Enters the room.
Tang Yunjin walked in holding the acupuncture kit. She nodded towards the bed and said, "Take your clothes off and lie on the bed."
Gu Chenan was slightly stunned.
[OMG, so explosive right after coming in.]
"Take everything off?" Gu Chenan asked.
Tang Yunjin rolled her eyes at him, "I'm not needling that place, why would you take everything off?"
"I see."
Gu Chenan nodded and took his top off, revealing a fit, aesthetically pleasing muscular body.
Tang Yunjin's eyes unconsciously looked over Gu Chenan's body. She was slightly surprised.
Gu Chenan has such a good figure?
Dang, it's like a Greek statue!
"Hey, stop looking, it's cold. Hurry up and get to the point."
Gu Chenan's words woke Tang Yunjin from her daze. Her face flushed red as she quickly looked away.
Tang Yunjin sat at the edge of the bed and took out a needle from the kit, "Let me first explain about the human body's acupoints."
As she spoke, she inserted a silver needle into the acupoint on Gu Chenan's chest, "This is Shanzhong acupoint. Needling here helps if you have breathing issues or chest tightness."
Next, she took out another silver needle and inserted it above the Shanzhong acupoint, "This is Tianchi acupoint. It has similar effects as the Shanzhong acupoint."
After speaking, she took out another silver needle, "This is..."
...
As Tang Yunjin spoke and needled, after some time, Gu Chenan lying on the bed had become a human porcupine full of shining silver needles.
From head to toe, he was filled with silver needles.
"Done!"
Tang Yunjin clapped her hands, "So those are the human body's acupoints. Did you remember them?"
Gu Chenan: ?
Sis, do you think I have Doraemon's memorization bread?
You only needled once then asked if I remembered? Why not ask if I've learned them?
"I can't remember." Gu Chenan shook his head.
"Hmm?"
Tang Yunjin furrowed her brows.
That's not right. Gu Chenan was able to learn the innate techniques in such a short time, his memorization skills should be unmatched by ordinary people.
How come he can't remember the acupoints now?
Could she be doing this on purpose?
Tang Yunjin looked at Gu Chenan warily, "Then how can you learn them?"
"Ummm..." Gu Chenan thought for a moment, "Maybe if you let me try needling them on you, it can help me remember better."
Tang Yunjin sucked in a breath again.
I knew it, he did that on purpose!
This rogue wants to use needling as an excuse to see my body!
Hmph, didn't you look down on girls before? Why do you want to see me now?
I knew it, a hypocrite.
Oh well, I'm his master after all. I'll take this as an apprenticeship benefit.
Tang Yunjin was secretly delighted.
"Alright, be careful later, don't use too much strength." Tang Yunjin said calmly.
After speaking, she pulled out the silver needles from Gu Chenan one by one.
Gu Chenan stood up and nodded towards her like she did earlier, "Take your clothes off and lie on the bed."
Although Tang Yunjin was prepared, hearing these words still made her feel shy.
Her face immediately turned red, but to avoid showing weakness in front of her disciple, she directly took off her floral dress.
Revealing children's underwear with a kitten pattern.
Gu Chenan picked up a silver needle and leaned towards Tang Yunjin. He reached out a hand and felt around, "This is the Shanzhong acupoint right?"
"Mm." Tang Yunjin nodded lightly, her face flushed.
"Tsk."
Gu Chenan clicked his tongue and stroked his chin with one hand, "Little Tang, this won't work."
"Huh? What's wrong?" Tang Yunjin asked, puzzled.
Gu Chenan pointed at her children's underwear, "It's blocking the way, I can't needle properly."
Hearing Gu Chenan's words, Tang Yunjin's blush deepened.
"Oh right, forgot about that."
But she still acted unconcerned and took off the underwear.
Then she covered her chest with both hands and lay back down again.
Now if Tang Yunjin didn't act embarrassed then it would be fine. But if she acted embarrassed herself, then it would be truly embarrassing.
Gu Chenan couldn't help looking at her chest and curled his lips into a smile.
[Why cover it, who wants to see that?]
[Even someone as well-endowed as Liu Mengxi could only arouse a slight reaction from me, your tiny chest has no appeal at all!]
Next, Gu Chenan picked up a silver needle. He felt around for a few moments before inserting it into Tang Yunjin's Shanzhong acupoint.
"Ah~"
A faint moan escaped Tang Yunjin's mouth.
Gu Chenan immediately frowned.
[Sis, do you have to moan like that? It's so awkward!]
Tang Yunjin's face was completely red. She turned her head and said angrily, "Be gentler!"
"Sorry, first time doing this. It's unavoidable I wouldn't control the strength well."
Gu Chenan said as he took out another silver needle, then placed his hand on the Tianchi acupoint, "This is the Tianchi acupoint right?"
"Mm, slower." Tang Yunjin reminded.
Gu Chenan's mind suddenly went blank and he blurted out, "I'll just rub around the acupoint this time, won't pierce in."
As soon as he said that, Gu Chenan immediately realized what he said.
But he couldn't show embarrassment now. He had to stay calm.
This is proper medical instruction. Only people with perverted minds would interpret everything indecently!
Luckily Tang Yunjin didn't hear him clearly and didn't think much about it.
Gu Chenan steadied his mind. He felt around for a bit, then inserted the silver needle into Tang Yunjin's Tianchi acupoint.
"Mmm~"
Since it was Gu Chenan's first time needling, his strength was uneven. Tang Yunjin only felt a piercing pain in her chest.
She forcefully held in her voice, not wanting to make any sounds. But the problem was that barely suppressed moans were even more concerning.
Gu Chenan stopped his motions and said helplessly, "Do you want a towel to bite on?"
"Why?"
Tang Yunjin found it odd. She clearly held in her voice just now. In her perspective, Gu Chenan shouldn't have been bothered by such faint sounds.
Gu Chenan clicked his tongue, "If you keep moaning like that, I'm afraid you actually will moan loudly later."
"Huh? What do you mean?" Tang Yunjin didn't understand.
[Dang it, can you not keep moaning? It's making me lose control!]
Gu Chenan's inner voice said. Tang Yunjin immediately realized.
But she was actually delighted.
Tsk tsk tsk, who was it that said even seeing my chest wouldn't arouse him? Why can't you stand it now?
Since you won't let me moan, I will definitely keep moaning!
"I can endure it. Keep going, don't stop!" Tang Yunjin commanded.
Gu Chenan shook his head helplessly and picked up another silver needle to keep needling.
...
Outside, the servants of the Tang house were shocked hearing the sounds coming from the room.
Everyone's faces were filled with shock. They looked at each other for a moment before discussing in hushed voices.
"Holy crap, could Little Miss and Gu Young Master be..."
"This is bad! Gu Young Master is a fickle playboy. He must have used sweet words to trick Little Miss!"
Someone exclaimed in surprise, "Dang, Gu Young Master is too impressive. It's been so long but the sounds still haven't stopped!"
Hearing this, everyone looked at him.
"Your attention is in the wrong place!"
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
e vast world of cultivation, where he becomes the master of the Heavenly Ruins Sacred Hall, a dying old man with barely a tenth of his former cultivation remaining. He is immediately confronted with a deadly crisis: his subordinates have rebelled, and his protectors are forcing him to abdicate. At the critical moment, the system descends from the heavens: [Ding! The host has been detected facing a life-or-death crisis. The system is now officially activated!] [As a gift, you have received the Supreme Beginner’s Pack and awakened the ultimate cheat: ten thousand years of pure cultivation essence every second!] Yin Tianjue: “Wait… ten thousand years of cultivation every second? That’s six hundred thousand years a minute, and in one day… I can’t even calculate it. Either way, I’m already invincible!” You’re a peerless prodigy rarely seen in ten thousand years? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. You’re an undying ancestor who has guarded a sacred land for countless ages? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. You’re the strongest chosen one, blessed with heaven-defying destiny? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. From this day forth, I have only one thing to say: “I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. Now, how exactly are you supposed to deal with that?”
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
