“Wow, the man's voice is so comforting and magnetic, I love it!”
“What does the streamer broadcast?”
“How did this streaming room get featured on the homepage on the first day? Does he have connections?”
“Of course he does. Check out his account yourself, not even half an hour into his first stream.”
“What a great streamer.”
Ye Bufan ignored the messy barrage of comments and clicked to start the game.
Then he said, "Today we're streaming League of Immortals."
"Can you stream League of Immortals on this platform?"
"Don't know."
"My stream got banned last time I streamed it. So now it's allowed? Let me try."
"Goodbye, brother. And good luck."
One minute later
"Bros, I'm back. My stream got banned again."
"Thank Shennong. I was going to try too."
"Thank Shennong."
"Shennong thanks."
"Why are you all thanking him? Aren't you curious how he is allowed to stream it?"
"What's there to wonder about? Someone featured on the homepage can't be ordinary."
Ye Bufan chose his hero and finally had time to read the comments.
He casually said, "Bros, don't tip the small gifts. Call out three sixes and later I'll teach you all how to play Jade Emperor."
Seeing the brick and stone ranked accounts on screen, the comments were unusually filled with ellipses.
"........."
"........"
"......."
"People in brick and stone ranks are teaching now?"
"Streamer, my account is in King rank. Can I still learn something?"
"This can't be a boosted account, right?"
The game loaded quickly.
The five heroes soon descended into the Spring Water.
"First, we head mid-lane. Oh right, need to buy items too."
As the game started, Ye Bufan also started teaching properly.
"No duh."
"Can the streamer state more of the obvious?"
The streaming room filled with boos. Is it necessary to state something so obvious?
"Alright, we see the minion waves converging soon. Next is key. We clear the wave first and get level 2."
"Then, throw peach, throw minion."
Ye Bufan had no time to read comments. He just operated while explaining.
Seeing the hero with all skills on cooldown, some in the comments were already flaming.
"Trash streamer. Is this it?"
"Shit streamer, wasted my time and youth."
Of course, these people were immediately muted by over a dozen mods waiting readily.
"Open your eyes wide. I'm about to get first blood."
Ye Bufan spoke loudly and confidently. That was how he had been getting first blood recently.
"Streamer, I think you should know you're about to die."
"If the streamer can get first blood, I'll....send three sixes."
Seeing the streamer get beat down to low health, the comments wanted to mock him at first.
But the next second, the allies came. After unloading all skills, the enemy midlaner was left residual.
Ye Bufan lightly auto attacked once to secure the kill.
"Alright, got the first blood. Understand now? It's that simple."
The enemy midlaner died tragically. Ye Bufan casually cleared the wave while explaining leisurely.
"I could do that with my tongue."
"Where can I find teammates like that?"
Ye Bufan read the comments: "At Dream Together Escort Play, my old teammates were as bad as yours. Then I found Dream Together Escort Play and finally got decent teammates. Matchmaking and climbing ranks is easy."
"Is this an ad?"
"Whoa, advertising already on his first day of streaming?"
[Fishxxx tipped Brain Axe x999]
[Mushroom tipped Brain Axe x999]
[...]
While chatting, a wave of big spenders suddenly rushed in and tipped gifts.
"Isn't that famous streamer Mushroom? He's gifting too?"
"Are these the whales of xx guild?"
"What's going on? Over ten thousand gifts sent out already."
The viewers discussed spiritedly. These gift senders were no ordinary people.
Some were guild leaders, others famous streamers on the platform, and even some from other platforms.
"Stop gifting, stop gifting. Why send gifts?"
Seeing the screen filled with gifts, Ye Bufan was very unhappy. Does it look like he lacks money?
But the gifts in the comments did not decrease after his words. Rather, they kept increasing.
Ye Bufan raged on the spot and stopped playing.
He opened the streaming page and looked everywhere but could not find what he wanted.
He could only helplessly complain, "This crap platform is useless. It doesn't even have a send fans gifts feature. I'm very disappointed."
Upon hearing this, the comments were filled with ellipses again.
"Chairman, bad news. The unfilial milk cover said our streaming platform is useless."
A monitoring staff hurriedly reported to the Chairman.
"Why even say anything? If there's an issue, fix it immediately!" The Chairman was furious. How could his staff be so tactless?
"But his requirement is very strange. He wants to gift fans in reverse." The monitoring staff said helplessly. How could they still profit that way?
"I don't care how strange it is. Just do it! Forget it, I'll call the technical director myself." The Chairman hurriedly hung up and dialed another number. "Director Cao? You should know the streaming room's requirement. I don't care how strange it is. Patch it online immediately. The faster the better."
The technical director was also keeping an eye on the streaming room. He hurriedly replied, "No problem!"
After hanging up, Director Cao seemed to have changed faces. He turned and solemnly said, "You heard the requirements clearly. Get to work!"
After one game ended.
The viewers were numb from watching.
So this is the legendary tech streamer?
All the kills relied on picking up scraps. He would randomly die when nothing was happening.
But the most amusing thing was how seriously he was teaching.
"Streamer, I won't ask if you're technically skilled or not. I just want to ask what are the names of those two sweet-voiced female escorts?"
"Same question."
"Are those really escorts? Can you share their accounts? I want to try."
"Great skills and sweet voices. I want to try too."
Seeing the comments begging en masse for the girls' accounts, Ye Bufan ignored them.
Joking around. He was a monthly subscriber. If they wanted to play, they'd have to wait till next month.
[New version updating soon, please do not exit the software]
The system prompted popped up on everyone's phone.
Update
Ye Bufan didn't think too much of it. He simply felt the Confirm button looked off.
"Whoosh"
The update pack was small and finished in a flash.
"Oh, a new feature to gift fans."
Ye Bufan looked happily at the platform's new feature.
As long as streamers gifted in stream, fans could snatch them depending on speed. The bigger the gift, the more slots available.
Great feature.
A huge spaceship rose in the streaming room.
to panic—he has a system. As long as an investment target dies, he can claim a reward. And since he is immortal, the one thing he has plenty of is time. ... Countless years later. “Immortal Emperor of Longevity? I invested in him.” “Supreme Celestial Venerable? I invested in him.” “Undying Empress? I invested in her.” “...” “Heh. Once they’ve all died, even the Heavenly Dao will have to kneel and call me Dad.”
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
his freshman year, Su Bai accidentally bound the "Indulgence Tycoon System." 【Sleeping in? Reward: +$1,000】 【Spent $288 at a street barbecue stall? Cashback: +$2,880】 【Dropped $14,396 on in-game skins? Special reward unlocked: A brand-new Porsche Panamera!】 Luxury cars, penthouses, corporate shares, financial empires… College life was all about living freely and doing whatever he pleased! … When the adorably naive academic genius faced family medical bills and financial struggles, Su Bai waved his hand dismissively: "Your future is on me." "Wuwu~ Big Brother is so good to me! I’ll become a scientist to repay you!" When the genius girl got bullied by a shady professor? Su Bai casually dropped a billion-dollar investment, forcing the university to grovel and beg for her return. A company’s funding chain collapsing? Su Bai smirked—cash was the one thing he’d never run out of. Years later, when people traced the rise of the AI prodigy beauty, who was the man behind her success? Not just that—Su Bai also became the tsundere campus belle’s unattainable dream, the contrast senior’s daily necessity, and the beautiful counselor’s emotional anchor…
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
