Enters the room.
Tang Yunjin walked in holding the acupuncture kit. She nodded towards the bed and said, "Take your clothes off and lie on the bed."
Gu Chenan was slightly stunned.
[OMG, so explosive right after coming in.]
"Take everything off?" Gu Chenan asked.
Tang Yunjin rolled her eyes at him, "I'm not needling that place, why would you take everything off?"
"I see."
Gu Chenan nodded and took his top off, revealing a fit, aesthetically pleasing muscular body.
Tang Yunjin's eyes unconsciously looked over Gu Chenan's body. She was slightly surprised.
Gu Chenan has such a good figure?
Dang, it's like a Greek statue!
"Hey, stop looking, it's cold. Hurry up and get to the point."
Gu Chenan's words woke Tang Yunjin from her daze. Her face flushed red as she quickly looked away.
Tang Yunjin sat at the edge of the bed and took out a needle from the kit, "Let me first explain about the human body's acupoints."
As she spoke, she inserted a silver needle into the acupoint on Gu Chenan's chest, "This is Shanzhong acupoint. Needling here helps if you have breathing issues or chest tightness."
Next, she took out another silver needle and inserted it above the Shanzhong acupoint, "This is Tianchi acupoint. It has similar effects as the Shanzhong acupoint."
After speaking, she took out another silver needle, "This is..."
...
As Tang Yunjin spoke and needled, after some time, Gu Chenan lying on the bed had become a human porcupine full of shining silver needles.
From head to toe, he was filled with silver needles.
"Done!"
Tang Yunjin clapped her hands, "So those are the human body's acupoints. Did you remember them?"
Gu Chenan: ?
Sis, do you think I have Doraemon's memorization bread?
You only needled once then asked if I remembered? Why not ask if I've learned them?
"I can't remember." Gu Chenan shook his head.
"Hmm?"
Tang Yunjin furrowed her brows.
That's not right. Gu Chenan was able to learn the innate techniques in such a short time, his memorization skills should be unmatched by ordinary people.
How come he can't remember the acupoints now?
Could she be doing this on purpose?
Tang Yunjin looked at Gu Chenan warily, "Then how can you learn them?"
"Ummm..." Gu Chenan thought for a moment, "Maybe if you let me try needling them on you, it can help me remember better."
Tang Yunjin sucked in a breath again.
I knew it, he did that on purpose!
This rogue wants to use needling as an excuse to see my body!
Hmph, didn't you look down on girls before? Why do you want to see me now?
I knew it, a hypocrite.
Oh well, I'm his master after all. I'll take this as an apprenticeship benefit.
Tang Yunjin was secretly delighted.
"Alright, be careful later, don't use too much strength." Tang Yunjin said calmly.
After speaking, she pulled out the silver needles from Gu Chenan one by one.
Gu Chenan stood up and nodded towards her like she did earlier, "Take your clothes off and lie on the bed."
Although Tang Yunjin was prepared, hearing these words still made her feel shy.
Her face immediately turned red, but to avoid showing weakness in front of her disciple, she directly took off her floral dress.
Revealing children's underwear with a kitten pattern.
Gu Chenan picked up a silver needle and leaned towards Tang Yunjin. He reached out a hand and felt around, "This is the Shanzhong acupoint right?"
"Mm." Tang Yunjin nodded lightly, her face flushed.
"Tsk."
Gu Chenan clicked his tongue and stroked his chin with one hand, "Little Tang, this won't work."
"Huh? What's wrong?" Tang Yunjin asked, puzzled.
Gu Chenan pointed at her children's underwear, "It's blocking the way, I can't needle properly."
Hearing Gu Chenan's words, Tang Yunjin's blush deepened.
"Oh right, forgot about that."
But she still acted unconcerned and took off the underwear.
Then she covered her chest with both hands and lay back down again.
Now if Tang Yunjin didn't act embarrassed then it would be fine. But if she acted embarrassed herself, then it would be truly embarrassing.
Gu Chenan couldn't help looking at her chest and curled his lips into a smile.
[Why cover it, who wants to see that?]
[Even someone as well-endowed as Liu Mengxi could only arouse a slight reaction from me, your tiny chest has no appeal at all!]
Next, Gu Chenan picked up a silver needle. He felt around for a few moments before inserting it into Tang Yunjin's Shanzhong acupoint.
"Ah~"
A faint moan escaped Tang Yunjin's mouth.
Gu Chenan immediately frowned.
[Sis, do you have to moan like that? It's so awkward!]
Tang Yunjin's face was completely red. She turned her head and said angrily, "Be gentler!"
"Sorry, first time doing this. It's unavoidable I wouldn't control the strength well."
Gu Chenan said as he took out another silver needle, then placed his hand on the Tianchi acupoint, "This is the Tianchi acupoint right?"
"Mm, slower." Tang Yunjin reminded.
Gu Chenan's mind suddenly went blank and he blurted out, "I'll just rub around the acupoint this time, won't pierce in."
As soon as he said that, Gu Chenan immediately realized what he said.
But he couldn't show embarrassment now. He had to stay calm.
This is proper medical instruction. Only people with perverted minds would interpret everything indecently!
Luckily Tang Yunjin didn't hear him clearly and didn't think much about it.
Gu Chenan steadied his mind. He felt around for a bit, then inserted the silver needle into Tang Yunjin's Tianchi acupoint.
"Mmm~"
Since it was Gu Chenan's first time needling, his strength was uneven. Tang Yunjin only felt a piercing pain in her chest.
She forcefully held in her voice, not wanting to make any sounds. But the problem was that barely suppressed moans were even more concerning.
Gu Chenan stopped his motions and said helplessly, "Do you want a towel to bite on?"
"Why?"
Tang Yunjin found it odd. She clearly held in her voice just now. In her perspective, Gu Chenan shouldn't have been bothered by such faint sounds.
Gu Chenan clicked his tongue, "If you keep moaning like that, I'm afraid you actually will moan loudly later."
"Huh? What do you mean?" Tang Yunjin didn't understand.
[Dang it, can you not keep moaning? It's making me lose control!]
Gu Chenan's inner voice said. Tang Yunjin immediately realized.
But she was actually delighted.
Tsk tsk tsk, who was it that said even seeing my chest wouldn't arouse him? Why can't you stand it now?
Since you won't let me moan, I will definitely keep moaning!
"I can endure it. Keep going, don't stop!" Tang Yunjin commanded.
Gu Chenan shook his head helplessly and picked up another silver needle to keep needling.
...
Outside, the servants of the Tang house were shocked hearing the sounds coming from the room.
Everyone's faces were filled with shock. They looked at each other for a moment before discussing in hushed voices.
"Holy crap, could Little Miss and Gu Young Master be..."
"This is bad! Gu Young Master is a fickle playboy. He must have used sweet words to trick Little Miss!"
Someone exclaimed in surprise, "Dang, Gu Young Master is too impressive. It's been so long but the sounds still haven't stopped!"
Hearing this, everyone looked at him.
"Your attention is in the wrong place!"

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!

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