100 bucks, if your wife finds out she'll kill you!"

On the other side, Pan Zhigang laughed at Ma Mingzhe.

"Nonsense, that wasn't me, I didn't!" Ma Mingzhe immediately denied.

Pan Zhigang took out his phone while flipping through it, "I even took a screenshot, it's definitely you Old Ma Shitu right?"

"You little rascal, delete it for me..."

"No delete, I'll show your wife..."

Su He watched Old Ma and Pan fight over the phone and smiled. Suddenly his phone vibrated.

"Ding! You've got a new delivery order, please process it promptly."

He put on his helmet and said to the guys around, "Bros, I gotta go first."

"Alright, be safe on the road."

Mingjia Community, Building 2 Unit 603, Ms. Ye.

Su He looked at the order address. This Ms. Ye would order takeout from the same Sichuan restaurant every night at 11pm sharp.

"Excuse me, coming through!" Su He took a shortcut but there was a car accident ahead in the middle of the night. The people in front didn't bother moving at all.

Su He had to turn around and speed up.

"Picking up order!" By the time he arrived, the restaurant was already cleaning up and no one cared about him. Su He found the packaged takeout and put it in his box, rushing to Mingjia Community at top speed.

Looking at the impending timeout warning on his phone screen, Su He was extremely anxious. With one late order this month, he could lose out on 200 bucks in his performance review.

"Hey young man, delivery needs to register!" The security uncle stuck his head out.

Su He took out a prepared dollar coin and put it in uncle's hand. He got off his bike, grabbed the food swiftly, and ran while yelling back, "Uncle, please watch my bike!"

"This kid...almost didn't recognize him with the mask." Uncle examined the coin closely and threw it on the table. Then he took out a lock and locked Su He's e-bike.

"Rascal, dare to fool me with a game coin..."

...

Mingjia Community had 15 floors. At the elevator, one was broken and the other occupied. Su He ran towards the stairs. 6 floors wasn't too high.

Su He bounded up the stairs swiftly. At the same time he clicked "Delivered" on his phone.

"Phew, just in time." Su He was drenched in sweat, panting heavily. He contacted Ms. Ye on his phone.

The order note said: Don't call, don't knock. Send message when arrived. Leave by yourself after 20 minutes. Thanks.

Nearby delivery guys all liked taking Ms. Ye's orders because she's very pretty and kind, giving 10 bucks tips every time. Even if over 20 minutes late, she would still give 20 bucks the next day.

Su He would rather stand outside for 20 minutes.

After waiting a while, Su He started playing on his phone, opening the livestream app. Su Mengmeng wasn't online so he clicked into a stream called Chirp Big Baby to watch.

The barrage was filled with "Big big big..."

Su He saw a familiar ID, Old Ma Shitu, repeatedly spamming: Big big big...

"Thanks Old Ma Shitu for the rose. Wish Brother Ma smooth career, sweet love, and good fortune."

"Thanks Ma Brother for the 520 gift again. Ma Brother is capable in every way, gifting with such grandeur. They say accompaniment is the most enduring confession. I've received Ma Brother's affection. Mwah, love you!"

Ding, WeChat message popped up: Ma Mingzhe: Bro, help a brother in need, lend me 200!!!

Su He ignored it and went back to the stream. Soon a Porsche flashed by, then another Porsche flashed by.

"Thanks Ma Brother for the supercar. No bumps with a supercar, smooth road ahead to Chirp's heart. Love ya love ya!"

Seconds later, Su He's WeChat blew up with screenshots from the delivery group.

"Love you Ma Brother muah!"

"Chirp Big Baby!"

"Ma Mingzhe, this is your so-called help from Jianghu? Pay back the money!"

...

In the stream, Old Ma Shitu sent a barrage: Streamer, can I add your WeChat?

"Ma Brother, the stream rules. Gift 10 Porsches and add streamer's WeChat. Lifelong protection, lifelong love, carve Brother's name in my heart."

"Damn, why don't I go rob it?" Su He couldn't help but curse. 100 bucks for one Porsche, 10 is 1,000 bucks. How many deliveries would that take?

Freeloading is true happiness. Su He had never gifted anything before.

Looking at the time, it had been over 20 minutes. Su He put down the takeout to leave.

"Slap!" Something shattered inside the room.

Then there were footsteps coming over.

Su He thought since he was already here, might as well wait for Ms. Ye to hand it to her personally.

The door opened but just a crack.

"Your takeout!" Su He held out the food.

"Gah!" Su He's sudden voice frightened the person inside, and the door swung open.

A man? Su He frowned. The group had discussed before that Ms. Ye was a single woman. So there was a man now?

The man's face and hair were still wet. He closed the door again, leaving just his head out, eyeing Su He warily, "What are you doing?"

Su He handed over the food with a smile, "Delivering takeout."

The man glanced at the bag but didn't take it. He simply said, "Don't need it anymore, you can have it!"

"Bro, I'm...not hungry."

"Alright, that's it."

The door closed.

Understandable, Ms. Ye is quite pretty after all... Su He put his ear on the door to try and eavesdrop for free.

Creak, the door opened again and Su He tumbled right in.

"What are you doing?" The man dragged a suitcase, glaring at Su He.

Glancing inside, there was another man sitting not far on the sofa. Su He quickly got up and apologized, "Sorry, I just wanted to come say thanks for the food."