Enters the room.
Tang Yunjin walked in holding the acupuncture kit. She nodded towards the bed and said, "Take your clothes off and lie on the bed."
Gu Chenan was slightly stunned.
[OMG, so explosive right after coming in.]
"Take everything off?" Gu Chenan asked.
Tang Yunjin rolled her eyes at him, "I'm not needling that place, why would you take everything off?"
"I see."
Gu Chenan nodded and took his top off, revealing a fit, aesthetically pleasing muscular body.
Tang Yunjin's eyes unconsciously looked over Gu Chenan's body. She was slightly surprised.
Gu Chenan has such a good figure?
Dang, it's like a Greek statue!
"Hey, stop looking, it's cold. Hurry up and get to the point."
Gu Chenan's words woke Tang Yunjin from her daze. Her face flushed red as she quickly looked away.
Tang Yunjin sat at the edge of the bed and took out a needle from the kit, "Let me first explain about the human body's acupoints."
As she spoke, she inserted a silver needle into the acupoint on Gu Chenan's chest, "This is Shanzhong acupoint. Needling here helps if you have breathing issues or chest tightness."
Next, she took out another silver needle and inserted it above the Shanzhong acupoint, "This is Tianchi acupoint. It has similar effects as the Shanzhong acupoint."
After speaking, she took out another silver needle, "This is..."
...
As Tang Yunjin spoke and needled, after some time, Gu Chenan lying on the bed had become a human porcupine full of shining silver needles.
From head to toe, he was filled with silver needles.
"Done!"
Tang Yunjin clapped her hands, "So those are the human body's acupoints. Did you remember them?"
Gu Chenan: ?
Sis, do you think I have Doraemon's memorization bread?
You only needled once then asked if I remembered? Why not ask if I've learned them?
"I can't remember." Gu Chenan shook his head.
"Hmm?"
Tang Yunjin furrowed her brows.
That's not right. Gu Chenan was able to learn the innate techniques in such a short time, his memorization skills should be unmatched by ordinary people.
How come he can't remember the acupoints now?
Could she be doing this on purpose?
Tang Yunjin looked at Gu Chenan warily, "Then how can you learn them?"
"Ummm..." Gu Chenan thought for a moment, "Maybe if you let me try needling them on you, it can help me remember better."
Tang Yunjin sucked in a breath again.
I knew it, he did that on purpose!
This rogue wants to use needling as an excuse to see my body!
Hmph, didn't you look down on girls before? Why do you want to see me now?
I knew it, a hypocrite.
Oh well, I'm his master after all. I'll take this as an apprenticeship benefit.
Tang Yunjin was secretly delighted.
"Alright, be careful later, don't use too much strength." Tang Yunjin said calmly.
After speaking, she pulled out the silver needles from Gu Chenan one by one.
Gu Chenan stood up and nodded towards her like she did earlier, "Take your clothes off and lie on the bed."
Although Tang Yunjin was prepared, hearing these words still made her feel shy.
Her face immediately turned red, but to avoid showing weakness in front of her disciple, she directly took off her floral dress.
Revealing children's underwear with a kitten pattern.
Gu Chenan picked up a silver needle and leaned towards Tang Yunjin. He reached out a hand and felt around, "This is the Shanzhong acupoint right?"
"Mm." Tang Yunjin nodded lightly, her face flushed.
"Tsk."
Gu Chenan clicked his tongue and stroked his chin with one hand, "Little Tang, this won't work."
"Huh? What's wrong?" Tang Yunjin asked, puzzled.
Gu Chenan pointed at her children's underwear, "It's blocking the way, I can't needle properly."
Hearing Gu Chenan's words, Tang Yunjin's blush deepened.
"Oh right, forgot about that."
But she still acted unconcerned and took off the underwear.
Then she covered her chest with both hands and lay back down again.
Now if Tang Yunjin didn't act embarrassed then it would be fine. But if she acted embarrassed herself, then it would be truly embarrassing.
Gu Chenan couldn't help looking at her chest and curled his lips into a smile.
[Why cover it, who wants to see that?]
[Even someone as well-endowed as Liu Mengxi could only arouse a slight reaction from me, your tiny chest has no appeal at all!]
Next, Gu Chenan picked up a silver needle. He felt around for a few moments before inserting it into Tang Yunjin's Shanzhong acupoint.
"Ah~"
A faint moan escaped Tang Yunjin's mouth.
Gu Chenan immediately frowned.
[Sis, do you have to moan like that? It's so awkward!]
Tang Yunjin's face was completely red. She turned her head and said angrily, "Be gentler!"
"Sorry, first time doing this. It's unavoidable I wouldn't control the strength well."
Gu Chenan said as he took out another silver needle, then placed his hand on the Tianchi acupoint, "This is the Tianchi acupoint right?"
"Mm, slower." Tang Yunjin reminded.
Gu Chenan's mind suddenly went blank and he blurted out, "I'll just rub around the acupoint this time, won't pierce in."
As soon as he said that, Gu Chenan immediately realized what he said.
But he couldn't show embarrassment now. He had to stay calm.
This is proper medical instruction. Only people with perverted minds would interpret everything indecently!
Luckily Tang Yunjin didn't hear him clearly and didn't think much about it.
Gu Chenan steadied his mind. He felt around for a bit, then inserted the silver needle into Tang Yunjin's Tianchi acupoint.
"Mmm~"
Since it was Gu Chenan's first time needling, his strength was uneven. Tang Yunjin only felt a piercing pain in her chest.
She forcefully held in her voice, not wanting to make any sounds. But the problem was that barely suppressed moans were even more concerning.
Gu Chenan stopped his motions and said helplessly, "Do you want a towel to bite on?"
"Why?"
Tang Yunjin found it odd. She clearly held in her voice just now. In her perspective, Gu Chenan shouldn't have been bothered by such faint sounds.
Gu Chenan clicked his tongue, "If you keep moaning like that, I'm afraid you actually will moan loudly later."
"Huh? What do you mean?" Tang Yunjin didn't understand.
[Dang it, can you not keep moaning? It's making me lose control!]
Gu Chenan's inner voice said. Tang Yunjin immediately realized.
But she was actually delighted.
Tsk tsk tsk, who was it that said even seeing my chest wouldn't arouse him? Why can't you stand it now?
Since you won't let me moan, I will definitely keep moaning!
"I can endure it. Keep going, don't stop!" Tang Yunjin commanded.
Gu Chenan shook his head helplessly and picked up another silver needle to keep needling.
...
Outside, the servants of the Tang house were shocked hearing the sounds coming from the room.
Everyone's faces were filled with shock. They looked at each other for a moment before discussing in hushed voices.
"Holy crap, could Little Miss and Gu Young Master be..."
"This is bad! Gu Young Master is a fickle playboy. He must have used sweet words to trick Little Miss!"
Someone exclaimed in surprise, "Dang, Gu Young Master is too impressive. It's been so long but the sounds still haven't stopped!"
Hearing this, everyone looked at him.
"Your attention is in the wrong place!"
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
